Chapter X: Warnings
The "Iron Triangle" is finally back in motion, and their slogan was "The Devil's Triangle, Conquer Everything", and it is no different now. Pen | fun | pavilion www. biquge。 info
As the saying goes, "men and women match, work is not tired", and the reason why "Iron Triangle" has such great combat effectiveness may also be one of the reasons.
And for beauties, this combination of 1+2 may be more ideal.
A man and a woman can fully enjoy the romance of the world of two people, but that refers to lovers.
Between friends, if a beautiful woman is paired with two down-to-earth bodyguards, not only can the girl fully enjoy the privileges of a lady, but also form a competitive relationship between the two men, which brings extra fun.
This mystery may come from the natural selection of living beings, and in order to give birth to healthy offspring, females always want to choose strong mates. So, males always need to pass a kickboxing exam before they can get the opposite sex, while females enjoy waiting for the winner on the edge of the battlefield.
This may be the prototype of the competition in classical novels, and men are jealous of their beloved women, and fighting has also become the proud capital of some girls.
Although Ling Shan is a highly intelligent woman, she is still a very traditional girl in her bones, and she is not immune to vulgarity.
It's just that although she can see that the fat man is very good to her, Long Zhan puts his emotions in a dark corner of his heart.
This sense of mystery sparked her interest even more!
But out of a woman's intuition, she always felt that although Long Zhan treated her very well, it was just an eldest brother to a younger sister, which was certainly not what she wanted.
But she won't give up, and one day, he will open the knot in Long Zhan's heart......
When I set off, the sun was shining, although the temperature was slightly hot, but the breeze was blowing, and the warmth was a little cool, it was really a good weather for walking!
The three of them first took a taxi and soon came to the mountainous area on the outskirts.
For human beings, in the absence of modern means of transportation, it was enough to isolate many tribes from the city for thousands of years.
Perhaps, the Yulong clan is such a minority who lives and works in peace and contentment and is unwilling to come out!
To say that the fat man is still very effective, I don't know what method he used, he actually got a donkey cart.
The driver was black and thin, and seemed to be a little malnourished, and the fat man gave him a hundred-yuan bill, and he nodded his head straight, looking grateful to Dade.
It's just that when the fat man asked about something else, he babbled and couldn't speak, it turned out to be a mute!
But it doesn't matter, Long Zhan has already done his homework, if it weren't for the big burden of Lingshan, there would be no need to take any donkey cart.
Although Ling Shan was very dissatisfied with the smell of the donkey cart, she gritted her teeth and sat down as she looked at the winding mountain road.
But even this most flexible means of transportation in the mountains stopped after walking for less than an hour.
Speaking of which, the donkey cart can still go on a long way, but the dumb man seems to show a look of fear, no matter how much money the fat man gives, he is not willing to go another meter.
After the fat man saw the dumb man walking away, he said, "Damn, don't make money if you have money, it's really evil." ”
Long Zhan shook his head and said, "If you want me to say, this kid's eyes are flickering, maybe there is something hidden from us." ”
The fat man said: "You mean he deliberately pretended to be dumb?" ”
Long Zhan said: "I don't know, but fatty, you like to ride a donkey cart." I still want to walk on my own, as fast as I want, as slow as I want, and I have joint pain when I curl up and sit in the car. Hey, what about Ling Shan? ”
It turned out that Ling Shan found a place to vomit as soon as she got out of the car, and then walked back and said, "Fortunately, I don't have to sit on this thing, otherwise I would faint." ”
When the fat man heard them say this, he was a little unhappy, and said, "Okay, have you discussed it?" Let you save your effort and take the car, but I look in the mirror, I am not a person inside and out! As he spoke, he slapped himself on the cheek and said, "You see how troublesome I will be in the future, and I will be cheap!" ”
After saying that, the fat man left in a huff.
Long Zhan watched him walk away and shouted, "Fatty, you are going the wrong way, not in that direction." ”
The fat man stomped his feet and said, "It's convenient for Lao Tzu to go, can't you?" ”
The small friction during the journey did not affect the interest of the three of them, and although the fat man often became the object of grievance, he never really cared about the two friends.
