(The following is from the previous chapter, and book lovers can read it again tomorrow morning.) Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ）

"That's it. That damn guy actually snatched one of my knives! More than three hours later, somewhere in the redwood woods, Deadpool yelled at Zorro in front of Black Widow, "When I see him again, I'll make sure to skewer him on a knife as a meat skewer!" ”

Romanov looked at him with an unkind face: "So I followed all the way thinking it was Zorro's battle with a mysterious person, and the result was that you tricked me here?" ”

"Hey, the mysterious man you said is right in front of you, okay!" Deadpool pointed at himself and said depressedly, "I fought him, but I wasn't here." There's a bunch of vampire corpses over there, and I can't just stay there and wait for another vampire or vampire hunter to come to me, right? So I'll leave a clue for you to find it. I know you're nosy, ah no, the avengers who are helpful, zealous and uplifting justice will surely chase after you. ”

"Save it, the outside world doesn't know about Zorro, let alone that he is wanted. So you can just tell me who hired you. ”

The lies told were ruthlessly exposed to his face, and Deadpool was not embarrassed at all.

"Don't worry about the details." He said this, and suddenly squirmed, "By the way, did I just tell you that you fit my aesthetics very well?" ”

Romanov rolled his eyes when he heard this. This technique of diverting the subject has not been changed.

"Nope. Are you going to talk about it now, and then you're going to ask me out for a drink? She pointed a gun at a weak spot in the other person's lower body and said with a smile.

Deadpool immediately got serious: "Of course not! Sorry beauty, I can't accept your offer. I have a lover! ”

Then Romanov asked a few more questions, and finally almost clarified the situation. Deadpool's battle with Zorro takes place on the outskirts of Sequoia National Park, and the latter succeeds in ending with his wounds. Zorro left with his injuries after the battle, while Deadpool, who was shot in the head, regrew his entire brain and came back to life thanks to his powerful recovery power. Next, in order not to be troubled by vampires or the police, and to protect himself, Deadpool is looking for a place to recuperate from his injuries, while also leaving the so-called battle traces, waiting for trackers who are familiar with Zorro's style to find him.

Then it's time to wait for Black Widow.

"You said you were going to skewer him into a meat skewer, how do you do that?" Romanov said angrily, "You just got defeated and almost died." ”

"Oh, that's not a problem. I've got you! "Deadpool said it very naturally, as if he were originally a member of the Avengers." You've got Hawkeye the acrobatic, Captain America throwing the shield, Squirting Bugs, the Blue-Haired Beast, the Black Wildcat, the Green-skinned Hulk, and the outrageously rich Iron Man, and the others. You're sure you'll be able to handle that Zorro. I only have one request, and I'll skewer him into a meat skewer! Speaking of this, he changed his words: "By the way, by the way, let Stark upgrade my equipment." ”

Hearing this, the black widow looked disgusted: "Why? ”

"I can track Zorro!" Deadpool laughs sly, and puts on a "you've finally got the point" look. "That guy took my knife, how could he not pay a price. My knife has a positioning chip implanted in the handle! ”

When Captain America takes several of the Avengers to the outskirts of Sequoia Tree National Park to join up with Black Widow, who is watching Deadpool with boredom as he tinkers with something.

"Romanov, this is the mercenary you are talking about?" Looking at Deadpool, hunched with his back to him and his shoulders loose, as if he was doing some kind of unilateral physical problem-solving activity, Team America frowned and asked the Black Widow on the side.

Black Widow also noticed Deadpool's posture, and managed to hold back a smile. Stark, who is in the same direction as the American team and has just come over, has not so many scruples. He was stunned when he saw Deadpool, and then shouted before Black Widow could respond.

"Wow, what do I see? That guy in big red pants, a red hood, shirtless and dressed like Santa Claus who had just been robbed, are you jerking? ”

I am most afraid of the sudden silence of the air......

Stark's words made the atmosphere of the scene weird. But Deadpool is not ashamed or anything at all.

"Hey, my big donor, I've been waiting for you for a long, long time!"

As Deadpool turned, everyone finally knew what he was doing. Not a hit-jerk, of course, but a GP.S. tracker flicking up and down.

"Oh, it looks like it's been around for a while, and it's not easy to use." Throwing off the thing that didn't look like a mobile pos locomotive, and finding that it still didn't work, he simply threw it aside, and then came to Stark in a hurry. "Hello Mr. Stark, I've always admired you - and your wallet. So how about we negotiate the price first? ”

Stark glanced at Deadpool, distanced himself from him slightly, and then said with a strange expression, "Negotiate the price first?" I don't remember that we had a preliminary agreement. ”

"Right away." Deadpool retracts his open arms that he had intended to have a gay (no ambiguity) hug with Stark, and puts on a serious business face. "Look, I'll help you deal with that Zorro, and you give me a commission, isn't this a preliminary agreement? Now let's talk more about the amount of commissions. ”

Stark didn't reply immediately, instead glancing at Black Widow first. And Black Widow understood what the other party meant.

"I didn't promise him anything." Rolling his eyes again, Romanoff said lightly, "And, Deadpool, you were hired by a guy we didn't know about to come here to hunt down Zorro, and now you want to take a second commission?" You're too greedy, aren't you? ”

"It's not called greed, it's a rational use of resources to make money. Whether it's the one before or the current one, you all want to solve the problem of Zorro, right, the two sides have the same goal, but they don't conflict. Deadpool said casually, "Besides, ma'am, you're not single yet, and it's not easy to raise a wife." When you have a baby Deadpool in the future, the cost will be even greater. I'm going to send him or her to the best private school and train him or her to be a quarterback or a cheerleader...... How do you say that, family is the most important thing~"

It's rare for Deadpool to have such a warm side...... That's weird!

"Ahem."

Looking at Deadpool's funny look, Stark coughed, "I'm not used to bargaining. However, how much are you prepared to ask? ”

Deadpool pondered for a moment and was about to speak, when he was interrupted.

"That can wait." It was Captain America who spoke, "Until then, I want to know who hired you to deal with Zorro." ”

Sure enough, after going around and around, it still came back to this question.