In the universe, outside the solar system, Zhao Heng sat in the cockpit of the Sailing, carefully avoiding the dense microstars, the planets that are larger than the meteorite stars, this kind of thing, densely packed outside the solar system, is called the umbrella of the solar system, the Kuiper belt. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

"Damn, I was raised as a pig, I don't know, what is the name of the solar system umbrella." He muttered to himself.

Near-hometown timid, near-home, he is cautious now, not because of the annoying MSI, but because of the wandering mentality of going home soon. It's been floating in the universe for ten years, and it's finally back.

"Sir, as the intelligent core of the Sailing, I have to remind you that the communication request has been denied. I'm sorry that the earth is not as you expected, with red flags, crowds of people, and gongs and drums to welcome you back. "He sent a communication request to Earth, and it doesn't seem that the situation is too rosy.

Sullenly asked, "Oh? Can you determine whether it was some extreme speculator who rejected the communication request, or whether it was Pan's decision? ”

"Sorry sir, we need to be in low-Earth orbit to be able to fully monitor the information and communication channels. We have just arrived at Pluto, and it will take 7 natural hours to reach Earth. But sir, do not hide the energy fluctuations, rampant in the universe. It is a very dangerous behavior. The intelligent core of the Voyage replied.

"Okay, I'm all home, and you won't let me show off, being a grandson in the Galaxy Federation, can't you be an uncle in this wild area?"

"Sir, this has officially become the M39 District of the Seventh Administrative Region of the Galaxy Federation, as the head of the district, please don't be presumptuous."

"Oops, the idiom is good, communicate again."

The wait is very long, the earth is still in the era of electromagnetic communication, and it takes more than 10 hours for electromagnetic waves to go back and forth in the solar system.

"Sir, the communication has been denied again, is it forcibly accessed?"

What's going on? Zhao Heng was a little depressed, and finally came back, but he couldn't even get through the phone, and said sullenly: "Access." ”

"The communication was forcibly connected successfully, because the distance is too far, and your image will not be projected on the designated display, but on all displayable screens. This could result in a global live stream. Be prepared. It starts in 10 seconds. The intelligent core of the Voyage caught him off guard.

He asked a little nervously: "Is this kind of plot that can only have an alien invasion really good?" Do I need to disguise myself? With this direct exposure to people around the world, will I be able to go out in the future? And what kind of tone to use? Diplomatic? I don't have that skill! ”

All the displayed screens, mobile phones, computers, televisions, electronic billboards, and projectors that have been turned on on the earth are all out of control, and after a short period of blurred screens, they become a deep starry sky.

"The computer is broken?" This is normal people.

"Aliens have invaded Earth?" This is sci-fi fans.

"How far have Americans gotten to the point of controlling the planet? American dad is strong. "This kind of person usually doesn't survive more than three episodes.

……

The deep starry sky quickly pulled in, a point of light on the screen, getting brighter and brighter, everyone stared at the scene on the monitor with wide eyes, and a spaceship that would only exist in science fiction movies appeared in front of everyone.

The dazzling streamer flows on the spacecraft, with graceful curves, reflecting the sunlight, and in this way, in the starry sky, dragging a long tail light, the high-energy cosmic particles will form a brilliant curtain under the action of the gravitational field.

Outside this dazzling scene, two voices suddenly appeared, breaking everyone's shock of immersion in the starry sky.

"It's a good special effect. Anyway, it's really appropriate to waste a grasshopper satellite and do this kind of useless, but very cool thing that looks very cool? ”

"Sir, the full live broadcast has begun, please pay attention to the words."

"What should I do if I have a phobia of speech?"

"There's no problem with this hood!"

The camera zooms in again, and through the glass porthole of the spaceship, a young man appears on the screen, wearing a hood over his head.

"Alright, let's change the source back to the cockpit."

A cardboard box, with two holes on the top and a hole on the bottom, and a belt on the head, can it be called a head cover?

Although the picture is a bit inconsistent, it is a kind of fear that spreads all over the world, that is, the TV station is a program.

"Hello, I've been imagining how to give this talk, and to be honest, I'm still not ready for it, or I wouldn't have this damn hood." Saying that, Zhao Heng knocked on the top box on the door of his head.

"I am a returnee, but this sea is a sea of stars, and I didn't volunteer when I went, and I didn't come back voluntarily. Here, the solar system, as well as several surrounding galaxies, is called the Savage Star Field by the people of the Galactic Federation. Although it has been incorporated into the M39 District of the Seventh Administrative Region by the Galaxy Federation, it has never lived up to its name. He paused.

"And I was appointed as the head of the M39 district, just like a child in the mountains who went out to go to university, finally completed his studies, and suddenly returned to the mountains to become a village official, nervous, unwilling, but excited and excited. This is my hometown, and I am honored to come back here as the mayor of the district, build my hometown, and lead my parents and fellow villagers to make a fortune. Thank you. ”

The person wearing the box on the screen is gone, only the bright eyes that see through the hole in the box still remain in people's hearts.

