Chapter 538: Otaku's masturbation artifact
I have to say that the impact of the inner !1 inner and the hood on the three views of this world is still very strong.
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor has lived long enough, right? Knowledgeable enough, right? However, at this time, looking at these hoods and the inner !1, he was also confused.
Hold the grass, what the hell are these two mountain-like things? Why do they look so much like the two white rabbits of my concubine? Don't say it, the more I wipe it, the more it looks like it, and there are triangular things...
Well...
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor frowned and pondered.
Xu Mu didn't sell it, waved his hand, and a video from the system was immediately played.
A beautiful opening show.
Then there are beautiful girls with long legs walking back and forth with a smile on their faces.
The one who walks is called a wind!1 Sao!
The show is called a cool!
In an instant, just an instant, the eyes of the Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor were hooked, staring at the video played by Xu Mu, without blinking his eyes!
That's right, what Xu Mu played was Victoria's Secret live catwalk version!
Xu Mu immediately sneered in his heart, this is a collector's version that the uncle obtained, this thing was put in the previous life, it was the otaku's masturbation artifact, and now I will show you, you have taken a big advantage!
The video is neither long nor short, eight minutes.
When the video came to an end, Xu Mu waved his hand and dispersed the video screen, just about to speak, but how did he know that the Tianlong Immortal Emperor was in a hurry, and said loudly, "Little guy, don't stop!"
Xu Mu rolled his eyes, and scolded in his heart, I didn't expect you to be a big pervert, but think about it, although the Tianlong Immortal Emperor is so awesome that he has no friends, but in the final analysis, he is a man after all, he is a man, he will be lonely, and he will miss his sister, if the Dragon Immortal Emperor has the power today, the money is not bad, and there is only one color left!
This is also the reason why Xu Mu decided to do this!
The Tianlong Immortal Emperor has reached the peak of power, there is no shortage of money, no matter how much he gives him, it is estimated that this old man is just happy, but what we give now is enough to make the Tianlong Immortal Emperor warp!
Who can compare with me?
Xu Mu smiled, "Don't worry, uncle, if you want to see this thing, I'll give you a photo stone!"
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor was a little unsatisfied, and when he heard that there was a shadow stone, he was immediately overjoyed.
He felt that the beauty in that picture was more seductive and sexy than his favorite concubine!
"These things..."
Look at Xu Mu's small inside!1, the small cover, for a while, the Tianlong Immortal Emperor was a little dry.
I thought about what my concubines looked like when they wore these things...
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor instantly felt that the evil fire in his lower abdomen was rising, and he couldn't help coughing lightly, and laughed at Xu Mu, "Okay! Very good! Little guy, you are very good! These things are priceless, I am very satisfied!"
Xu Mu smiled and said, "It's good if the old man likes it!"
Xu Mu thought to himself, if he opened an underwear store in the fairy world, he would definitely make a lot of money!
"Give me something!"
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor's voice was hurried, and he couldn't wait.
With a wave of his hand, all the covers and inner!1 suddenly turned into a white light and flew into the storage ring of the Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor.
This old man has already decided, tonight, no, no, when the birthday is over, he will immediately summon his concubines and try these things.
That scene...
Well...
It's not too cool!hahaha!
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor took a deep breath and lowered his fire qi!
The mist on Xu Mu's body disappeared and reappeared in front of everyone.
Everyone was extremely dazed, and extremely curious, scratching their ears and cheeks anxiously, they wanted to know what kind of gift Xu Mu took out, even the Tianlong Immortal Emperor was shocked, they looked at it for so long, and said that they were very satisfied, that heartfelt smile, even if it was the gift of the Emperor of Heaven taken out by the eldest prince just now, the Tianlong Immortal Emperor had never laughed like this!
"Daddy, Daddy, what did Brother Long give you?
Little Lori was in a hurry, grabbing the arm of the Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor and shaking it back and forth.
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor's expression changed.
How could she let her daughter see such an evil thing? If she saw that she had accepted such an evil thing, what would her daughter think of herself?
"Don't ask, little kids!"
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor had a rare face on the little Lori!
Little Lori didn't give up, "I want to see it, I want to see it..."
