Chapter 13, can the yin and yang eyes see through?
The old man in the grave was very angry at this time, he originally thought that Zhang Hao was just scared, and he should wake up in a short time, but who knew that he waited left and right for nearly half an hour, this guy did not wake up, but gradually snored, pinched his fingers and counted it was half past eleven, if Zhang Hao did not wake up before twelve o'clock, then he would miss the best time to cling to him, but the kid in front of him snored more and more loudly, obviously the rhythm of sleeping more and more fragrant, according to this trend of development, let alone twelve o'clock, Even at two o'clock, this guy may not wake up, and the old man who thought of this quickly patted Zhang Hao's face with his hand and said, "Hey! Wake up, young man, don't sleep, wake up, wake up......"
But at this time, Zhang Hao had already fallen asleep due to fright, where was the old man who could wake up in a few words, the old man may have been an acute child before his death, and after shouting a few times to no avail, he also lost his temper, and muttered a sentence I let you sleep, and after I let you not wake up, he raised his foot and kicked towards Zhang Hao's front door. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info
At this time, Zhang Hao was lying on the grave and sleeping in the black hole of the grave, and was kicked by the old man, only to see Zhang Hao suddenly fly upside down, sit on the ground, shake his stunned head, and touch the painful face door with his hand, Zhang Hao opened his eyes and subconsciously shouted: "Who?" Who kicked me? ”
But after shouting, he felt that something was wrong, he realized that he was not sleeping on his own bed, his thoughts slowly returned to his mind, Zhang Hao remembered that he and a few children went to Sanheyuan to drink, remembered to come back and found that there was a person sitting on the grave in the west of the village, remembered how he couldn't ride a bicycle at home, remembered that he rode to a grave, just when Zhang Hao was still trying to recall, a voice suddenly sounded in his ears.....
"I kicked you, if I don't kick you, will your kid wake up? I slept worse than a pig.....
Zhang Hao looked for prestige, and found that an old man was sitting behind him at some point, the old man had white beard, white eyebrows and white hair, and was looking at him with a mocking face.....
"Who are you, old man? Where am I? Zhang Hao looked at the old man a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he had seen it for a while, so he hurriedly asked.
"I'm the god operator Zhang Tianshi, a ghost hunter, and you are at my door now..."The old man pointed to Zhang Hao's front and said.
"Hahaha...... Grandpa, are you so funny, the ghost hunter sleeps in the grave? Are you ....." Zhang Hao saw the old man pointing to a grave in front of him and saying that it was his home, he didn't react for a while, and felt that it was really ridiculous that someone was sleeping in the grave, but when his head turned around, he couldn't laugh anymore, and pointed to the old man and said resignedly.
"Yes, that's what you think, I'm a ghost now, young man, take a closer look at me, haven't you seen me?" The old man pointed to his nose and looked at Zhang Hao and said.
Zhang Hao listened to the old man's words, I don't know if he didn't react at once, he glanced at the old man and said: "You are a ghost, I have seen you, you often appear in my dreams, you are the old man in my dreams, I remember, you are really a ghost....."
Zhang Hao was surprisingly calm when he said these words, and after the old man saw his performance, he thought with a little relief: This kid is not as bad as he did just now! This courage seems to be very good! Knowing that I'm a ghost can still be so calm, it seems that my god operator is not wrong this time, so I'll say it! I judged that this life and the next life are all extremely effective, how could I be wrong! '
"You're a ghost, you're a ghost, you're the ghost that appeared in my dreams, ah! Help me..... He's bumping the hell.... Help....." Who knew that just when the old man was complacent, Zhang Hao, who was originally calm, suddenly shouted hysterically. It turned out that the reason why Zhang Hao was so calm was because this guy's reaction was slow, he didn't react at once, and after a few words in his mouth, he realized that he was hitting a ghost, so the silent night sounded a scream that spread for several miles....
