Chapter 1 Dream back to Earth and redo detective?
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"Brother Tian, wake up and hey...... Boss, boss...... Da Shuaibi, someone is looking for you to make a film!! ”
Gao Tian's heart was excited, and he suddenly raised his head from the dilapidated desk, and saw a messy straw-like thing flashing back, and then a babbling voice sounded in his ears like a gong:
"Oh, Mom, I said, brother, can you not be shocked every time you wake up, shouldn't you be a beautiful spring sleeper, with hazy starry eyes and ecstatic lips?"
"your beauty's spring sleep, Xiaojie, you kid is dead again!"
Gao Tianxin subconsciously replied, looked around, the dilapidated office came into view, and in front of him was a literary young man with pigtails, his face was full of pimple marks, and the potholes were similar to the surface of the moon.
This is Comrade Li Weijie, a trainee private detective and front desk, secretary, official website information maintainer, and sweeping aunt of Tianxin Wushuang Investigation Office.
The only employee, the most ironclad friend!
Memories popped out of his mind in an instant, and Gao Tianxin stood up in a daze, moving his cold limbs, while repeatedly asking himself:
What the hell is going on?
You can also go back to Earth and work as a private detective before entering space!
Through? Rebirth? It's incredible!
I clearly remember that it was the burning soul of the six extinguishing swords twenty-three, and I cut off the other half who was separated and trapped in the Tower of Babel since I was a child, and gradually blackened, and at the last moment of my life, my soul was perfected, just waiting for the possibility of being resurrected, and then ......
Wait, then what happened?
Gao Tianxin vaguely remembered the birth of a giant whirlpool. If I didn't guess wrong. So I went......
His heart sank. Finally fully regained consciousness, thinking together, I found that my heart was empty, there was no Force spirit at all, and I couldn't see it inwardly, and I thought that the true yuan of the fusion of internal force and spiritual power was also counted on, that is, ordinary people who have now recovered to the earth!
Over there, Li Weijie was still chattering: "As soon as I heard it, I knew that there was no culture, and beautiful men in ancient times could also be called beauties." Look, broad shoulders and long legs, tall posture, double style, natural clothes rack, plus this heroic ...... Oh Mom, go look in the mirror and look at this mark on your face, so when will someone be able to take a picture of you! ”
Seeing Li Weijie's face full of disgust, he hated the appearance of iron not becoming steel. Gao Tianxin, who came back to his senses, subconsciously sneered: "Filming? We were detectives, and you thought it was film school. I said that you are a big man, can you not comb a pigtail, and put it on the sissy in the entertainment industry, and talk normally! ”
"Human words? Okay, brother, you are a talent, go and get the rent for next month, anyway, we are poor and white, we are here to take refuge in you, I have no money to buy shares! Li Weijie spread his hands and slammed into the chair, squeaking and almost falling apart.
Speaking of which, this guy is still a college student who graduated from a film academy majoring in photography, first signed up as an actor, wanted to become a big star, his appearance was crushed, he applied for a director the second year, he wanted to be a big star, his IQ was crushed, and in the third year, he finally wanted to get in, and he majored in public affairs management, but somehow, he finally entered the photography department.
"Aren't you a computer hacker?" Gao Tianxin focused most of his attention on how to return to the space, sneered when he heard this, and said without thinking, "You are not only in the entertainment industry, but also engaged in photography, or hackers, Mr. Chen's collection must have been made by chivalrous people like you!" Do you know how many mobile phone numbers female celebrities have? Haven't heard of Hollywood? So, you know~~"
"How do you know I'm a hacker, and even my roommate doesn't know about it?" Li Weijie was stunned, muttering to himself for a moment, and suddenly exploded: "I'll go, you let me steal my mobile phone/photos, you can think of this kind of thing that lacks great virtue?" Resign! No more! I'm gone! ”
"Just kidding, guy, the most important thing about being a man is to be happy, it doesn't matter if you don't have money to pay rent, you have to have fun in the bitterness, do you understand?"
