Chapter 12 Nine out of ten

I and the fat man is always pushing, the inverted bucket has been together, wherever I go, there is the shadow of the fat man, we can be said to be like a shadow, just listen to the fat man tease Shirley Yang, he said, shirley, don't look at you and Lao Hu are two people, but when it comes to feelings, we are like brothers and sisters, a mouthful of food, there is half of me, there is half of Lao Hu. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info Yang is happy, said, fatty, what do you want to say, don't think about it, no matter how good you and Lao Hu are, I am her daughter-in-law, don't think about it. The fat man smiled happily, and he said, Yang, why can you think crookedly, Lao Hu and I are brothers, and it has nothing to do with you. Yang laughed happily, and she said to me heartlessly, Lao Hu, don't mind, let's make a joke. I said, "What do you have, and I've turned a blind eye." The dead fat man was in a hurry, he turned his face into a pig's liver color, he said, Lao Hu, you don't trust your brother, friend wife, don't bully, my fat man never does anything sorry for his brother. I'll kick him, and I say, you're fat, you can't even make a joke.

Shirley Yang was also anxious for a while, she said, Lao Hu, you are not enough buddy, how can you say such bastard words. You and the fat man, those are brothers, why don't you trust him like this. As soon as I heard this, I offended all two people, and it seems that sometimes, excessive jokes are also a crime. I was busy admitting my mistakes, and I said, two, two, don't be so impulsive, impulsiveness is the devil. Shirlwy was shocked for a moment, and he said, "Old Hu, don't always be open-mouthed, on this sea, you don't mention ghosts and weird things, those things that are not clean, it's better to stay away from them, the more you mention them, the more they will haunt you." In the future, when you speak, do not appear in your mouth. I smiled, spat a few mouthfuls, and said, Bah, Bah, I was wrong, I was wrong, I was guilty. When I said this, the four eyes on the side smiled and leaned back, and this guy patted me on the shoulder and said, Old Hu, you are so interesting, you talk a string of words, all. I looked at the four eyes and said to him, am I, four eyes, look at the problem, think more and ask more, and have one more eye.

The four eyes said puzzledly, do I have fewer eyes, two, can you have one more eye, you have one, let me see. His words stopped me, I'm not a god, where can I grow an eye casually, this is not a joke or something. I said, brother, talk less, eat the rice one bite at a time, eat too much, you will swallow, your stomach is limited, it can't hold too many things. The four eyes were stunned by what I said, and he said, Lao Hu, you are very sharp-toothed, your call is like a machine gun, and I am dizzy, I said, you are really dizzy. He said, fainting. I said, it's good to be dizzy, if you're going to get dizzy, then shut your mouth and don't talk nonsense, no one will treat you as dumb. Hearing me say this, he was amused, he said, Lao Hu, why didn't I find out before, you are really a person who can talk too much. The eloquence is so good, this whole thing, I said it in a daze. I smiled happily, what I want is this effect, as long as you can remain silent, then I will shout long live, this time I don't shout long live Chairman Mao, I shout long live the four eyes. Four Eyes hurriedly waved his hand, he said, don't make fun of me, I don't need you to shout, I'm afraid of losing my life, you don't have to shout anything, I please keep silent, don't say anything, it's best.

When I was arguing with Four-Eyed, the fat man on the side was very happy, he just hoped that someone could stand up to me and let me eat and eat, he wanted to see my jokes, we brothers have been pinching each other like this, today you pinch me, tomorrow I pinch you, but no one cares, they all know each other's character, if you really have to care, the two of us will become enemies, where can we stay together forever. Seeing the fat man's smiling face, I said to Four Eyes, look, Four Eyes, if we have a fight, it will only attract others to see jokes, so we'd better live in peace. The four eyes were happy, he said, can it, only when the enemy is present, we will be unanimous with the outside world, once there is no enemy, you might as well make the internal contradictions of the people, I don't mind, you are like this, I like it very much. I was impressed by this old beauty for a while, and it was only a long time before the Chinese dialect was so slippery, it was really unseemly, and the sea water was immeasurable. The four eyes are really progressive, this kind of progress, it's like flying high in an airplane, this fierceness, I really admire. High, really high, very high. This kind of height is simply standing up to the sky. I laughed for a while, leaning back and forth, and I said, "Four Eyes, you're really a master." When the four eyes heard me say this, they were very happy, and he said, I am very happy to hear you praise me like this, and it is rare to hear your sincere words once.

