Chapter 41: The Shaolin Abbot with a Wife
"Hey, Wang Junpeng!" The voice of Master Twilight came from the other end of the phone. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
"Master, I'm at the police station now, they have wronged me for harassing women for more than ten years, can you prove it, I have only been in Henan for a long time, and I haven't even arrived for a week!" Wang Junpeng directly explained the situation to Master Twilight.
"Good! You wait, I'll come! After Master Twilight finished speaking, he hung up the phone, presumably in a hurry to leave!
Wang Junpeng put the mobile phone in his pocket triumphantly, and looked at Deng Zhuobin, who was taken aback, even more embarrassed.
"Wang Junpeng, is the abbot of Shaolin really your master?" Deng Zhuobin asked.
"Nonsense!" Wang Junpeng's head was tilted to the extreme, and his nostrils were facing people, and there was no limit!
"Tell me, how did you become the apprentice of the Shaolin abbot?" Deng Zhuobin now admires Wang Junpeng a little, and he can become the apprentice of the abbot of Shaolin, he must be extraordinary!
Looking at Deng Zhuobin's admiring gaze, Wang Junpeng was even more embarrassed: "That's the case, when I was eighteen years old, I was playing in the forest and happened to meet the abbot of Shaolin. When the abbot saw me, he took me by the hand and said,
"Wow, it's amazing, you have a Dao spirit spewing out from the heavenly spirit cover, you know, you have a body of horizontal training muscles and bones at a young age, it's a once-in-a-century martial arts wizard, if one day you get through the second vein of Rendu, you don't fly to the sky, as the so-called I don't go to hell, who goes to hell...... The task of policing and punishing the traitors and maintaining world peace will be entrusted to you, okay? '
I nodded, and he took me under his tutelage and taught me martial arts, and just like that, I became the apprentice of the Shaolin abbot! ”
"You kid have watched too much "Kung Fu", right?" Deng Zhuobin knew that Wang Junpeng was made up blindly when he heard it, what is the difference between this and the plot in the movie? It's just that a book was given away in the movie, and Wang Junpeng compiled it under the door!
"Haha!" Wang Junpeng smiled awkwardly, but he didn't expect Deng Zhuobin to have seen it.
"Team Deng! An old monk came outside," At this time, a policeman came from outside, saluted Deng Zhuobin, and said.
"Please let him in! Have a better attitude! Deng Zhuobin said excitedly, don't think about it, the person who came must be the abbot of Shaolin. How can the attitude towards the abbot of Shaolin be bad, this is the pride of Henan!
"Yes!" The policeman walked out. Deng Zhuobin stood nervously and expectantly, thinking that he would be able to meet the legendary Shaolin abbot in a while, and he was a little excited in his heart.
After a while, an old monk walked in, and yes, he was Master Twilight. Master Twilight faced Deng Zhuobin, his hands were combined, and his body bowed slightly: "Amitabha, poor monk Twilight, Shaolin Abbot!"
Deng Zhuobin listened, his eyes were oversized, his mouth was amazingly big, and he looked at Master Twilight: "You ......"
Master Twilight waved his right hand at Deng Zhuobin, Deng Zhuobin instantly returned to normal, and his eyes lit up with golden light: "Abbot, my name is Deng Zhuobin, the captain of the criminal police brigade!" Do you still take apprentices? When I was born, there was a Dao spirit spewing out from the Heavenly Spirit Gai, and when I was a child, I had a body of horizontal training muscles and bones, and I was simply a martial arts wizard once in a hundred years. If you still accept apprentices, you must accept me! ”
Wang Junpeng was speechless to Deng Zhuobin, and he adapted what he just said into this, which is really talented!
"I have to discuss this with my wife!" Master Twilight said mysteriously, with his head down, thoughtfully.
Wang Junpeng and Deng Zhuobin agreed and said in unison: "Master (abbot), do you have a wife?"
A monk can't even fall in love, how can he have a wife, let alone an abbot! But Master Twilight did say such a sentence, could it be that Master Twilight showed off his head?
"Nope!" Master Twilight said. The tone is normal, ordinary, no abnormality!
"Then where did you get your wife to discuss?" Deng Zhuobin and Wang Junpeng once again spoke in unison. Since you don't have a wife, how can you discuss it? Could it be that there is a person named 'my wife'?
"It's because I don't have a wife, so I don't have to discuss!" Master Twilight has a sinister smile on his face, and it seems that a lot of what he said is to foreshadow the last sentence.
"Huh! The abbot is really humorous! Deng Zhuobin smiled awkwardly, but he didn't expect to look at the loyal and honest Shaolin abbot, and there was a hidden mystery.
"Haha!" Master Twilight was genuinely happy and laughed profusely. It's okay not to laugh, but when he laughs, Deng Zhuobin is even more embarrassed.
Looking at the tense atmosphere in front of him, Wang Junpeng always felt that he should do something to escape from this atmosphere.
"By the way, Master, what happened to Deng Zhuobin just now?" Wang Junpeng still clearly remembers that when Deng Zhuobin first saw Master Twilight, the expression on his face was as if he had seen something surprising, very surprised!
"Oh, I guess I'm so excited to see me, and it's hard to calm down the excitement in my heart. I'll help him and let him speak calmly! Master Twilight stopped smiling, his expression a little cautious, and he said meticulously.
"Yes, when I first saw the abbot, the deer in my chest was about to jump out, I was so excited!" Deng Zhuobin said excitedly.
"Oh, I see!" Wang Junpeng sighed, he was about to scare the baby to death just now.
"That's right! Master, don't forget the purpose of my call, you are here to help me prove that I have only been in Henan for a long time! Wang Junpeng finally thought of the right thing, and asked Master Twilight to help prove that he was not molesting the police!
"Yes, yes, yes! How do you forget about business? Officer Deng, I can prove for Wang Junpeng that he has been in Henan for less than a week, and he has been staying at the Shaolin Temple almost all the time. This time, if it weren't for his senior brother being injured, he wouldn't have left Shaolin Temple at all! Master Twilight told the truth.
"The abbot is polite, in fact, I already believed what Wang Junpeng said when you came! Even if you don't say it, your arrival alone is enough to make Wang Junpeng go directly! "As the abbot of Master Twilight, how can he be deceived by a little policeman? Deng Zhuobin suddenly thought of something: "Abbot, just now you said that Wang Junpeng's senior brother was injured, what's the matter?" Do you need my help? ”
"Little things, little things! When they were fighting with their brothers, they were accidentally injured! This kind of trivial thing often happens in our Shaolin Temple, so don't bother Officer Deng! Master Twilight hurriedly made up a reason.
If Deng Zhuobin knew that Shi Jiabao's injuries were all planned by him and Wang Junpeng, I am afraid that he would have to make up a reason again.
"Alright, now that it's okay, you can go! Abbot, can you take a picture with me? Deng Zhuobin's little wit is shown here, if he can take pictures with the Shaolin abbot, he will have to show off in front of his friends in the future.
Master Twilight turned his head with a wicked smile and looked at Deng Zhuobin: "I have to discuss this matter with my wife!"