Chapter 3: The Toilet on the Train

It is more than 1,000 kilometers from Ganzhou, Jiangxi and Shangqiu, Henan, and Zhang Hao only takes the ordinary express train, so he has to spend the night on the train. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. biqUgE怂 infoMay is the season when Henan wheat is ripe, so at this time, the passengers on the train to Henan, although there are not as many as the peak of the Spring Festival, but there are also a lot, plus the weather is hot, the smell on the train is naturally not very good, Zhang Hao felt groggy after a while on the train, with the shaking of the train, Zhang Hao fell asleep in the seat unconsciously.....

Half-asleep, Zhang Hao seemed to see the old man who couldn't see his face clearly, but this time he saw the old man as if it was night, and it was dark all around..... Come back soon..... Instead, he smiled at Zhang Hao and said, "You're back!" You're back! It's strange to say, Zhang Hao obviously can't see the old man's face clearly, but he can clearly feel that the old man is smiling at himself, Zhang Hao seems to be able to clearly see the old man's lips smiling from ear to ear, but there are no teeth or tongue in the lips, and he can't even see the gums, he can only see a dark hole, and Zhang Hao is numb when he sees it.....

"Who are you? What are you looking for me to come back for? Zhang Hao puffed up his courage and asked the old man.

But the old man did not answer him, and kept muttering: 'You are back!' You're back! 6态10态13态23....ā€

At this moment, a white cat suddenly appeared in the night, the white cat seemed to be squatting on the old man's shoulder, the cat's eyes were shining a strange bright green light in the night, Zhang Hao was very uncomfortable to see, Zhang Hao pointed to the cat and shouted: 'Grandpa, cat, there is a cat next to you....."

The old man seemed to hear Zhang Hao's words this time, and reached out to dial the cat on his shoulder, which was as if the cat had been stimulated by something, and meowed non-stop, and then also stretched out his paws to dial the old man's head, the old man did not remove the cat on his shoulder, but the white cat removed the head on the old man's shoulder, and the white cat jumped on the ground, as if the old man's head was a ball of yarn, and kept pulling, and the old man's head rolled to Zhang Hao's with a purr. Then he slowly floated into Zhang Hao's ear and said, "You're back!" You're back! I'll wait for you, I'll wait for your ....."

Dream here, Zhang Hao suddenly woke up from the dream, wiped the cold sweat on his forehead, Zhang Hao found that it was late at night, most of the people on the train had fallen asleep, the train was extremely quiet except for a few baby cries from time to time, Zhang Hao looked at his watch, it was already twelve and fifteen in the morning, Zhang Hao listened to the sound of the train clanging, and then thought of the dream he had just now, suddenly a burst of urine hit, Zhang Hao shivered, and then stood up and walked towards the train bathroom, But the bathroom is all at the end of the carriage, Zhang Hao's position wants to walk over almost half of the carriage, because it is the middle of the night, those passengers who have no seats are all napping in the corridor of the carriage at this time, so from this end of the carriage to that end is no less than climbing ten floors, Zhang Hao worked hard to finally arrive at the bathroom when he finally arrived at the bathroom, he was already full of sweat, those who have been on the train know that the toilet on the train is public, there is no distinction between men and women at all, as long as it is locked inside, There will be two words outside to remind the passengers outside that the bathroom is used at this time, Zhang Hao came by chance, no one used the bathroom at this time, Zhang Hao just finished washing his hands and came out, a black-haired woman broke in, someone almost hit a full arms, the woman passed by Zhang Hao Zhang Hao felt cold, just wanted to shout a rush to reincarnate! But when he saw that the back was a black-haired woman in white, he didn't say anything, because he kept staring at the woman's back, Zhang Hao found a detail, the woman just closed the door after entering, but did not lock the door.....

Zhang Hao wanted to knock on the door to remind the woman, but he was afraid that people would say that he was a hooligan, and wanted to turn around and go back to his seat, but his conscience couldn't get by, of course, it was not denied that it was because Zhang Hao looked at the back of the black-haired woman in white and was relatively slim, and wanted to be a door-guard, thinking that this woman looked good from behind, but she didn't know what her face looked like, and then with this woman before the moon, toasting staggered, nine shallow and one deep..... Thinking of this, Zhang Hao hurriedly snorted, and secretly slapped himself with his left hand, of course, the kind that started very lightly, and secretly scolded himself for being a brute, thinking beautifully.....

