Chapter 6, It's Really Easy to Brush Scores (I)
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Chapter 6, It's Really Easy to Brush Scores (I)
“…… In other words, you have more than 200 Japanese in the 21st century who fled the apocalyptic world covered in nuclear contamination and wanted to settle in ancient Egypt? But why don't they go to your side of the future world? This Mr. Qì man? ”
Somewhat confused, Carol asked, "...... For modern people, uh, no, for future people, it must be more comfortable on your side."
“…… Your Royal Highness, Your Highness the Princess, you are right. But as you know, any modern country is very repulsive to illegal immigration, and Japan and China, which are already overpopulated, basically do not accept large-scale foreign immigration...... A few people may still be able to figure out a way, but this is more than 200 people, which is really beyond our ability."
Doraemon replied with a bitter face, "...... If they are casually left in our world, they will immediately face a series of desperate problems, such as not being able to get a formal household registration, not being able to go to a decent school, not being able to find a regular job, not being able to buy a legal house, living in the most dilapidated part of the city, working in the black work for generations, and perhaps being evicted from place to place...... And we're going to be charged with organizing smuggling."
“…… But I'm in trouble too. Carole furrowed her good-looking eyebrows, "...... If it were a few people, or a dozen people, I could arrange some light errands for them in the Egyptian court. But you have to send more than 200 people in one go, which is a bit of a trouble, you have to set up a special village for them, and you have to allocate land to them...... But it's not a big deal, I'm just asking for Memphis and he'll say yes...... The real question is, will the future of humanity in the twenty-first century really be able to withstand the treatment of subjects of ancient Egypt? ”
“…… Can you tell us about the treatment? If they are naturalized in Egypt. Sister Nan Lixiang raised her hand and asked.
“… Well, first of all, given that this is slavery ancient Egypt in the 14th century BC, what votes, human rights, freedom, and so on are naturally not delusional. Secondly, if it is work, Egypt has implemented a state ownership system of land similar to that of the Soviet Union since ancient times, and most of the workshops and mines are owned by the state and the temple, and private individuals are generally not allowed to set up workshops and open mines. If they were to farm, ordinary people would not only have to submit to the state's land allocation, but also pay at least one-sixth of the grain harvest to the government every year, with occasional odd taxes. But that's not the point, the most important thing is that military service may be exempted in a way, but three to four months of labor per year was almost the same in ancient Egypt, and it cannot be avoided in any way. Even if I, as a princess, can't let a large group of ordinary foreigners enjoy national treatment for no reason......"
Carol replied, "...... I don't seem to be very loved here, but the Egyptians of this era are actually quite xenophobic, after all, they have only recently broken free from the colonial rule of the Hyksos, the Asian invaders...... Therefore, labor must be served. ”
“…… Servitude? Is it to build pyramids? Doraemon's round face wrinkled, too, "...... It's a bit reluctant indeed. ”
In the minds of Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Nan Lixiang and others, such a picture suddenly emerged - the scorching sun sprinkled on the golden desert, and a winding river brought green and life to the dry earth...... On the banks of the Nile River in temperatures of 50 degrees Celsius, a large group of Japanese short-sighted otaku with fine skin and tender flesh and short of breath are being driven by fierce Egyptian overseers with leather whips, sweating and dragging huge boulders with ropes to build majestic and tall pyramids...... Hey, it's going to kill people, okay
“… Ahem, there is no need to build the pyramids, it is now the New Kingdom period of ancient Egypt, because tomb robbers are too rampant, the Egyptians have long stopped building pyramids, and instead built secret royal tombs underground. But the problem is that, from the point of view of servitude, digging canals, building temples, mining stones, and building obelisks are just as hard work, and in addition, ordinary Egyptians have to provide gratuitous services to every priest and nobleman who passes by, especially the need to kneel and salute, otherwise it is a capital offense - is this kind of treatment acceptable to Japanese people in the 21st century? ”
Archaeologist Carole shrugged his shoulders, "...... If you think this is all right, I will instruct the stewards of the royal estates to disperse them among the villages and workshops, so that everyone will have something to do with their livelihood. But if you want to carve out a piece of land on the banks of the Nile and establish a free city-state belonging to the Japanese...... I really can't agree to that. Don't forget, I'm also an American, and I still know a little bit about the Mayflower and Thanksgiving. I don't want me and Memphis's descendants to become Thanksgiving commemorated Indians......"
