Chapter 23: The Second Uncle (4)

This Dao Chang is also a real person, he doesn't fool people very much, after wrapping the yellow cloth, he doesn't want to seal the soil quickly, but he plays with the money sword on the table again, plays with the sword left and talks on the right, and looks at the rest of the deceased's family. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info said that it was too late, and it was fast, but I saw the Taoist chief pointing at the coffin with a money sword, and there was a muffled sound of "crackling", and a lightning bolt came and the lightning slashed on the coffin. Seeing this scene, I was so frightened that I shrank my head and didn't dare to move.

If you want to say that this is a sunny day, the sky is clear, there is no wind and clouds, this long really has two brushes, no wonder someone will invite him.

I stood forward, stretched my neck and took a closer look at the coffin that was split, only to see that there was a mark of being split on the coffin lid, and the coffin lid was covered with white smoke, I didn't see it very clearly, and when the white smoke dissipated, a round gossip appeared on the coffin lid, and it was deeply branded on the coffin lid to sell noodles.

"My goodness! Is this chief a master carver? As soon as I stretched out my hand, a lightning bolt came, and gossip appeared! ”

Just when I was still amazed by the Taoist chief's ability, the Taoist chief walked to the coffin, and saw him holding a talisman paper in his hand, and sprinkled it into the cemetery one by one.

According to the funeral customs in the south, if someone dies in this family, a Taoist priest must be invited to do it, otherwise the death of this person will not make the family feel at ease. To say that in our north, people die and buried, the first spade soil is often from their own family, but in the south it is completely different, this first spade soil must be by the Taoist priest, one is because the Taoist priest is over-needed, to come to a spade soil can be used to save the next life, help the deceased, help the deceased find a good family in the next life; The second is because the south believes in the theory of ghosts and gods, and the saying of zombies is a household name in the south.

Soon, the Taoist chief put the first spade on the soil, and after the first spade was finished, the Taoist handed the spade to the deceased's family, and he went to rest.

Watching the Taoist go to the side to rest, we knew that the opportunity had come, and we walked straight to the Taoist through the crowded crowd, as if the police had seen a thief, full of motivation, and we must not let him run away.

The Taoist chief was a little taken by surprise by our sudden arrival, and before he could swallow the water he had just drunk into his mouth, he was almost frightened and vomited into the bowl.

"Oops! Michigan! We have worked so hard to find you, we are really happy to see your old man," the company commander said with a smile

"Yes! Dao Chief, we want to find you to investigate some things about the pendant, this matter is about your nephew, it won't take you long," Ah Bian said on the side

The Taoist chief didn't speak, but just meditated on the spot and froze for a moment.

Seeing this embarrassing scene, I hurriedly said

"Why are you so ignorant! Don't you see that Comrade Daochang is tired? If there is anything to talk about, let Comrade Dao Chief rest first! ”

As soon as I finished speaking, Comrade Daoist quickly ended his meditation, got up and hurried in the direction of the bazaar.

"This ...... What's wrong with this Dao Chief? Angry? The company commander said

"Stop talking nonsense, hurry up and keep up, or you won't find him again," I said

Just when we were about to catch up with the Taoist, a fat and short little strong man ran in front of him, I saw him sweating profusely, greeting the Taoist while running, and after a while, he ran to the Taoist, panting and saying

"Daochang Zhang! Zhang Daochang! You're done, this little ghost has been pestering me for days, you have to help me, you look at this swollen bag on my head, it's all made by that little ghost."

As he spoke, the little strong man pointed to the swollen bag on his bare head and showed it to the Taoist

It's true, this bag is swollen and unpresentable, and it's almost broken and bleeding.

The Taoist chief didn't speak, he pointed forward with one hand, and the little strong man immediately understood and ran to the front of the Taoist to lead the way.

Soon, we followed the Taoist to the south side of the market, which was really a pork shop, as the Taoist boy had said at the beginning.

I looked at the time in my hand, and it was already past four o'clock in the afternoon. In Jiangxi, it's almost time to eat at four o'clock. The little strong man did not dare to let the Taoist go in front of the shop, but took a detour and entered the little strong man's house through the back door.

This move of the little strong man really made me curious, but in the end, I thought about it again, and it didn't make sense, maybe it was because the front of the shop was full of pork, and I was worried that the Taoist chief was a monk, so I just avoided suspicion, after all, monks are not used to killing!

After entering the little strong man's house, the Taoist chief did not listen to the little strong man's words, let him sit down and rest, but walked around the house, looking here and smelling there, as if looking for something, after doing these strange movements, the Taoist chief walked to the table to rest, and drank tea while resting.

The three of us were outside the door, and we saw these actions of the Taoist chief clearly, but who knew that this little strong man found us and walked straight towards us.

Looking at the extremely fast and flexible pace of the little strong man, we suddenly gasped, thinking that he was here to catch us, but who knew that it was not what we thought.

The little strong man said as he walked

"Yo! You're friends with the Taoist, aren't you? I said why haven't I seen you much, there is no one in this market town who doesn't know me, which family eats a few catties of meat at a meal, which family doesn't eat meat, which family wants pork belly, which family wants pigs to go into the water, there is nothing I don't know, you new faces, I see it for the first time! Hey! ”

When the person in front of us said this, we were speechless and nodded weakly

Seeing us nodding, he immediately said again

"It turned out to be a friend of the Taoist Chief, that is, a friend of my third son, hurry up and come in! Oh no! Don't come in, my house has been haunted lately, look at this pustule on my head, it's all made by that damn starving ghost! Also, isn't it time for dinner, let's go to the restaurant opposite to have some food! Although I know how to cook, as you can see, this monk can't eat meat, and I can't cook vegetarian food, so there's no way! You say don't you? Hey! ”

Seeing that the three in front of us were so warm and hospitable, we didn't refuse anything, so we agreed.

Seeing that we did not refuse, he turned his head and asked the chief's opinion, and the Taoist chief whispered a few words to the chief, and it was not difficult to see from the happy expression of the chief that Comrade the Taoist agreed.

A few of us went around from the back door again, and came to the restaurant that Qusan said, the restaurant is not big, but the dishes are complete, there are always a few things suitable for you.

He found us a table near the window and sat down, and then went up to the second floor with Comrade Dao Chang. We thought that this sure three would leave us and go to eat with the Taoist chief, but who knew that it would not be too big to go upstairs, so this real three hurriedly walked down, walked down next to our table, and sat down......