Instead, there was a job posting.

"Recruitment notice: Xingyuan Service Company was established on May 20, 2016, and is now looking for a general manager of the head office, five general managers of the branch, and 25 department heads of the sales department, marketing department, administration department and technical department. It is required to have good facial features, good looks, proficient in foreign languages, proficient in C language, C++ language, proficient in games, able to program, able to drive, able to fly airplanes, and able to sell cute. People with lofty ideals under the age of 35 join, gender is not limited, education is not limited, treatment: average salary 50000+, external performance, dividends, bonuses. Five insurances and one housing fund, an annual income of one million is not a dream, what are you waiting for? Hurry up and join us! Contact: [email protected]. If this QQ is still there. ”

"Such a job posting, can you really recruit people? With such a short period of establishment, wouldn't it be considered a leather bag company? ”

"Sir, the live broadcast is still on."

"Turn it off, turn it off."

Earth's communications are back to normal, novels, oba dramas, games are back on the screen, and it seems that everything is back to normal, but people's minds are no longer above these spiritual food.

At the UN Secretary-General's office, five monitors have also returned to normal, and Secretary-General Pan Changwen is on the phone with the spokespersons of the permanent members.

"This district chief speaks Chinese, although the recruitment notice is in Chinese and English, but Chinese on it, is this person from your Chinese?"

The people on several screens stared at the representative of the Eastern Country, Wang Zhong, the spokesman of Huaxia. He sat upright with a smile on his face, as he always did, neither asking nor answering.

He stopped for a long time, as if the picture was frozen, and he didn't move. The whole office is enveloped in an atmosphere called calm.

"Oops, I'm sorry, the domestic signal is not good, it's dropped, you know, our network is a little poor, hehe."

"Huh."

"Huh."

Quantum communication satellites have been in the sky, tell us about poor networks? Is it a test of our intelligence?

……

"I investigated in China just now, and because I didn't have any appearance, I don't know if it was a Chinese person, which disappointed you. However, our experts and professors say that this may be a means for aliens to paralyze and divide us. He may not be an earthling at all, let's fight first. A soldier who wants to surrender without a fight. ”

"Then prepare to attack." Pan Changwen thought for a while and said.

"Seconded."

"Seconded."

……

After a long pause, the indifferent voice of the Voyage sounded.

"Sir, there is good news and bad news, which one do you listen to first?".

"Listen to the good news first, then the bad news. If you are scared to death, you can still be happy before you die. ”

"Your bad joke is not funny at all. The good news is that I stole your QQ back for you. The bad news is that the Earth side is ready to use force against you, and dozens of Big Ivan have already lifted into the air, with an estimated arrival time of 4 hours. The power of the explosion can kill an ordinary person hundreds of millions of times. ”

Zhao Heng stared at the rings of Saturn that were getting closer and closer, and said in a loud voice: "These old watches of the earth are unwilling to let go of the rights in their hands, clean up some moths, and don't give them some color to see if they don't know what their surnames are!" Give me the newsletter back. ”

Zhao Heng looked at his weapons and equipment, it was too powerful, and when a annihilation bullet passed, the entire earth was gone. It's too weak to do it, there's no deterrent, there it is! He asked coldly, "Is it connected?" How about we let Titan set off a firework this time? ”

"That's a beautiful cry! Seconded. ”

"Forget that you're the core of intelligence made by those war maniacs. Target Titan, Battle Order: Fireworks. Turn on the live broadcast and let the whole world see it, how dare you go to Liangshan without three, two, three! ”

People have just returned to their normal displays, again out of control. Saturn in the starry sky is displayed, and the beautiful rings of Saturn make people feel the mystery of the universe again.

Such capricious aliens! What the hell do you want to do?! The earthlings are a little angry!

Titan, the only moon with an atmosphere, was once highly suspected of life. Looming in Saturn's rings. Then, on the screen, the Voyage sent a streamer from afar. In an instant, it burrowed into Titan's atmosphere and plunged deep into that moon.

For a long time, Titan was like a light in an egg, brightening in the starry sky. Bang scattered, scattered rocks, under the gravitational pull of Saturn, streaked across Saturn's atmosphere, turned into fleeting meteors, relatively large and even smashed on the surface of Saturn, bursting out mushroom clouds.

Titan, gone.

"The Star Destroyer Cannon really lives up to its name, and it set off a big firework in the starry sky. It's a pity that our technology tree hasn't been lit on the Star Destroyer Cannon, otherwise we would have built hundreds of them, and the gods would kill people, and the Buddha would kill the Buddha! ”

"I'm just going home, don't get in the way anymore." Zhao Heng said softly to the world.

This is also his heart, which looks scandium powerful against the backdrop of the explosion of Titan and the devastation on Saturn.

Heads of state apparently heard this as well, and their faces were as dead as ashes.