- Well, this is really to the point, the words are sharp, and the effect is outstanding
Miss Carol Lido, when did you, who are supposed to be innocent and kind, become so shrewd? It's not scientific
“…… Well, rest assured, Miss Carroll, we have come for peace and friendship, with absolutely no ill will. Our airship is not the Mayflower that travels through time - there are only more than 200 Japanese immigrants who need to be settled in this time and space, and there will be no more modern people...... They're really just poor people who want to be given a place to be. ”
In order to clear up the misunderstanding, Wang Qiu hurriedly explained, "In fact, in order to avoid fierce conflicts with the indigenous people, we did not plan to set up a settlement in the densely populated Nile River basin from the beginning, so that these Japanese refugees and Egyptians could compete for this fertile and owner-owned land, but planned to let them settle their new homes in an open place outside the civilized world of the Middle East, and would never encroach on the traditional territory of this country."
But building a new home for these post-apocalyptic refugees requires a lot of money, and we're struggling right now. Therefore I hope that we may have permission from the king of Egypt to trade in the city of Thebes and other parts of Egypt in order to raise the necessary money......"
“…… It's a little bit of a thing. I can now agree on behalf of Memphis. You can also send someone to greet the officials in charge of the bazaar, and exempt you from paying taxes on this transaction. ”
Carol replied cheerfully, but then frowned again, "...... By the way, are you going to sell these modern world goods to the Egyptians? She asked, gesturing to the odd and bits of gifts of Coke, chips, snacks, silk robes, and small mirrors in front of her.
“…… Yes, we are ready to sell all kinds of modern industrial goods to this country, such as more comfortable cotton and silk clothing, more beautiful glass and ceramic ware, more convenient stationery and paper, as well as mirrors and cosmetics that women like, sweets and snacks that children like, and so on
In addition, you see, we can also provide the Egyptians with many seeds of new and exotic crops that have not yet appeared in the Middle East in this era, such as those fruits and vegetables native to the Americas, so that you and the Egyptians can have a richer recipe on the table; ⊥ Egyptian army can be equipped with Vienarian stainless steel swords and protective clothing, making it easier for your husband to win the war; There are also more advanced medical services, such as vaccinations and antibiotic injections, so that people in Egypt can enjoy the same level of medical care that has been around for more than 3,000 years, and they are free from all kinds of common diseases......"
Like those missionaries who went deep into the wilderness in the Age of Discovery, Wang Qiu tried his best to use his incorruptible tongue to describe himself as angels who brought the gospel," ...... Also, would you like to install an electrical system in this palace so that the nights are brighter and the summers cooler? Rest assured, the power supply can be clean and pollution-free hydro or solar electricity, and we guarantee that the service will be proper and the fee will be fair
As soon as he heard that these visitors from another time and space were going to teach the Egyptians advanced technology and bring great changes to ancient Egypt, Cairol, as an avid lover of archaeology, immediately subconsciously resisted. But...... Looking at the long-lost french fries and Coca-Cola in his hand, as well as the ketchup and chili sauce on the plate, thinking that in recent years, he first flooded Assyria, then burned Babylon, and let the king of Egypt fight so many battles for himself, which is equivalent to poking a bunch of big holes in history, and if you want to say anything "can't change history", it is really a bit lacking.
What's more, she really misses the ice cream, air conditioners, electric lights, Hollywood movies of the modern world, and well, it seems that because of drinking too much Coca-Cola, Carole's sudden feeling of unbearable urine in his bladder.
She couldn't help but feel slightly embarrassed, and was about to stand up and leave the table halfway, but suddenly thought of something, so she had to turn around and say to the traversers, "...... Ladies and gentlemen, in view of your reasonableness, I fully agree with your request in principle, and I am sure that Memphis will not refuse. However, I have some personal matters that I want to miss, so do you have any of them with you...... Well, is that toilet paper? ”
- When Carol said the word "toilet paper", her fair little face seemed to flush with a layer of redness.