Four eyes said this, so that I am quite satisfied, Lao Mei, willing to elevate me like this, but I was a little surprised, any person, want to be promoted by others, this is someone else's personality and status of the pertinent, in this way, no matter where you put it, it is the truth, I looked at the four eyes, I said, buddy, you are not a fuel-efficient lamp, you are a kind of person, that is, follow me, see that you are a barbarian, but in your bones, you have the blood of a barbarian. Four eyes smiled happily, and he said, your evaluation is really accurate, I feel that I am really like this, it is a bit barbaric, and what you say makes me really feel it. yes, that's great, I like it. I didn't think that my casual words would satisfy his appetite, and I didn't know whether I was a crow's mouth or a golden mouth. Over the years, I have been fighting backwards, and in the antique world, I have also become a person, such an achievement, but I never expected it, to have such an achievement, it is also self-defeating. But after all, it is a good thing to have achievements, and no one also hopes that he can be successful, and a person who has achieved success will be welcomed wherever he goes. Achievements sometimes also represent status, such as this search for the tomb of Qin Shi Huang, Xiao Wang Ba came to me, he knows my strength, this is a kind of achievement, more exciting than winning a Nobel Prize. Winning such an award is not as good as my fight, and the benefits I have are more. I love this profession, this kind of profession is not only fulfilling, but also exciting and challenging. Being able to climb and roll in the inverted fighting world is a height that is difficult to surpass in life. This kind of height, but no one can surpass, I think, my achievements, let a person to surpass, he can not surpass.

I know that with the increase of my fame, people also feel that they are not ambiguous, that is, they have a sense of authority, and at any time, they feel that they are superior to others, and what they say is very domineering. This kind of majestic and domineering appearance will also make people feel uncomfortable, but if it's uncomfortable, you have to listen to me, who made me a leader. The person in charge is the authority in this circle, that is the lover respect, and it makes people elevate. For example, among the four people, I am in the position of leader, and such a position has to make them look at me, and no one can easily stand up against me. In the process of fighting, they listen to my command, and they have to do what I command, and this is the advantage of authority. Sometimes, the fat man still pats my little pony, and when there is something good to eat and drink, he has to think of me first and give it to me. This kind of treatment is what any person expects, and to have this status is simply beyond a sense of superiority. Every enjoyment in life is to make yourself feel a kind of happiness and happiness that you have never felt before. I was happy for a while, looked at the four eyes and the fat man and said, "It's a good thing, it's a good thing, but it doesn't happen at this moment, or after we finish the little Wang Ba's project, we'll come to enjoy this good thing." They looked at me with joy, and they were in a fog for a while, but the fat man reacted quickly. He said, Lao Hu, you mean, the coffin is sinking on the bottom of the sea, that's true. I said, I didn't say it, it's what you said, how often have I said it. As soon as he heard what I said, his eyes suddenly widened, and he knew that I was playing tricks again.

I love to play tricks, a person, no matter what the occasion, expects to do something that is beneficial to him, even if he encounters something harmful to him, he also hopes that he can stay out of it. This is human nature, any person has such a heart, and I am no exception, because I am not a saint, I am just a small person, but I am a little famous, and I know more about this. If you are an ordinary person, it is even more than that, and who wants to do something harmful and unprofitable to yourself. For the submarine coffin, I also half-believed, but the fat man also had the same dream, so I was sure of this, nine times out of ten I am very sure, if we can find a batch of treasures in the sea this time, it will be of great benefit to the development of Yiyuanzhai in the future. Once the big gold tooth has taken care of the matter and the shop is reopened, it will take a lot of antiques to sell, and I don't think there is a better way than to get treasures from the inverted bucket. Thinking of this, my heart is inexplicably excited, although I am about to hone into a refinement, but in the face of some major events, I will still be excited, this is nature, there is no way to change, I looked at the fat man, and said to him, fat man, you have to be mentally prepared, brother told you, if one day you suddenly die, it must be happy to die. The fat man's eyes didn't blink, and he said, yes, I know this, I don't need you to tell me. I said, "Do you know why you're happy to die?" The fat man smiled again, and he said, "It's a baby." I said, no, it's because, one day you happened to fall into a pit and found that the was full of gold, and you arched your mouth and found that the was also gold. As soon as you get excited, you have braided wings.