Chapter 80: I Really Found a Bunch of Fake Elves

Of course, there are elves who know how to use magic in the Arnous Hills, but unfortunately there is only one, that is, the golden elf Du Jia who was rescued from Yanlong's mouth at the beginning...... The problem is, there is only one elven mage in total, and it always feels a bit suspenseful. And if she wanted Durga to teach magic to the rest of the elves, according to her, she couldn't learn it in thirty or fifty years.

In this way, in the face of the situation where there is no way to do anything about the formal way, Wang Qiu naturally thought of crooked ways.

“…… I can't help it, but luckily I still have this thing in my hand that I can use to cheat......"

He sighed, turned around and took out a thick hardcover book from his bag, and then did not shy away from the sub-god Lori. Priest McChory took up his pen and wrote on it, "...... First, add a [Human Transformation Technique] that specializes in transforming humans into elves...... Well, I have to use [Plastic Surgery] on those genuine elves again...... Their humble appearance like that of a North African refugee is too much..."

——The [Encyclopedia of Magic] that Wang Qiu took out of his bag at this time is the most powerful magic weapon he is now in another world, and one of the most foul anti-heaven strong props of the robot cat, which is almost comparable to the [If Phone Booth].

It has a rough appearance, a completely blank hardcover book, with white pages and nothing written inside. But as long as you write down your favorite magic spell on any page of the dictionary and note the effect of the spell — as long as it doesn't go so far as to push the limits of the prop's capabilities, such as a delusional desire to destroy the world, or write it so vaguely that it makes sense to people — then when you say the spell, it will become true. If you recite the spell in reverse, things that have been interfered with by "magic" will revert to their original state.

Finally, the handwriting on the Encyclopedia of Magic cannot be erased, and the spell can only be undone by tearing off the page on which the spell was written.

All in all, this is a real magic book that you can write! It is definitely the best treasure for secondary and secondary school teenagers!

What's more, the spells on the [Encyclopedia of Magic] are not only effective for the user, but can change the vast world within a radius of thousands of kilometers - as long as any spell is written in the dictionary, then even if someone hundreds of kilometers away recites it, it can produce a magic effect!

At the beginning of the Black Death in medieval Europe, Wang Qiu and Doraemon relied on the "healing technique" written in the [Encyclopedia of Magic] to save lives and help the wounded, and also opened a "Hogwarts Academy of Divine Arts" to teach more healers and save European Christians under the threat of disease.

And in the fantasy world of Palmat 6, the hospitals and sanatoriums in Arnous City, well, and beauty salons, also rely on the [Complete Healing Technique] and [Cosmetic Surgery] written on the [Encyclopedia of Magic] - as time goes by, the 22nd century black technology medical props that were originally obtained from the Doraemon plane are about to be exhausted, and now they have to use magic to top ...... In fact, it would work to tell the elves about the "magic spells" written in this [Encyclopedia of Magic] and rely on the [Encyclopedia of Magic] to cast spells. But the problem is that Wang Qiu and the relevant departments can't trust these pointy-eared guys with complicated backgrounds for the time being, and they don't dare to leak their strategic-level weapons.

Therefore, Wang Qiu plans to add another [Human Transformation Technique] to the [Encyclopedia of Magic], and find some humans who are good at bows and arrows (the human refugees from other worlds who have taken refuge and archers collected by relevant departments) and indigenous magicians to pretend to be elves and fool those earth tourists who don't know the roots.

- As the saying goes, life is like a play, and it all depends on acting skills. Since there is already a precedent of "Doraemon Cloud Country + Otherworldly Winged Human Prostitute = Heaven", the formula of "Doraemon Encyclopedia of Magic Dictionary + Human Transfiguration + Treehouse = Elven Village" can also be established.

But in this way, isn't it really equivalent to "finding a group of fake elves"?

Alas, there is no way, the tourists are the biggest! I am not the kind of violent version of Long Aotian who shouts "my life is up to me" all day long, and bombards and kills all the troubles he encounters, where can he mess around with any store and bully customers? If you want to help your mother build a tourism city in the Arnous Hills, you can only focus on the needs of tourists - the national treasure panda has no home, and its bite force is second only to the polar bear, and it is on par with the brown bear; The running degree can exceed the highest height of Liu Xiang in the mountains at an altitude of 2,000 meters above sea level; Able to climb trees above 20 meters; can play with three or four wolves as cushions; But it's such a ferocious creature, and it's still forced to make a living by selling cuteness! Isn't it also to cater to the needs of the audience?

Since the tourists who pay only want pandas and unwilling pandas, then pandas can only restrain their ferocity and obediently sell cuteness.

In the same way, in order to allow tourists to add elves that match their imagination, Wang Qiu can only take crooked ways and drum up a group of fake elves.