In this regard, Wang Qiu was slightly stunned when he heard this, but then he took out a small packet of napkins from his pocket and handed it to Carol by the court lady...... Looking at the back of Carol grabbing a napkin and running away, all the modern time-travelers present exchanged glances, and they couldn't help but show a knowing evil smile.
-- For most modern people, the lack of tissue to wipe their buttocks is also one of the worst disadvantages of ancient life: you must know that in the entire Western world before the eighteenth century, there was no concept of "paper paper" at all, even if you were a prince or a wealthy man, you could only wipe your buttocks with blades of grass, wooden sticks, hemp rope, or a common piece of natural sponge, and wiping your buttocks with cloth was an extremely wasteful luxury. And in ancient Egypt, where there was no paper clear, it was even more so. Well? You say the papyrus used by Egyptian civil officials? It wasn't so much paper in the modern sense as it was a "second splint," a little thinner than a triple splint, so hard and rough that it felt like sandskin on the butt......
Hehe, thinking about the delicate ass of a rich lady like Carol, I'm afraid I have been tortured unbearably in the past few years
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When Princess Carol returned from going to the toilet with a relaxed and happy face, Wang Qiu solemnly mentioned the third business in addition to doing business to make money and settling immigrants in the last days - looking for the newcomer of the infinite world traverser who disappeared, Comrade Zhang Daniu from China.
“…… Three years ago, there was a 21st century Chinese named Zhang Da Niu, who also came to ancient Egypt in this era? ”
Princess Carol frowned, repeating the name word by word, and because she couldn't speak Chinese, her voice was obviously a little weird, as if she had bitten her tongue, "...... So, he's around the same time as me? But I've never heard of such rumors."
“…… That's right, he must have arrived in this ancient age around the same time as you, and probably even earlier
Wang Qiu nodded and replied, "...... As to why we could not hear from him among the Egyptians, we are very puzzled to be sure. But we can be sure that he had been near the city of Thebes only a few days earlier......"
After some exchange, Ciron readily agreed to the request, saying that she would soon ask Memphis to use the power of the Egyptian royal family to help them find the missing Mr. Zhang Daniu - after all, the appearance of the East Asian yellow race would definitely be extremely conspicuous in Egypt at this time. In addition, since this Mr. Zhang Daniu has not made much noise in the past three years, he must not cause any trouble in the future
Seeing that the meeting seemed to have been initially a complete success, Wang Qiu and the others got up and retired very acquaintedly, and went to stay at the pavilion arranged for them by the Egyptian royal family, and at the same time let the Nile daughter, who had been tired from the journey, go back to rest, and by the way, I ......
However, when Wang Qiu accidentally opened the "Book of Crossing", he found that his group had already scored before they had done anything
――“…… Disrupted the diplomatic state banquet of the Egyptian court, causing the poisoned wine incident of the Egyptian king Memphis to be aborted, and he was rewarded with 1o6 reward points......"
Well, it was only at this time that he suddenly remembered that, according to the course of the original comics, the Egyptian court should have a large feast tonight, entertaining the envoys of various countries, and at the same time accepting their gifts. And one of Kairol's ardent admirers, the Abyssinian prince Marixia, out of jealousy that Memphis could have a daughter of the Nile, took advantage of the chaos of the Egyptian court to hold a feast on this night, and quietly sent someone to poison the wine that Memphis drank, and poisoned the unlucky Egyptian king on the spot, thus causing a huge crisis and turmoil......
But now, due to the astonishing incursion of the travelers in the giant airships, the Egyptian royal family's booking schedule has been completely disrupted, whether it is the state banquet scheduled for tonight, or the diplomatic event to receive foreign envoys, it has been postponed or canceled by Prime Minister Imhodeb. As for the Abyssinian prince Marixia, in the face of such upheaval, I am afraid that he will no longer be entirely focused on the daughter of the Nile...... As a result, King Memphis actually escaped because of this, and Wang Qiu also obtained the first points after entering this world.
Well, from this point of view, in this world of "Daughter of the Nile", it's easier to score points than in the world of "School Apocalypse".
With a hint of inexplicable melancholy, Wang Qiu closed the "Book of Traveling" inherently, thinking.
But in the future, he will be more congenital, and there are really many ways to easily brush up points in this world