Gao Tianxin took a step forward, pressed his shoulder, and said earnestly, "And your current appearance is not very manly, this shabby place, no one rents it, so it is collected on a monthly basis, do you remember the soft and moving eyes of the owner's sister?" She's looking at you, so you know~~"
Li Weijie covered his face and squeezed out a sentence from between his fingers: "Emma, that sister is in her fifties, she picked up a tape recorder this morning, turned her fat buttocks, and went to square dance, you actually called me...... Tell me to seduc? ”
"It means that you are a little fresh meat, you want to mix in the entertainment industry, if you can't even do this bit of interpersonal communication, how can you continue to develop, Xiaojie, social competition is fierce! Well, go ahead, and wish you a triumphant return! ”
After the encouragement, seeing Li Weijie leave in a cold manner, Gao Tianxin sat back in the dilapidated boss's chair again, turned the ground, ignored the click, and said with a smile: "Back in the past, this immersive one is much more interesting than the X-Men!" ”
At this time, Gao Tianxin also determined that it was two years before he entered the space, and he had just opened a detective agency, and he didn't even have a single business!
However, Gao Tianxin was originally a game in the world, and at that time he didn't care if the business was good or not, anyway, he was happy, but now of course he doesn't care, and he still thinks about how to return to the future and get rid of the grinding reincarnation ring.
But now that all abilities have been sealed, well, let's take it as a seal for the time being, just like ordinary people, where to start?
Chirp! Chirp!
As he was groaning, there was a sudden strange birdsong outside the window, and Gao Tianxin looked up and saw a pitch-black bird standing on the thick branches of the poplar tree outside.
In the city, the only bird in the dark is a crow, but this bird is not a crow at all, with a slender neck and stretched wings, it looks like it has an indescribable sense of beauty, what kind of species is this?
Gao Tianxin's gaze looked over, and the blackbird immediately looked back, and there was a humanized ridicule in his eyes, as if it was a phoenix looking forward to life, and it was a stupid bird in the world!
The corners of Gao Tianxin's mouth curved, and he opened the window: "It turned out to be you." How did you become like this? You shouldn't ...... Wait a minute. You are...... Who are you for? ”
At this moment, Gao Tianxin finally changed color, because he clearly believed that he knew the identity of the blackbird, but suddenly the memory in his mind became blurred, like a colorful and bizarre big bubble, flashing quickly, but he couldn't see it clearly.
He thought desperately, and the more he thought about the bubbles. But the farther away you are, the more blurred the relevant memories become!
The blackbird was arrogant, but as soon as he saw Gao Tianxin open the window, he flew towards him, flying up and down in various postures, unexpectedly
The blackbird was so angry that he stretched out his head and pecked him.
Gao Tian's heart ached, and then he came back to his senses, and his face was already extremely ugly: "It's not good, my memory." My memories of space are slowly fading? ”
This is by no means alarmist, in this short period of time. Not only the blackbird, but even the final battle of Penglai Island, which is particularly memorable, has some details that I can't remember!
"No, the more you think about it, the faster your memories are lost! Empty your mind, empty your mind! ”
Fortunately, Gao Tianxin quickly discovered the pattern, closed his eyes, adjusted his breathing, and his thoughts gradually calmed and cleared, even the blackbird did not toss anymore, and leaned quietly on his shoulder.
After a long time, Gao Tianxin opened his eyes and sighed, his gaze had already fallen on this shabby office.
For today's plan, the first needs to divert attention, unless you can't help yourself, don't recall the space, which will cause the memory to disappear further, and the second is to settle down and rectify this Tianshuang detective agency.
Compared with other countries, the private detective industry in China is very depressed and on the edge of the law, and it has only improved slightly in recent years, but the entry threshold is still strict.
Among them, the Tao includes graduates from police academies, veteran detectives, unspeakable relationships with police officers, and enough local tyrants.
And a combination of college students like Li Weijie who can't find a satisfactory job after graduation and a newcomer like Gao Tianxin, can work hard for others, and want to build a team by himself, it's a dream!
Of course, that's normal.
Now Gao Tianxin is about to take an abnormal path.
At noon, the exhausted Li Weijie returned to the office, sat down, and sat down on the stool with a bang.
"Look at Mao, I didn't do anything, the landlord's 'sister' asked me to dance the square dance with them, the square dance, Emma, the action is so fatal!"
Gao Tianxin pursed his lips disdainfully, snapped his fingers, and the blackbird reluctantly flew to the table and clicked on the cup in front of him.
