I was horrified, could there be anyone else here besides myself and the dead monkey? If not, could it be the dead monkey talking? How is this possible!

After a while, he woke up and walked to the door and shouted, "You...... Who are you? ”

The voice said, "Who am I?" You teamed up with that little girl to cut Lao Tzu's tail, who do you say Lao Tzu is! ”

I was stunned and said, "Can animals speak human language?" ”

The voice said, "Phew! You're a brute! Can you speak? After Lao Tzu is the dignified Huai River water god, you mere mortal dare to tease me like this? Angry with me, angry with me! ”

"What is the god of the Huai River, the god of the Yangtze River, I haven't heard of it. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info "I think this monkey wants my life too, and I'm not afraid to offend him in words.

Sure enough, the monkey was quite angry and said: "Lao Tzu is famous, how could you not have heard of it!" ”

I said, "Bragger! If you really have what it takes, can you be locked in an underground cave? ”

The monkey said, "That's a trick!" With Lao Tzu's ability back then, don't say that your Jiajing Emperor is the Sanqing Master next to him, the Four Imperial Uncles, the Five Elders of the Five Directions, the Big Dipper Seven Star Camp, the Nine Yao True Monarch, and the Twenty-Eight Stars can't help me. That's a real spell! ”

I thought to myself, isn't this guy stupid? Even these many legendary immortals have been tossed out. It's not strange that there are immortals, after all, the big monster in front of me has been seen, and the strange thing is that this Jiajing Emperor is not from the Ming Dynasty? It's already the Qing Dynasty now, could it be that he was imprisoned in Jiajing at that time? Temptedly, "Hey, dead monkey!" It is now the Guangxu period of the Qing Dynasty, and your Emperor Jiajing was the master of the Ming Dynasty hundreds of years ago. Are you stupid enough to forget what the years and months you had? ”

There was silence outside the door.

I was about to stick to the door panel to listen to the movement outside, when suddenly a banging on the door came through, and my ears were almost deaf: "Stinky boy, you really didn't lie to me?" How many hundred years have really passed now? ”

"It's all at this time, why am I still lying to you? Hey, you said you were an immortal, that must be very powerful, so why were you locked in the Soul Cave? ”

The monkey said: "That's Lao Tzu was plotted by Ji Longbang!" Back then, if he hadn't designed to deceive my magic weapon, he let the national teacher release the three precepts seal my cultivation. Hmph, just by virtue of your human beings, can you lock Lao Tzu under the dark water? ”

I hurriedly asked what was going on.

Perhaps the monkey had not spoken to him for a long time, and was now gushing about the past.

During the Jiajing period of the Ming Dynasty, the court lost its morality, the cruel officials in the world were rampant, and the demons in the world appeared one after another.

Although this monkey claims to be the god of water in the Huai River, he is an out-and-out demon. His ancestor is the former Huaihe River water demon Wuzhi Qi, because of the obstruction of Dayu's water control, was sent by the Queen Mother of the West to help Yu Gengchen's god Gengchen subdued, and locked under the tomb of Emperor Yu. I don't know why, in the later life, he was escaped from a descendant of Wuzhiqi, and avoided the Huai River to cultivate into a refinement, which was a disaster for the world.

This dead monkey was honest at first, just tossing on both sides of the Huai River, at most robbing the boats, and finally was praised by the nearby monsters, and like many reckless heroes, he wanted to take advantage of the chaos in the world and fight the idea of the world.

Once, he used his magical powers to enter the palace compound at night, frightening the emperor Lao'er and a group of courtiers.

In order to clear the demons, the emperor sent the national teacher Shangqing Daoist to lead a group of military camp warriors and high-ranking disciples to the Huai River to catch this monster. And this story was also absorbed by some storytellers and compiled into folk storytelling books, which can be regarded as the prototype of "Havoc in Heaven" in later generations.

Later, Prime Minister Ji Longbang offered a plan and deceived the monkey's two magic weapons: Dayu Dinghai Needle and Lone Star Yanyue Jia, which greatly reduced his combat power, and finally defeated under the joint efforts of the national teacher Shi Sanjie and the Zhenwu general Wang Li.

After listening to it, I only felt a pain in my head, and I didn't feel good at the moment and said, "Are you talking about yourself?" Why do I think you're bragging? Anyway, whether it is Emperor Jiajing or the national teacher, they have been dead for hundreds of years, and no one has seen the truth or falsehood, so let you say it. ”

"Hmph, believe it or not!"

When I saw him so face-saving, I was amused in my heart, and suddenly remembered something and asked, "By the way, who built the abyss under this abyss?" ”

The monkey said, "How do I know? You're stupid, I've been locked in that soul cave for hundreds of years, and I've only been able to get out now! Hey, after talking for a long time, aren't you hungry? After saying that, there was a chewing sound.

I had just finished meditating, my stomach was full of energy, and I didn't feel any hunger, and I knew that it was the monkey tempting me to go out, so I deliberately asked, "Yo, I'm really a little hungry." Hey, what do you seem to be eating? ”

The monkey's mouth was stuffed with something, and he said indistinctly: "I'm eating fruit, there is a big fruit forest outside the door, and there are all kinds of fruits." I just picked some and brought them in, are you hungry? If you're hungry, open the door and I'll throw you a few to try! ”

I thought to myself, a beast is a beast, and no matter how long I live, I am a divine animal, and this kind of trick that does not enter the stream wants to lure me into the bait, no wonder it was cleaned up by people back then. So I said lightly: "Thank you, I'm not hungry, you can keep it for yourself and eat slowly." ”

The monkey was not in a hurry, but smiled and said, "I'm not hungry now, I'll be hungry soon." I'll be waiting for you at the door, and you're going to die at my hands anyway. ”

I didn't feel angry and said, "I said that monkey, you kid is too unreasonable." You went crazy and turned into a giant ape, destroying the Soul Cave everywhere, we had no choice but to cut off your tail, if it had been someone else, I'm afraid we would have taken your life with a knife. ”

"Kill me? Can you kill it? Back then, even that old boy in Shangqing couldn't kill me, just a few of you little dolls? Amusing! Alas, speaking of which, the ancestor of that female doll was really good to me, and if she hadn't cut off my tail, I would have been reluctant to kill her. No, once I restore my cultivation, not only her, but even that kid from Shangqing, I will go to meet him again! ”

I said, "Come on, you have been locked up in the cave for hundreds of years, and the Shangqing Daoist is probably dead long ago." ”

"Then go to Shi Sanjie!"

"Cut, they are all mortal in the flesh, can they live until now?"

The monkey was stunned when he heard this, and immediately muttered: "Yes, hundreds of years have passed, although they are powerful, they can't escape the laws of heaven, I'm afraid they have turned into dust like Jiajing Lao'er now." Ha ha! Jiajing, Jiajing, you calculated before your death, locked me in this dark underground cave, didn't you die a long time ago? You are the same with the three precepts, what if you defeat me? In the end, don't they all turn into dry bones in the grave? Hahahaha! They're all dead! It's good to die! All dead...... All dead...... Lao Tzu is left alone...... Woohoo......"

In the end, he even cried loudly. (To be continued.) )