This is even more true now, as long as he thinks that the graceful Mei'e is still waiting in the Valley of Hundred Flowers, he forgets all his troubles.
It didn't take long for the fat man to talk and laugh all the way again, playing weird and cute!
Therefore, after walking for a long time, the first person to shout tired was not the fat man, but Ling Shan.
Although Ling Shan has an excellent IQ, her physical strength is really not good, and when she used to go out on wild trips, she often became the object of her key care.
However, there is still someone who is willing to be at the bottom for her, and that is the fat man.
Although the fat man's physical strength is better than Ling Shan's, this kid likes to shout and brush up on his sense of existence, and he is often the first to complain. This relieved Ling Shan's pressure, but it created the illusion that she wasn't holding people back.
But now the fat man is in a good mood, and he has changed his previous decadence, not only does he not feel tired, but he often rushes to the front alone.
Ling Shan didn't know that the fat man was sent to the door for the sake of the newly acquainted goddess, and he was no longer the fat man who was willing to be at the bottom.
So, she thought something was wrong with her. Dragging his sore legs, he sat down on a stone on the side of the road, and said, "It seems that I am busy with my studies these days, and my physical strength is not as good as that of a fat man." ”
The fat man saw Ling Shan's tired look, and said: "Xiao Ye, hold on a little longer, you just need to hold on a little longer, and the revolutionary cause will be successful!" ”
Ling Shan glared at him and said, "Did you get chicken blood today, why are you so excited?" ”
The fat man said: "Xiao Ye, after thinking about it, I still think you are right." I can't sink any longer, and from today onwards, I want to change myself and devote myself to the long river of life in a new state ....... ”
Long Zhan said: "Fatty, I have the impression that you seem to have terrible swimming skills!" ”
The fat man said, "It's a metaphor, understand?" Lingshan, I'll sing to you! ”
Ling Shan said, "Okay? If I'm happy if you can sing, I'll hold on a little longer. ”
The fat man thought for a moment and sang: "Two tigers, two tigers, in love, in love." Both are male, both are male, what a pervert, what a pervert! ”
Ling Shan didn't know what he was humming at first, but after hearing it clearly, she couldn't help but smile and bend over, and said: "You slander the tiger in this barren mountain and wilderness, it's really Tai Sui's head breaking ground, be careful that the tiger will dismantle you into eight pieces!" ”
The fat man smiled: "If you don't like to listen to it, my brother has good songs in his stomach." ”
Although he is a karaoke of KTV, most of the singing time is between half drunk and half dreaming, strictly speaking, it is not called singing, it is to roar!
This roar is not only long-lasting, but also out of tune, which is more likely to cause a commotion among spectators, so the more audiences, the better the fat performance. But in front of nature, the fat man is too small, fortunately, everyone is in a good mood, even if the fat man sings, he doesn't feel harsh, but the birds in the trees are a little overwhelmed by his singing, flying around.
Ling Shan couldn't help but say, "Fatty, can't you rest, you see that our cute little birds are so scared that they don't dare to stay at home." ”
The fat man disagreed, and said: "Nonsense, that's because they found that I sang too mighty and couldn't compare with me, so they were ashamed to avoid it." After speaking, he glanced at Long Zhan with his eyes, meaning to help him.
Long Zhan laughed and said: "I think the fat man is right, the fat man's singing voice has surpassed that of humans, and he must find his soulmate among the birds!" ”
Ye Zi couldn't help but laugh when he heard this, and the fat man reacted quickly, which was obviously teasing him. He slapped Long Zhan hard and said, "You kid is yin enough, you actually say that I sing like a bird." ”
Everyone was happy when they said this, and the fatigue of the body disappeared a lot.
Suddenly, Ling Shan said, "That's not right! I think the bird seems to be calling very regularly. Listen, twitter...... Chirp, twitter, twitter, twitter, ......twitter, ......twitter, t ”
Long Zhan listened carefully, frowned, and said, "You mean-Morse code!" ”