"Hey, brother, this is your bird? Why is it so dark, so big, so flexible? It's amazing! Li Weijie subconsciously picked up the cup and drank water, and his eyes were about to bulge.
"Pay attention to the words, I'll have a lot of stuff!" Gao Tianxin beckoned, "Come on, come on, take a look at my stage plan." ”
"What kind of bird is this, so spiritual, or we should do street magic to earn extra money and pay off the rent quickly, otherwise that 'sister' will let me dance tomorrow!"
Li Weijie muttered, quickly glanced at the so-called plan and said: "So, we changed our strategy and didn't start from the commission, but took the initiative to find local tyrant customers?" ”
Gao Tianxin nodded approvingly: "Yes, as long as you make a sum of money and have a reputation, hire a sailor, introduce and promote it, and it will be done later." ”
Li Weijie couldn't lift his spirits, and said with a wry smile: "Boss, it's easy to say, those local tyrants pay attention to privacy, even if there is something dirty to find a private detective, it won't be our turn, we are just the beginning of everything!" ”
Gao Tianxin smiled with a puzzled smile when he heard this: "It's okay, you just collect news, from various channels, whether it's true or not, anyway, if there is that kind of potential, report it to me, this unparalleled detective will come out in person!" ”
"Okay, okay!"
In the next few days, not only the all-round handyman Xiaojie, but even the boss Gao Tianxin personally stepped in.
But soon he was back in the office, because the outside world was very strange.
Walking on the street, the blackbird accompanied him, attracting passers-by to take pictures, and from time to time there were costumed COSERS to greet him, on the surface it was a borrowed bird, but in fact, look at the 100% appearance of Magneto and Harry Potter, Gao Tianxin immediately left quickly.
Then he found that the poster of Star Wars VII in the movie theater appeared Palpatine, who had no role at all, and it turned out to be a stage play.
I don't see Grandpa Fengyun, who is fighting monsters for more than 100 years, is mainly a nameless person who is fighting monsters at the age of 150, supplemented by broken waves, and their eyes look at it faintly, and they are simply panicked.
Even the actors of the Condor Heroes Tianlong Babu on TV are no longer Korean actresses with a stick and an awl face, but a "newcomer" with an explosive fit......
The most excessive thing is that in the antique flat screen display of the second-hand computer on Gao Tianxin's desk, a line of green words is displayed from time to time: "Do you have a feeling that you are half-asleep and half-awake?" ”
Hints of madness everywhere!
Even if Gao Tianxin had avoided it as much as possible, the memory could not be stopped from fading away!
Finally, Xiaojie brought good news: "Boss, this is a good goal, but things are very troublesome!" ”
He opened a photo on the computer, a saluting photo of a beautiful police flower, heroic, Shen Aojun, this name is the heroine of an urban novel, the male protagonist's police flower in the back/palace, jealous and hateful, full of justice, and must have a good father.
Gao Tianxin also bowed his head in agreement when he saw it: "It's her, what's the trouble?" ”
Li Weijie said: "She is concerned about a criminal case, and it is basically finalized, she seems to want to help the suspect clear his grievances, even if we succeed, we will cause a commotion!" ”
Gao Tianxin rubbed his chin: "That's right, let's go and see first." ”
"Alright, let's go meet the informant!"
The informant in Li Weijie's mouth is not an undercover agent who always likes to meet on the rooftop in Hong Kong films or an old boy who sells yellow discs, but a bald middle-aged man at a newsstand, called Uncle Wang!
After taking a look and chatting a few words, Gao Tianxin expressed surprise at the familiarity between the man surnamed Wang and Li Weijie, and secretly asked:
"This man is an old fritter, he doesn't scatter eagles when he doesn't see rabbits, how did you get him and get the news?"
"I bought a trolley bag for the kid next door!"
"Hmm. Well? ”
Not to mention Li Weijie's maturity, Uncle Wang over there has already held a thermos cup and started to talk about the rivers and lakes with a glass of turbid wine:
"That's a good boy, usually honest, this shot, it's two lives and an attempt, you can't get out if you go in, alas, it's all the trouble caused by the nude/photos, how can you like to make a noise ...... now?"
(The characters of the earth are the first chapter of the first volume.,I guess I forgot about it.,If you're interested, you can go back and take a look~) (To be continued.) )