Sixty is a big man, a loser
Wu Peifu looked at it, his face turned even redder, who is he, not to mention the little Shimen Town, that is, in the Beiyang Army, he is also famous, now he is so embarrassed, where can he stand it, the major general scolded the evil obstacles, rolled up his sleeves and was about to start pumping, the two of them probably have a good relationship with each other, and quickly persuaded him, saying that the young master is a patient, and he must not be familiar with the patient, so he can talk about it, so he persuaded the brigade commander to stop.
When they were grinding there, Niu Erzhu was not idle, the most clever but the youngest, as soon as they entered the house, they walked around, hoping to find something, this search, it was really rewarding, first of all, the smell in this room was wrong, the fragrance was fragrant, smell carefully, it was a woman's fat powder smell, this is strange, if it is really a vixen, it is definitely a smell, even if you are hooked, you smell this smell like an orchid, but others can not be confused. Da Shao peeked at which young master, good guy, his fat body trembled, not to mention more than 200 catties, this is not like being entangled by demons and evil spirits!
Niu Erzhu was puzzled in his heart, but anyone who is fascinated by the fox spirit must be skinny and in low spirits, but this eldest young master is as fat as a pig, and he is full of energy when he makes a fuss, where is there a look of being confused? Da Shao didn't dare to say it explicitly, pretending to be nothing, and walked to the bed, and wandered around with his eyes, and immediately found a thing, triangular, the size of a handkerchief, bright red and bright red, and it was not just a thing.
Da Shao wondered, what is this? I seem to have seen it, but when I recall it carefully, I can't remember it, at this time, Wu Peifu was already a little deflated, but he was still there and roared: "This loser child, such a big person, I don't understand the rules at all, when a guest comes, I don't even wear a pair of pants, like something!" ”
The speaker is unintentional, the listener is intentional, Niu Erzhu's eyes lit up, and he suddenly remembered, just now I saw that thing is pants, but it is worn by women, at that time, a lot of foreigners' things have been transmitted to China, although this kind of small and short underwear is not common, ordinary Chinese women do not wear it, forehead, it seems that they can't see it when they wear it, but foreigners dump goods in the mainland, so they naturally want to advertise, and there are foreign women wearing this kind of shorts on the billboard. No wonder he felt familiar!
This is interesting, who still knows how to wear panties, people have been naked for hundreds of years, what does it mean to put on panties? Do you want to be full of foreign girls? When did the goblins worship the foreigners? Niu Erzhu suddenly had a conjecture in his heart, but he couldn't make a noise now, he had to look at the shape later, Da Shao thought of this, and peeked at it to see that the pants were gone, but the young master's body moved, and it seemed to be covered with his legs!
Niu Erzhu was even more bright-hearted, knowing that this matter was a bit strange, and he was thinking about what to do. At this time, Wu Peifu had already acted enough, and his face was earned, so he pretended to be sad and walked in front of Da Shao: "Living immortals, you have seen it, my nephew is not lightly ill, whether he is still saved, how to save it, please do your best!" ”
Niu Erzhu's eyes rolled, he thought about it, and waved his hand to Wu Peifu: "The general is a little restless, I can't remember this matter, we Chinese medicine pay attention to looking, hearing and asking, just now I have been observing for a long time, and I already know a little bit of the details, but for the sake of safety, I can't draw conclusions immediately, so let's do it, I'll give him the number and pulse again, and then make a plan when the condition is confirmed!" ”
Wu Peifu was stunned, didn't he say that he was fascinated by the fox spirit or something, why did he still look at it? Do you want a pulse? But since people said so, it was not easy to refute, so I had to ask the two people to hold down their nephews, stretch out an arm, and let Niu Erzhu vein, Niu Erzhu is really like that, his right hand reached out to the inch ruler, and he kept touching his fake beard and shaking his head, I don't know what kind of Qihuang magic hand this is! However, Niu Erzhu's vein is different from others, others are all closed eyes and carefully study the pulse, but he is not, his eyes are wide open, and he can't take his eyes off this young master?? Ghost Silent 60
In fact, Niu Erzhu's vein is fake, take the opportunity to look at other people's eyes is real, this look is one of the most obvious manifestations of people's psychological activities, you just pretend to be like, there will be a trace of flickering or uneasiness in your eyes, Niu Erzhu pressed the pulse with his right hand, stared at this fat pig young master with his eyes for a long time, and looked embarrassed, blushing and bowing his head, even Wu Peifu felt that he was a little ill-intentioned, and was about to speak, but Da Shao sighed lightly: "I know what's going on!" ”
Wu Peifu was overjoyed, and hurriedly poked his head over and asked: "Living Immortal, what's going on, tell me quickly, my nephew is still saved, you really cured him, Jinshan Yinshan, become an official and make a fortune, whatever you choose!" Da Shao shook his head: "I won't do this, but I really want to cure him, you have to promise me one thing!" ”
Wu Peifu hurriedly nodded: "No problem, just say it directly, as long as Wu can do it, he will do his best!" Niu Erzhu nodded, what he wanted was Wu Peifu's words, but the eldest young master also said that if he wanted to cure the eldest young master's disease, he had to do it himself, and there could be no other people in this house, everyone present had to go out, and he couldn't eavesdrop, whoever eavesdropped, the eldest young master not only couldn't be good, but also died on the spot, as long as this condition was met, it was guaranteed that it would not take two hours, and the eldest young master would be able to recover as before!
Brigade Commander Wu will be skeptical, but since they have said it, they should naturally do it, in case it is really cured, wouldn't everyone be happy? The major general led the two men out of the door in a hurry. Da Shao sat on the chair, waited for a while, and was sure that the servants had gone away, and leaned on the door to listen, there was indeed no one around, so he walked over and squatted in front of the fat pig young master: "What's the matter, buddy, there are no outsiders here, tell my brother to be honest!" ”
The fat pig uncle was still indifferent, grinning with a big mouth, looking at Niu Erzhu hehe smirked, Niu Erzhu was good, he didn't say anything, and he kept laughing, the young master who laughed was a little hairy, just stunned, Da Shao suddenly raised his right hand, and slapped his mouth viciously: "I told you to pretend to be garlic, you don't talk again, second master, I will kill you a rabbit cub today!" ”
This slap was not light, the fat pig young master was stunned for a moment, and blood flowed down his mouth, and the half of his face that was beaten suddenly swollen, the fierce light in the eyes of this master flashed, but he quickly pressed it down, and before Niu Erzhu hit it a second time, he immediately rolled all over the ground, crying while fighting, this guy's voice was quite loud, and the house was so shocked that the dust fell straight down! "Don't give a face, right?" Niu Erzhu sneered, "Today, Master Niu will let you see the methods of our Green Gang!" Niu Erzhu touched in his pocket for a long time and took out a thing, "If you don't tell the truth, do you see, what does this thing taste like, if you can't tell your brother, you have to taste it!" ”――by:87942204368064376|428――>