Chapter 1 Prologue of the Book

After a snowfall in Zuihou in 2013 and separation from my original feng shui partner, Mr. Liu, Taoyuan Feng Shui Xuan, which I run in partnership with Lao Cao, closed its doors. It's not that we don't manage well, how can we lose money in this business, but some unspoken rules force us to close the door, when the wooden gilded plaque of Taoyuan Feng Shui Xuan is taken off from the door frame, my heart is like a knife, so crying like a urine collapse.

In the plaque of Taoyuan Feng Shui Xuan, there are too many stories, too many stories about me, Brother Cao, and many folk magicians, and of course, more stories about me and Brother Cao and the younger generation of our industry, as exorcists of Zuihou.

Don't talk about it, let's talk about Weishenme will be closed by others, and the matter will go back to more than a month ago

I'll try to make a long story short, but it's a long story, my name is Jia Shu, I am a native of Xiangping City, Liaoning Province, I am thirty-one years old when I write an article, the cause of the incident is very simple, there have been many ghost hitting the wall in the city's Youth Lake Park, saying that it is not big, it is not small, but the impact is quite bad. Zuihou was once a girl on the third floor of the New Century Mall who met a ghost hitting the wall, and then she went around herself into the lake, so she was hung and drowned, and was rescued by a passerby, and had a serious illness.

This is not a big deal, but the man who raised this girl is an iron mine in the local area, which is the so-called money in Xiaoshenyang, and he has come and gone to inquire about our store. So, the man who opened the mine led the girl, that is, the girl's second wife or N grandmother, and drove the Land Rover to kill him.

I thought at first that these two people were father and daughter, but they were at least five years younger, probably well-maintained, and they looked about forty years old; And if that girl is not makeup, she is in her early twenties at most, but because she wears a lot of makeup, it hides her real age.

This girl reminds me of a passage, "Some women are so magnificent, and they carry fixed assets with them." The investment is small, the effect is fast, and the legs are hundreds of fast. It is comfortable and real, and the goods are still there after being sold. Wash it and sell it, and it is okay to use it repeatedly. The skin is not broken, the flesh is not bad, and the length and thickness are all-round. The front and X also come, thousands of grinds are not bad, as long as the pants are lifted, who dares to say that I am not decent. "The ghost knows how the parents of this group of girls educate them, and it won't be the ones who broke out of the monsters.

Speaking of conscience, I really don't want to take this list, and the secondary reason is that I can't look down on these two people - an old and unserious one leads a stinky and shameless one, and runs to my store to pretend to be an uncle, I really don't want to see this kind of person. And the main reason is that I have a hunch that this incident is not conducive to the future development of Taoyuan Feng Shui Xuan.

The problem is that this man is an iron ore mine, which is not bad money. A few piles of grandpa Mao "snapped" on the coffee table, and Brother Cao was stunned at the time, so he took the unlucky list. It's no wonder Brother Cao, after all, people are poor, short-minded, thin, and long-haired, rich men, and it is difficult for people without money!

Next, let's talk about ghosts hitting the wall, to put it bluntly, there are two situations:

The first is that after death, the soul of some people has not been able to ascend to heaven for various reasons, it may be regret, it may be resentful, or it may be nostalgic, in short, when the soul that has not ascended to heaven wanders in a certain place, it produces an unhealthy magnetic field, so the magnetic field of the people passing by the place is disturbed, so the passerby can only draw circles in place;

The second is that there are some spiritual things that are playing tricks on people.,This kind of better solution.,A soak of urine can be done.,But you have to pee while walking.,This is a jishu job.,It's definitely the kind of body that urines against the wind.,As for those people who don't have kidney function in the wind and a shoe.。

Speaking of which, female compatriots should be unhappy, you men are easy to do, it's OK to take off your pants, what about us women? Don't worry, your magic weapon is even better, a sanitary napkin is patted on the girl's brain, so that Ya Dese, at least you can consume those Dongdong years of cultivation, of course, if you really didn't catch up with the few days when your relatives came, that is Guo Degang's zuihou sentence of the set poem:

The law-abiding dynasty is depressed, the strong beam sings happily every night, hurts others and benefits himself, rides horses and mules, and starves with integrity and fairness.