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So, a few hours later, in the sub-god Lori. Under the watchful eye of Macully, Wang Qiu once again gathered all the elves at the entrance of the village, and at the same time dragged the only existing golden elf Duja, who knew how to use magic, the blue girl human magician Leilai, and her sister, the big-breasted young magician Albegio - after the end of the imperial civil war and the death of Emperor Sochar, many magicians who had been driven out of the capital of knowledge from the capital of knowledge Lendl returned to the city in 66 succession. Then, the magicians who survived were shocked to find that their research institute in Lendle City had become an empty house, and all the precious books and research instruments had been removed by the Otherworlders...... Most of them can only swallow their anger in the face of the army of the Otherworld, and dare not speak out, but there are also people who are unwilling to give in, such as Leilai's sister Albegio, who jumped out on the spot in anger to reason with the otherworldly, and then her sister Leilai, who was by the otherworld's side, was then half-lured and half-coerced by the relevant departments to return to Arnoos City because of her ability to decipher a variety of ancient characters and secret languages, and used as a temporary worker with the title of consultant.

Of course, the relevant authorities did not treat Albegio badly, and all indigenous magicians who took refuge in the Chinese were paid according to their seniority, according to the level of university lecturers and professors, and they were free to choose to receive gold coins or silk and other physical ...... With the sad level of productivity of the Falmatt Big 6, this is already a very considerable income, so Albegio, who has always been a money obsesser, soon gladly complied.

Now that the situation is compelled, Wang Qiu is ready to add some more tasks to them, and of course he will increase his salary.

“…… Ahem, all in all, in order to cater to the audience, you elves pretend to live in a treehouse, while the two magicians pretend to be elves...... You can treat it as if this is acting, and you will be paid for every day you act, and you don't have to worry about your livelihood......"

Pointing to the two indigenous magicians beside him, who could only make small fireballs and small water balls at most, Wang Qiu announced to the elven refugees who came to defect, "...... Then, your looks don't quite match the aesthetics, so I arranged for someone to perform plastic surgery magic on you later......"

——Many of the indigenous elves with cold and crooked appearances looked at each other......

“…… This one...... Your Excellency, do you mean that you want us to change our faces immediately? This, this is too difficult! ”

A scruffy-looking elf scratched his head reluctantly and exclaimed with a wry face, "...... No matter what, this appearance is given by the parents, how can it be said that it will change? We're not wanted fugitives, and we need to be disguised to evade pursuit......"

“…… Shut up! It's not negotiable! In the past few days, you have been eating mine and using mine, and I haven't settled this account with you yet! Now it's just a plastic surgery, and it's still to make you more beautiful, and you still have to push back! Where is the conscience?! ”

Wang Qiu's eyes widened, and he reprimanded unceremoniously, "...... Don't want to listen to orders and don't want plastic surgery? Of course you can, but we won't be waiting on our side! We are not obligated to keep a bunch of pampered garbage that does not listen to our calls! Go back to where you came from. Let's get together and disperse! ”

“…… Ah, no, no, no! Forgive your sins! It's because we don't know how to lift! We will do whatever you ask! Don't drive us away! ”

The elves, who had some broken thoughts before, were frightened by Wang Qiu like this, and they all shrank shamelessly - they were originally homeless people, their former homes had long been destroyed in the war, and most of the clansmen were also displaced on the way to exile, and most of them were starved to death and died of disease. The elves who were able to escape to the Arnus Hills alive and accept the protection of the otherworldly people were already considered dead. Now that I have finally eaten a few full meals and have a sheltered place to live, where are I willing to go out and suffer without food or clothing for the sake of a momentary mood?

Alas, as long as you are willing to eat and live, if the master of the other world wants to act, he will act, and he will have plastic surgery! No matter what, it is better than dying outside--now they are no longer noble and proud sons of the forest, but just a group of serfs who have been smoothed out by life, and they just want to live.

Some elves are still acquaintances, and they are all obedient, and Wang Qiu can't help but breathe a sigh of relief.

However, he had just cleared his throat and was about to continue to give some precautions, when the elves in front of him suddenly showed surprised and frightened looks, and the two magician sisters standing behind him also burst out in horror:

“…… Dragon! There's a fire-breathing dragon coming! It's two little dragons! Everyone, run away!! ”

The next moment, as Wang Qiu turned back in astonishment, two young dragons, one red and one black, whose body size was similar to that of a rhinoceros, but their appearance was extremely hideous, swooped down from the southern skyline! The shape of the scales covered in their bodies and the aura emitted when they roared reminded Wang Qiu of the ferocious figure of the flame dragon he had seen when he first came to the Otherworld!

Before Wang Qiu could react, the red young dragon had already opened its mouth and spewed a blazing fireball towards the ground, which fell to the ground and exploded, exploding hundreds of elven refugees in the air. And the two female magicians who were the first to notice the abnormality had already bent down one step in advance, hugging their heads and running away. Even Wang Qiu was affected by the air wave of the explosion, and the whole person seemed to have been hit with a heavy hammer, and he fell backwards on the spot.

At the same time, the sub-god Lori with a giant axe gun. McChulie, fortunately, has a good time, and his face does not change under the bombardment of the dragon's breath.

But the problem is that next, a familiar female voice from the sky made Lori's face change drastically in an instant!

“…… Whew! Dear Sister Lori! I've finally found you! Obediently let me knock me down and tie it up and marry my master!! ”

“…… Damn Giselle! Why are you still pestering me?! Who wants to be a wife to such a strange woman! ”

Lori in a black gothic loli dress. McChulie, angrily raised the giant axe gun, pointed at the figure in the white gothic loli dress in mid-air and cursed, completely ignoring the many humans and elves around him who were whispering to each other, and his eyes became more and more weird......

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