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor didn't care, revealing a stern expression, "This thing is too dangerous, you can't look at it!"
After speaking, he said solemnly to Xu Mu, "Little guy, I don't want the little girl to know about this dangerous thing, do you understand?"
Xu Mu understood and nodded, "I understand!
Little Lori grinned angrily, and the little tiger teeth flashed, already thinking about whether to find her father or the hateful Brother Long!
When everyone heard this, they immediately lost the meaning of inquiry.
The Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor didn't even tell his precious daughter, how could he tell them?
After Xu Mu, there was no one to give gifts, and the Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor was a little absent-minded.
The old man stepped out again and announced that he had entered the third step of his birthday!
This is the high stage of the whole birthday process!1 tide stage!
Defend and win!
The rules are very simple, and they have been disclosed by the Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor before.
The entire ring is covered by the Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor's holy weapon Star Tower, and those who enter the ring will be blessed by the combat power of the Star Tower, and the combat power will soar, if you can win all the way, the combat power can even be blessed to the level of ordinary Immortal Emperor!
This is the power of the Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor Holy Weapon, just the Holy Weapon itself is much more powerful than ordinary Immortal Emperors, not to mention the Heavenly Dragon Immortal Emperor himself.
Defend the championship begins.
A small miniature tower rotates constantly, and below it, is a boxy ring.
Everyone's faces couldn't help but show a look of anticipation, and it is conceivable that the next battle must be a wonderful battle.
Sou.
"Haha, I'll come first, who will fight me?"
A monk suddenly flew into the ring, but it was a middle-aged man with a fairy sword in his hand.
"Floating Cloud Sect Sword Maniac! Holy Immortal Cultivation!"
"The prestige of the Floating Cloud Immortal Emperor is also very strong, although this birthday did not come, but the Floating Cloud Sect has a lot of people!"
"Sword maniac is sword maniac, and he was the first to come out!"
"He's a battle maniac, and this time he's capable of doing his best!"
The crowd was enthusiastic and discussed.
"Humph!"
Suddenly, a young man snorted coldly and jumped into the ring, "Sun and Moon Sect Li will not return!"
The sword maniac smiled coldly, and suddenly made a move, the fairy sword was unfurled, the sword qi turned into stars, Li Bugui's pupils shrank, and he strode out, fighting with the sword maniac.
After half a ring, the sword maniac suddenly shouted, "Go down!"
Sou.
The sharp sword twisted and turned, like a terrifying dragon, and fell on Li Bugui's body.
Li Bugui's face turned white and fell out of the ring.
On the sword maniac's body, a star pattern directly appeared, and his combat power was greatly blessed to the late stage of the Holy Immortal.
"This Star Tower blessing, it's too terrifying, he originally only had the middle stage of the Holy Immortal, and if he won the first battle, he was already in the late stage of the Holy Immortal, if he won a few more games, wouldn't he be able to reach the level of the Immortal Monarch?"
Many people are secretly frightened.
Those who are ready to be in the limelight are also awe-inspiring, and they are eager to shoot one by one.
According to the rules of defending and winning the championship, the more you wait, the more difficult the sword maniac will be.
One by one, the monks stepped into the ring.
But the sword maniac is very strong, very strong, and even a monk of the Great Perfection of the Holy Immortal went up, and he was defeated by the sword maniac!
At this time, the sword maniac had already had five more star patterns on his body, and the star patterns merged with a buzz and turned into a big star pattern.
The cultivation of the sword maniac was blessed to the early stage of the Immortal Monarch!
The sword maniac was extremely excited, and he raised his sword and shouted, "Immortal Monarch Early Stage, who will fight me?"
The early stage cultivators of the Immortal Monarch present all changed their faces.
The momentum and fighting spirit of the sword maniac have been condensed to the peak.
At this time, the sword maniac may be able to fight against the monks in the middle stage of the Immortal Monarch.
For a while, those early stage cultivators of the Immortal Monarch were a little hesitant.
And Xu Mu, who had been lively for a long time, couldn't help it.
This scene, this popularity, is a good time to pretend to be a good time!
"Hehehe, seeing that you are playing so high, then I, Long Aotian, will play with you, I hope you don't cry later!"
(End of chapter)