I went to the west to ask me the Buddha, and the Buddha said: I have no problem!

Since Lao Cao had to drive a taxi at night, we had to go to Qingnian Lake in the afternoon to have a look, and after some surveying, we found that the ghost hitting the wall in Qingnian Lake belonged to the second situation.

At that time, Qingnian Lake was divided into two sections, left and right, by a stone dam, and there was east and east in the lake to the north. People's compasses are shaking from side to side, you are looking at the pointer of Lao Cao's gossip compass, they are all about to hang, the front end points to the ground, the back end points to the sky, and the pointer is hanging there motionless, what is not hanging?

The people of the Yan and Huang clan are not good at this, they like to have a good time, and they have played Lao Cao Yi to show the gossip compass, good ~~~ home~~~ guy! There are a lot of people around, I'm surprised, the winter is not at home in the cat winter, dare to run to the little master here to see the excitement, is it because I confiscated the tickets? However, I didn't get used to the problems of this group of people, so I directly took out three purification charms, spontaneously combusted without fire, and then threw them into the Youth Lake.

It didn't take much effort, and the lake began to bubble with "goo, goo, goo", and it was especially good to see that the lively ones didn't run, and they began to take pictures, which really responded to the sentence "Look at the excitement and don't be afraid of big things." "After a few minutes, the lake was calm again, and I knew that I had run away, so I took Lao Cao to call it a day and go home, looking for his own mother, and eating his own thing.

Unexpectedly, three days later, the two of us were brought in to lecture, in short, they gave us three choices, either go in, close the door, or get out of the city. Why do I sound so familiar with this, think about it carefully, I rub it, this is not the famous saying of the bus driver in the first season of "Aiqing Apartment", "Either put in coins, or swipe the card, or get out." Even Zuihou said exactly the same, "There's no money to pretend to be a Matrix." ”

Okay, I'm not a hacker, I'm just a Fu Zhu Youshi, Lao Cao is not as good as me, at least I'm a Fu Gong Master plus Zhu Youshi, Ya is a feng shui master, and we both have the old, Lao Cao and the next Xiao, it's definitely not okay to go in, and the relatives and friends are all local, and it's impossible to get out, so it can only be closed. It's thanks to Brother Shan to find someone to dredge it up for us, otherwise it will endanger public safety, be fined, go in again, and have to close the door.

At this moment, I was standing at the door and looking at the plaque I had just taken off, and I was having mixed feelings, Brother Shan didn't know where to get out of the crack, and patted me on the shoulder, "Everything is cause and effect, look away." ”

Just when I was about to thank Brother Shan, the voice of the fourth aunt came from behind me again, "What kind of sadness, this is the same as playing mahjong, in case the sea fishing moon pole blooms, Hu will be bigger." "These four aunts must have been rubbing a lot of mahjong recently, there is such a metaphor.

"This time, the money saved in rent is enough to buy me a lot of wine." I am Uncle Ao, when I heard the movement of the dead cow's nose, I dared to love my store to let people close, you are quite happy, you are a stinking and sloppy old man.

"Master, please inside, please inside!" No need to ask, it must be Brother Cao's master Huang Tai Sin who is here.

Hey, I'll go, what's wrong with today, I didn't come to pick flowers and fairy Meng Po. I was thinking about it, and I felt someone put my head on the head, and I just went over, not only did I pass, but I also pulled off my thick eyes at the bottom of the bottle.

I felt a large piece of white flowers in front of me, and I arched my face, soft, and meowed! Two 36. D's big "ru pig", just when I was immersed in happiness, I didn't know which plague, small breathless, short-lived ghost, and gunshot's mobile phone actually rang, and the ringtone was actually "hee, hee, hee"

to be continued