"Wang Junpeng, you are ruthless ......" Zhao Haosen's anger was extreme, he couldn't bear it anymore, and fell to the ground with a "bang". Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

"Teacher, what's wrong with you?" Wang Junpeng saw that Zhao Haosen suddenly fell to the ground, and hurriedly went over to help him, put his hand under his nose, and breathed, he should be dizzy.

Wang Junpeng glanced at Zhao Haosen on the ground, and then at his uncompetitive buttocks, and there was an extra flame in his eyes:

"Teacher, I'm sorry, the student is not angry, please rest assured, during the period when you faint, the student will definitely be able to learn this trick!"

Wang Junpeng took a big breath again, gathered his qi in the dantian, pressed down, and the qi reached his ass again, but he still couldn't hold back.

"Poof!"

In this way, Wang Junpeng kept inhaling, gathering, and pressing down, and the fart sound continued.

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

"Poof!"

……

An hour passed, Zhao Haosen opened his eyes in a daze, and just sat up......

"Poof!"

"Even buy ga!" Zhao Haosen heard a fart sound again, a foul smell came to his face, he didn't hold on again, and fell to the ground, which was more serious than the first time, foaming at the mouth and twitching his face.

Wang Junpeng didn't notice it, he was still farting, and the sound of farts spread everywhere.

"Poof!" Another fart is famous all over the world.

"****, you fart? It's been two hours, and it's not finished yet? A person swam in the river and scolded Wang Junpeng.

Wang Junpeng was suddenly startled, and turned his head to see that a man with a sloppy body, tattered clothes, and a delicate appearance was glaring at him.

"Big brother, who are you? It's none of your business if I fart or not? Wang Junpeng was practicing the Soul Conjuring Spell, and he was suddenly disturbed, and he was already a little angry, and then he thought that he had been exercising in the Shaolin Temple for so long, and he was even more angry.

"You can put it away, why are you next to my house? Lao Tzu was asleep, and suddenly woke up by your stinky fart, I thought you would leave in a while, I just put up with it for a while. But who knows, you're not endless? ”

This person seems to have been holding back his anger for a few years, and he has no place to vent, and this scolding is even worse than a shrew scolding the street.

"You mean my fart stinks, right?" Wang Junpeng was also angry, and he didn't hear the man's other words, he only remembered to scold him for his stinking fart, "Let me tell you, Lao Tzu's fart has been praised by others!"

People say that my fart smells good, the volume is small, the voice is beautiful and beautiful, and there are no noise pollution and environmental pollution. ”

When the man heard this, he became even more angry, isn't this all nonsense? Fools boast like that! How did you meet such a person?

"I'm telling you, I'm going to sleep now, I beg you, don't let it go, if you want to put it away, don't bother me anymore!" The man seemed to have some scruples, so he didn't get angry anymore, but coaxed it.

Wang Junpeng heard that everyone said good things, how could he not know the general situation? Quickly stood up and said, "Big brother, it's all my fault, go back to sleep!" I'm leaving! ”

"Goodbye!" The man nodded, turned around, and jumped into the water with a "plop" without a single blister.

Wang Junpeng stood by the river and watched for more than ten minutes, but there was no movement on the water, Wang Junpeng sighed, and the burden on his body was also put down.

Sneakily crawled next to Zhao Haosen, shook Zhao Haosen's body a few times, there was no reaction, there was no way, Wang Junpeng raised a hand, "Smack!" A slap slapped Zhao Haosen's face.

"What's wrong with me?" Zhao Haosen slowly opened his eyes, looked at Wang Junpeng in front of him, and asked suspiciously.

"Teacher, I'm sorry, I you off! After you fainted, I felt like I had seen a water ghost! Wang Junpeng looked at Xiaohe and said cautiously.

You may be wondering, how did Wang Junpeng know that he was encountering a water ghost? Isn't this nonsense? Wang Junpeng is not a fool.

In the middle of the night, a strange man dressed in tatters walked up from the water, and said that Wang Junpeng was next to his house, and in the end, he jumped into the water and disappeared without a trace.

With so many strange phenomena connected together, what else could it be if it wasn't a ghost?

Zhao Haosen listened to Wang Junpeng's words, became cautious for a second, looked around for a while, and looked at Wang Junpeng seriously for a long time: "You are right, I do feel the breath of a ghost, and there is more than one!"

"What? Could it be that my Spiritualism Charm is working? Although Wang Junpeng said so in his mouth, he didn't think so in his heart.

Since the day I saw Li Long, I have been able to see ghosts, but I have only seen ghosts once, and I have never seen ghosts again. Originally, I thought it was a lack of ghosts, and I was lucky that I didn't encounter it, but now, there are obviously two ghosts, but I only found one, which is not a coincidence.

"Your Spiritualist Spell hasn't been formed at all, I haven't even finished the steps, how can you attract ghosts?

I don't know why it's two, but I'm sure they're not here to hurt you! Zhao Haosen looked around again and said carefully.

Wang Junpeng nodded, if that water ghost wanted to harm himself, he would have done it last night, and, just now, if it really wanted to harm himself, he would have died a hundred times.

"Teacher, do you know about my eyes?" Wang Junpeng thought about it for a long time, but decided to ask Zhao Haosen.

"Your eyes?" Zhao Haosen walked up to Wang Junpeng with a puzzled face, stared at Wang Junpeng's eyes carefully, and looked at it for a long time.

A minute later, Zhao Haosen was still looking at Wang Junpeng's eyes, motionless, not even moving.

"Teacher, are you alright?" Wang Junpeng looked at Zhao Haosen staring at him, he was in a daze, he wouldn't be confused by his handsome and chic appearance, right?

Zhao Haosen didn't seem to hear it, he still stared at Wang Junpeng's eyes, motionless, his whole body didn't change at all, and he didn't blink his eyes.

Wang Junpeng also reacted, Zhao Haosen became like this after looking at his eyes, and it was very normal before he looked at it. Thinking of this, Wang Junpeng quickly turned around and left his back to Zhao Haosen.

"Ahh A scream came from behind him, listening to the voice, it was Zhao Haosen, Wang Junpeng hurriedly turned around: "Teacher, what's wrong with you?"

"Huh?" Zhao Haosen was still stunned, although his mouth moved, his expression still did not change at all, and his face was still expressionless.

"Teacher, you're not going to be mentally ill, are you?" Wang Junpeng looked at Zhao Haosen's appearance, he really looked like a patient in a mental hospital, obviously he didn't move, and he was still screaming secretly.

"You're crazy!" Zhao Haosen suddenly returned to normal, with a special smile on his face, just like an antique lover seeing a peerless antique, without any sense of peacekeeping, "Unexpectedly, Li Long gave you this treasure!" He really trusts you! ”