With this attitude, Zhang Hao started to be a messenger to protect flowers, standing outside the toilet door to block one by one, two to block a pair, half an hour passed, Zhang Hao had blocked six or seven people who came to the toilet outside, but the woman inside still did not come out, looking at the murderous eyes of these six or seven people, Zhang Hao was also a little weak in his heart, thinking what is this woman doing inside! You won't fall into it! Did you fall asleep inside? But although Zhang Hao was weak in his heart, he couldn't show it on his face, so he whistled easily.....

These people were already choking enough, and when they heard Zhang Hao's whistle, they instantly had the urge to open the gate and release the water, and shouted at Zhang Hao with their crotch crotch: "Don't whistle, do you think we haven't worked hard enough?" It's been a long time, and there's no sound in there, are you sure there's anyone inside? It's not going to be a few of us, is it? ā€

"There's really a woman in there, and I'm not full-fed, who will fool you without anything!" Zhang Hao pretended to be relaxed and said.

Ten minutes passed like this, and there were almost ten people who came to the toilet, Zhang Hao looked at these people and was a little scared in his heart, and said in his stomach: "This Nima flower messenger is really not easy to do.....

Everyone looked at Zhang Hao's eyes becoming more and more gloomy, and there was a possibility of rushing in directly, in fact, it was no wonder that everyone was so annoyed, as the saying goes, a living person can still suffocate urine? But these people are now really suffocated to death by urine because of Zhang Hao.....

At this embarrassing moment, a female policeman came from the front compartment, and the policeman shouted as she walked: "Attention passengers!" There is XX station in front, so passengers who want to get off the train should be ready! ā€

The female policeman came to Zhang Hao's carriage, and when she saw that these people were all standing here, she asked suspiciously, "What are you all standing here?" ā€

One of them replied: 'Go to the toilet ....."

"Then hurry up! I'm going to be at the station right away, and I'm going to lock up the toilet and not let it be used.....," the police officer said.

"This person has been here, how can we get on!" Several people looked at Zhang Hao and said indignantly.

"What's going on?" The female policeman looked at Zhang Hao and asked suspiciously.

"Here's the thing, it's not that I don't let them go, it's because there is a woman in the toilet now....." But before Zhang Hao finished speaking, one of them shouted: 'It's been almost an hour, and the woman he said hasn't come out yet, maybe the person inside is a ticket evader?'

"Is there anyone in there? Is there anyone in there? "The female policeman shouted twice and no one answered, so she opened the door and said, 'You are really a person, who is there here?'

Zhang Hao listened to the words of the female policeman and hurriedly leaned over to take a look. Indeed, the bathroom was empty, where was the presence of the woman in white.....

"Impossible! I obviously saw a woman walk in, and I've been guarding it all the time, what the hell....." Zhang Hao said in wonder.

"I think it's your kid's prank, it's really suffocating Lao Tzu, you wait, wait until I finish going to the toilet....." One of the grumpy people looked at Zhang Hao and said viciously.

The rest of the people also looked at Zhang Hao with an unkind face. After this trouble, many people woke up. Everyone looked at Zhang Hao and pointed, being watched by a group of people, Zhang Hao really wanted to find a hole to get into, and hurriedly lowered his head and walked towards his seat, but just after walking two steps, he heard a girl say in his ear: "Thank you...."

Zhang Hao subconsciously said that he was not welcome, but when he looked up and saw that there was no one else around him, everyone was amused by Zhang Hao, and the young woman who had a child in her arms smiled and said: "This person is really funny, is there something wrong with his brain!" No one said you're welcome? '

"Mom, Mom, this uncle is talking to the aunt in white....." said the child, pointing in the direction of the train door.

"Yuxin, don't talk nonsense, there is no aunt in white...."The young woman said.

"Mom, it's true, the aunt in white was standing at the door of the train just now, and now it's time to get off the train...."The child said seriously.

Everyone couldn't laugh anymore after listening to the child's words, and they all looked at Zhang Hao with a strange face, but Zhang Hao's eyes kept staring out of the car window, because he saw another woman in white on the platform who kept waving at him.....