Chapter 1 Sun Xiaohu
On the fifth day of the Spring Festival, this is a day when many Chinese nationals should be festive and carnival. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info However, in stark contrast to the festivity of the Chinese people, there is an inconspicuous Internet café on the street corner. Seen from the huge lanterns and the festive, lively street, it is now flickering with an inconspicuous, listless, almost negligible dim light.
Yes, as a normal bar friend, how can you hang out on this big day when you go out with red envelopes and when you go home with relatives and friends? It's incomprehensible, but now there is such a person, sitting in the corner of a dimly lit Internet café, playing the game in his hand.
This is a thin young man, in the eyes of normal people, this age is the most suitable time to talk about love, or to fight for a career, no matter how bad it is, it is definitely a suitable age for lying in bed at home to play a zombie, gnawing on the old, and talking, singing, teasing, and having fun with other people's girls who have just grown up every day.
But at the moment, he is hiding in an Internet café, desperately playing a boring game with the boss of the old game in the computer.
I saw that his fingers were controlling the characters in the game at a very fast speed, and he passed one level after another without effort, so that the viewers couldn't help but think that this kid was a software engineer with improper hand speed, which was really a tyrannical thing. It's just that the method that should be pleasing to the eye is full of torment for the owner of the Internet café who is dozing off.
"Sun Xiaohu, won't go home on the fifth night of the Lunar New Year? My little Internet café is closing. ”
The owner of the Internet café is a middle-aged man, with a short figure, looped legs, short hands, and short neck.
"Lao Chen, isn't it, the New Year doesn't make people have a happy year?" Sun Xiaohu said bitterly with a bitter face.
"Oh~ He, at most, I won't charge you money, go to the counter and I'll return the money to you, okay?" Lao Chen snorted and dozed.
"Hehe, don't, don't give twice as much, let the tiger master play for a while."
"No, I'll give you three times, even if I'm afraid of you, can't you? You also know that I have to go home for dinner during the Chinese New Year......"
Sun Xiaohu: "......"
"Not like that!"
After Sun Xiaohu glanced at Lao Chen from head to toe, he once again returned his attention to the video game, and said coldly.
"What's not like that?" Now Lao Chen was puzzled, just now he used this reason to send away the young man in the entire Internet café, and this time, he was pierced by the kid in front of him, and he didn't feel a little panicked.
"It's not like going home for dinner, you lied to me and didn't return the money! I keep playing. ”
"You...... Where do you know I'm not home for dinner? Don't think that the neighborhood knows me well. Lao Chen said disdainfully.
"Well, there are three suspicious points...... "Sun Xiaohu didn't look back.
"Huh?"
"First, the instant noodles you just brewed are still emitting white smoke on your counter, and you said that you would go home for dinner, which is pure nonsense! Second, your crumpled shirt, from yesterday morning to now, it is estimated that you have not been home for two days, this situation is either to have a quarrel with your wife, or to avoid the Spring Festival to send red envelopes to relatives; Third ......" Sun Xiaohu raised his third finger without looking back.
"And the third?"
"Third, there is a woman wearing sexual* sadistic clothes standing at the door, as soon as you see her coming, you drive away all the guests, the problem is, I have lived in this area for nearly ten years, and I have known you for nearly ten years, the first time I have seen you so nervous A woman, this degree has exceeded the care for Sister-in-law Chen......" Sun Xiaohu turned his head suddenly, grabbed Lao Chen's crumpled white shirt, revealing a lewd * expression that everyone is a man, you know, and whispered into his ear: "Is this a generation of new people replacing old people?" ”
"Oh, no, no, don't talk nonsense, if it reaches the ears of the tigress in my house, can I still be a human being?" Lao Chen hurriedly knocked the other party's hand off with his small short hand, broke free and waved his hand wildly, from Lao Chen's terrified level, Sister-in-law Chen's ability to control the husband can be seen.
"Hehe, knowing that Sister-in-law Chen's battle index still dares to hook up with three or four, it's your fault, Lao Chen!" Speaking of this, Sun Xiaohu's face couldn't help but be a little dark.
No matter how you say that Sun Xiaohu is a person who was born in a professional class and has been a big soldier, although he is only an electronic technology special soldier, which is the traditional communication soldier. But that kind of soldier's loyalty still makes him unable to accept these mortals who have a few stinky money, and they are going to the twilight.
"Oh, it's really not what you think, even if I'm afraid of you, you can't do it, a fixed price, today's Spring Festival reward will be five times the loss!"
|"Lao Chen, this is something wrong with you, have you ever seen a normal young man who is so boring on the night of the fifth night of the Lunar New Year and wants to spend the night in an Internet café? Sun Xiaohu was first surprised that Lao Chen, who usually has nothing to pull out, was a person who was knocked out of one of his teeth by the black boss at the time in order to ask for five cents for Internet access, and today he has changed sex? Will such a big sacrifice be made?
"Well, that's a rarity!" Sun Xiaohu played a level, paused the game, and continued unhurriedly: "But the more nervous you are to drive me away, the more it proves that you have something to do." ”
"Damn, so professional, sexually *abuse* pretending, and you also bring your own toad big black glasses, toolbox, Lao Chen, you are too good at playing, right?"
"Xiaohu, don't say that, this master was invited by me to do the cleaning work."
"If he doesn't leave, then I'm leaving, I'm very busy." The tall woman, wearing big sunglasses, looked around the Internet café and said lightly.
"Oops! Well, everything is told to you, but you must not tell anyone else. Lao Chen sneakily looked left and right and saw that there was no one, so he had to grit his teeth and say.
"Here's the thing......"
Originally, a few years ago, there was a bad gambler in an Internet café who gambled on the Internet; This brother is a hungry ghost in the gambling, that gamble, gambling for three days and three nights, during which the boss and bar friends were persuaded by the boss, and finally Lao Chen was even afraid that he would die in the Internet café, so he called the police in the area to persuade him, but to no avail; Early on the morning of the fourth day, the man finally died suddenly in an Internet café. This is not the point, the person died when he died, because there were friends and police officers who testified for Lao Chen, and Lao Chen did not bear any responsibility.
But a few days after the man's death, the point came, every time someone played board games in the Internet café, or opened a supper, when they were about to check out and leave the Internet café, the customer would feel a hand on his shoulder, and a voice would be heard in his ear saying: "Don't go, play with me for a while!" ”
Lao Chen's ghost story made Sun Xiaohu stunned for a moment.
"So?" Sun Xiaohu asked suspiciously.
"That's why I brought in Master Cleaner today, just to solve this problem, alas, who knows if you want to leave."
"Master? Catching ghosts? Hehe! Sun Xiaohu heard that someone was catching ghosts, and laughed undisciplinedly: "My cousin Ye Huan often said, 'There are no ghosts in the world, but there are more people who say that there are ghosts, and there are ghosts in the world!'" 'Haha! ”
(To be continued...... )