The old man saw Zhang Hao's performance, hurriedly walked to Zhang Hao's side, and was about to pat his shoulder and praise a few words such as this guy's boldness, who knew that before he opened his mouth to praise, Zhang Hao's pig-like screams sounded in his ears, which frightened the old man involuntarily, at this time the old man finally reacted, this guy was not bold at all, but ** slow reaction, the reaction arc was too long, I don't know whether to be angry Zhang Hao is not angry, or blame himself for choosing someone blind, the old man was very angry and slapped Zhang Hao....
"Shut up for Lao Tzu, what's the name of the middle of the night, I don't know if everyone else is asleep? He's *milk*milk, it's not the first time I've seen Lao Tzu, I've appeared in your dreams thousands of times, why are you still making such a fuss, why do I look so scary? As for making you scream so much in the middle of the night? He's *milk*milk, why did I choose such a waste like you as a successor, what a .....' the old man blew his beard and glared.
Maybe he was frightened by the old man, maybe he was stunned by this slap, Zhang Hao stopped howling after listening to the old man's words, and looked at the old man with a shocked face covering his mouth....
"Look, haven't you ever seen a ghost get angry?" The old man looked at Zhang Hao and shouted angrily.
"See... See.... I've seen, no, no, no, no... Not.... I haven't seen it...."Zhang Hao said in a huff.
"What the hell! I've seen it for a while and haven't seen it for a while, are you stupid, if you've seen it, you've seen it, if you haven't seen it, if you haven't seen it, why are there two answers? The old man said angrily.
Zhang Hao seemed to have recovered from the shock at the beginning, and he was not as nervous as he was just now, so he hurriedly said: "No, no, no, I just saw the ghost angry on TV, but I really haven't seen it in reality, grandpa, you... Won't you eat me?" asked Zhang Hao weakly.
"Is your child sick, Lao Tzu wants to eat it, you ate it thirteen years ago, do you need to wait until now? At that time, your heart was still very simple, and you still had aura on your body, which is like now, the stench that has been contaminated by the big dye vat of society, I am ready to possess you, or accept you as an apprentice....." The old man said angrily.
"Take me as an apprentice? It turns out that you don't want my life! Then old man, what's the benefit of being your apprentice? When Zhang Hao heard that he didn't want his own life, he quickly patted his chest and asked.
"What did you say?" The old man had an incredulous expression on his face.
"What's the benefit of being your apprentice? I don't mean to say that just doing things doesn't do you any good! Let me tell you, now it's not as good as before, the original strength is not worth much, who is a little difficult, as long as there is a mouth, the big guys will come up to help, now it's different, who will work in vain now? Now when you invite someone to do something, in addition to inviting you to dinner, at least you have to give a little red head, and no one will do you any good! Zhang Hao said as a matter of course.
The old man listened to Zhang Hao's words, and almost fainted, thinking that the old man didn't dislike you for being timid and afraid, you actually told me about the conditions, this son of a bitch is too harmful! This kid wasn't like that, was he? How did you become like this now, not only is he cowardly as a mouse, but he is also very mercenary, and he talks about the benefits at every turn, if he is not worried about the catastrophe he calculated, why is it not cheap for labor and management to be your boy! Thinking of this, the old man had no choice but to hold back his temper and say, "I can give you yin and yang eyes, is this a benefit?" ”
"Yin and Yang eyes? What can I do with it? Zhang Hao asked curiously.
"This yin and yang eye is too useful, with it you can not only see the people in the yang world but also see the ghosts in the underworld, after having it, the ghosts will no longer dare to trouble you, this thing is a big killing trick to catch ghosts..... ' the old man said proudly. I thought to myself, when I say this, you kid should beg me to take you as an apprentice!
"Can the yin and yang eyes see through?" Zhang Hao asked excitedly. It turned out that when Zhang Hao heard the old man say that the yin and yang eyes can even see ghosts, then it is possible to see through! If that's the case, hehe.... It's summer now, and it's the season when beautiful black silk walks everywhere, if you can see through, hum..... Besides, with it, it's not a hundred battles to win when you go to play mahjong and fight the landlord yourself! In that case, he is not more Chow Yun-fat than Chow Yun-fat! In that case, can I also eat chocolate like Chow Yun-fat? It's exciting to think about!