At this time, my dad also came back, followed by a nurse, and the nurse said vigorously, "This gentleman, people can't be resurrected after death, please keep your sanity and don't hallucinate......... It seems that this nurse didn't believe that I was alive, and was pulled directly by my dad." Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Ahh When she saw me, she sat down on the ground in horror and let out a piercing scream that shook the sky in the silence of the night! She looked at me with a look of disbelief, and then she rushed out and kept shouting, "Doctor Wang! Dr. Wang! The patient is resurrected!! ”

After a while, a group of nurses in white clothes rushed in, among which there was a male doctor in a white coat with a fat head and big ears, even if his face was crossed, he showed his surprised expression vividly! This person should be what they call Dr. Wang. All of them looked at me, and their eyes were bigger than a bull's eye!

"Give the patient a full body exam." Dr. Wang commanded. At this time, the other nurses were all pale and trembling with fright, and when Dr. Wang saw that no one was moving, he instructed one of the nurses:

"Xiao Zhang, you go and push the cart over."

"Got it, Dr. Wang." Then they were going out to get the cart, but they didn't know that I was fine at the moment except that I was a little hungry, so they thought I couldn't walk to get the cart.

Thinking of this, I said, "Doctor Wang, no, I can go." With that, I got out of bed and was about to put on my shoes, only to find that my shoes had flown off to the outside of the ring road, so I took off my socks and started barefoot.

Then all of them looked at me with a strange gaze, as if I were not human, and I said, "Don't be afraid, I am a human and not a ghost." What I didn't expect was that it was okay if I didn't say it, but as soon as I said it, they were even more scared and trembling even more.

How can I prove to them that I am human? I suddenly found such a fucking problem, and I couldn't figure out a way to think about it for a while. Suddenly! I suddenly thought of a good idea!

This ghost should have no athlete's foot, and if it is, it will be smelled even if it is invisible, right? Well, that's what happened, so I said, "Doctor Wang, this ghost doesn't have athlete's foot, why don't you smell it?" As I spoke, I made a gesture to show Dr. Zhang to smell my foot.

"Don't! Well, we've already smelled it, cough cough ......," he said, and coughed a few times, and continued: "We have also found out that you have a shadow." Dr. Wang said, and then I slapped my head, yes!! How did I not think of that?

"Let's go, I'll take you for a full body check-up." Dr. Wang walked in front to lead the way, while the other nurses still looked at me with that strange look as always, this feeling is really **!

I was then taken to a room with an unknown instrument while my parents waited outside, followed by a series of examinations. The final result of the examination was that "all parts of the body were normal, and there were no injuries." Faced with the results of this examination, Dr. Wang's mouth opened wide in surprise, repeating vigorously, how could it be......

While they were surprised, my parents and I took the opportunity to leave, why? Because this kind of thing is going to attract the media very quickly, and I don't want to be in the spotlight.

Because I was worried that the hospital would collude with the media to find people everywhere, so our family walked a long way, found a shop that sold Malatang, and asked for a private room, I was also hungry with my chest and back, and directly grabbed a large handful of beef and boiled it in, and I started to eat it before it was cooked, no way, I was so hungry, because this caused me to pull my stomach in the middle of the night. . .

But even so, I still feel that diarrhea is happiness, because it is better to have diarrhea than to die, I have died once, compared to diarrhea and death, diarrhea is simply happiness!

Our family ate Malatang, found an inconspicuous small hotel, one for my parents and one for me, and then went straight to sleep. The next day my parents said they were going back, and I hadn't been back for a long time, so I planned to go home together.

After getting in the car, I remembered that I hadn't reported to Brother Wen and them yet! So I took out my mobile phone, although the mobile phone screen was broken, but it can still be used, I turned out Brother Wen's phone, and the name I entered when I saved the phone was "boss", and I was about to dial it out.

"Call your boss?" My dad asked. I sat with my dad, and my mom was going to get motion sickness so she sat in the front.

"yes, what's wrong?" I asked.

"Don't fight, your boss already knows you're dead." My dad said nervously.

I.......

Don't you think this sentence sounds strange? I thought to myself. But I still smirked, since this is the case, I don't need to call first, and I don't have to explain for half a day.

"How do they know?" I asked.

"Your boss saw that you didn't go back for a long time, and then he called to ask, and you hadn't been resurrected at that time, so we said you were dead." My dad was still nervous, and everyone else in the car was looking at us like they were stupid*.

"And a girl came to see you." My dad continued.

"Who? Who came to see me? I asked.

"She didn't say her name, but she said she's your girlfriend and she's pretty too." After speaking, she stared at me with a smile, as if to say: This daughter-in-law is very good......

Say it's my girlfriend? Could it be a little spirit? "What does that girl look like?" What color is the hair? Are there any features? I asked.

"Hmm... She looks pretty cute, with shoulder-length yellow hair. My dad said. So since that's the case, it's unlikely that Xiao Ling, Xiao Ling has long black hair, so it's impossible to change his hairstyle just a few days, right?

After thinking about it for a long time, I couldn't guess who it was, so I simply didn't think about it, I couldn't think of a clue, and I wasted brain cells.

So I pulled out Lao Liu's phone and told him that I was coming back, and he yelled to buy beer or something, I laughed and hung up the phone, thinking that the truth is amazing, I actually died and came back to life, this kind of thing that only happens in movies actually happened to me.

Anyway, who is that old man named Gu Daochang? Give me a medicine to repair my kidneys directly, and there are no traces of abrasions, this is an elixir, right? And even black and white impermanence can't beat him.

After going through this incident, I realized that black and white impermanence really exists, and I believe that the four major judges and the Lord of Hades also exist......

"Ah Fei, don't sleep, it's almost there." My dad said, I opened my eyes and saw that I was about to arrive in the street of our town, but I didn't expect to think about it and fall asleep again.

"Hey, Lao Liu, you will bring the wine to my house later, and we will drink it at my house today." I called Lao Liu and said.

"Okay! Give me a call when you get to the outside of my house in a moment. With that, he hung up. We basically had everything at home, so we bought a few catties of fish and beef on the street and went home.

When we were about to reach the intersection outside Liu Gang's house, I called him and asked him to come out, and when we walked here, we found that he was already standing at the intersection waiting for us, with a case of Harbin beer on the ground. But I haven't seen him grow fat for more than a year!

"Hello uncle and aunt." Liu Gang shouted with a smile.

"Well, Liu Gang, give the beer to Ah Fei." My mom said.

"Hey, it's okay, how much does this weigh?" As soon as Liu said, he carried the beer on his shoulder.

"It's just that if you grow so fat, you have to work hard!" I said.

"Hey, I said Ah Fei, you kid said Brother Gang, I'll throw you a beer crate!"

"Haha! I said Lao Liu, why haven't you seen it for a year? ”

"Needless to say? Your brother just now, I eat well, drink well, and of course grow moisturized! ”

"Cut, I think you're too lazy to work and gain weight!"

"Hah! Attaboy. Stop! ”………