Chapter Sixty-Seven: Crazy Cool Bully!
"That's right, teacher! What the hell happened to the water ghost just now? Why are you leaving all of a sudden? Wang Junpeng asked. The pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info was a little far away, and he didn't hear what Zhao Haosen said, but he saw Zhao Haosen's mouth move a few times, and then, the water ghost suddenly stopped moving, and then he left without hesitation.
"I just asked it about its income and expenses, and it suddenly stopped moving, and then it couldn't speak, and just left.
I estimate that it has no job income at all, and the money it gave Wang Tiantian to buy food should be stolen.
As for stealing, that's a lot. As long as it recovers its soul state, it can directly pass through the safes in various places and take money at will.
But it shouldn't know that its money was stolen. After all, that's all its subconscious. It should be a recollection in an effort. Since the answer to be answered involves something that it is already dead, its subconscious mind hastened to let it go in order not to let it know about death.
After all, the ghost cannot lie, it can only choose to say or not to say at that time, and since death is involved, its subconscious chooses not to say it for it. ”
"It's so good to be a ghost! There is no shortage of money to spend at all, if you lack money, go to the bank, and the money is rolling! Wang Junpeng didn't notice the important details that Zhao Haosen said, only noticed that the water ghost could pass through the bank's safe.
"If you also want to come and go freely like a water ghost, take money casually, and ride in the car without paying, I have a way!" Zhao Haosen said with a smile.
"Really? Then you can say it quickly! Wang Junpeng said excitedly. If you can really do that, isn't the richest man in the world still handy?
"Good!" Zhao Haosen smiled treacherously, took out 100 yuan from his pocket, put it in front of the driver in front of him, and said, "Master, can you let me open the car door?" ”
"Good!" The driver took the money, opened the door in a hurry, and did not forget to instruct: "Brother, be careful!" ”
"Teacher, why are you driving the door?" Watching Zhao Haosen open the car door, Wang Junpeng asked with a puzzled face.
"Don't you want to come and go freely, take money casually, and ride in a car without paying?" Zhao Haosen smiled treacherously again: "It's simple, won't you be done if you jump down?" Guaranteed to be as happy as a water ghost! ”
"Get out!" Wang Junpeng roared angrily. Zhao Haosen said it so obviously, of course he understood. His meaning is very simple, he just wants me to die! After all, only ghosts have this privilege.
Zhao Haosen smiled, closed the car door, and continued to look out the window.
"Teacher, you actually gave away 100 yuan for nothing in order to play me!" Wang Junpeng couldn't help but say. Zhao Haosen just gave the driver 100 yuan for nothing in order to say a word to himself, what a loser!
"What do you care about me? Lao Tzu is rich and capricious, and he can spend it however he wants! Zhao Haosen crossed Erlang's legs and said shyly. That's, in popular parlance, that's:
Crazy, dazzling, cool, domineering, dragging!
"Cut! You're so rich, why do you still take a taxi? "Since the day I first met Zhao Haosen, I have never seen him drive, let alone BMW, Mercedes-Benz, or even a bicycle. And I didn't see him eat anything noble. All kinds of signs show that Zhao Haosen is a poor bastard who is a little bit stronger than himself!
"Stupid! I'm not from Henan, I just sent you to Shaolin Temple, and by the way, I taught you something, and I will go back to Beijing after the church. All my stuff is in Beijing, and I don't want to waste money here! Zhao Haosen said helplessly.
"Then you estimate, how long will it take me to learn?" Listening to Zhao Haosen's meaning, he didn't want to stay here, but he had to wait until he had learned all his abilities before he could leave. But this time is not clear.
Zhao Haosen lowered his head, his upper and lower lips collided with each other, and he didn't make any sound, he should be calculating. About half a minute passed, and Zhao Haosen finally raised his noble head and said, "About two or three years!" ”
"Nani? Two or three years? "In two or three years, if you use it to learn his Taoism, I'm afraid that before you learn it, you will be bored and suffocated!
If you think about it, I'm 23 years old this year, and I don't have a serious job or girlfriend yet. After three years, I will be 26 years old, and I am afraid it will be even more difficult to find a job, and I will only have a girlfriend in my dreams!
"Teacher, in order for you to return to Beijing as soon as possible, I am willing to sacrifice myself and learn less. Why don't you shorten the time to a year? Wang Junpeng pretended to be brave and dedicated, and said. Three years is too long, and I can last for one year at most.
"Three years is not much, if it weren't for me, I'm afraid it would take at least 10 years!" As soon as Zhao Haosen finished speaking, he suddenly had an idea, and looked at Wang Junpeng with a smile: "Or, I'll push that incident and teach you for 10 or 20 years?" Just right, twenty years later, I will send you back to Li Long! ”
Before Wang Junpeng and Zhao Haosen left, Li Long said that if Wang Junpeng wanted to come back in 20 years, it would not be a day earlier or a day later!
"No, no! Your business is the most important thing, how can a student delay your business? It's still three years! Wang Junpeng hurriedly refused, he didn't want to do it for three years, let alone twenty years. Isn't this playing to your own rhythm? It's worse than death!
But in this situation, I can only choose three or twenty years. A fool only chooses twenty years, but there is no way, he can only choose three years!
Zhao Haosen smiled secretly, this is what he wants.
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Time spent in boredom, and soon, it was already five o'clock in the afternoon, and Zhao Haosen and Wang Junpeng went to the hospital again. As in the morning, he hid at the staircase farthest from Ward 280 and monitored his every move at the door of Ward 280.
Wang Junpeng's yin and yang eyes have not been turned off since the morning, so there is no need to say that unspeakable sentence again.
Zhao Haosen took out the charm in the morning, and both of them held it in their hands tightly, carefully monitoring the door of ward 280.
Time passed quickly, and after a while it was dark, but there was still no figure of the water ghost coming. The two didn't give up, and waited for a while, but they still didn't see the water ghost.
"Teacher, it's getting dark, why haven't the water ghosts come yet?" Wang Junpeng was really a little impatient and couldn't help asking.
"Let's go! The water ghost probably won't come! Zhao Haosen said in frustration. After speaking, he silently walked to the elevator.
Wang Junpeng hurriedly chased after him, and the two walked into the elevator together, Zhao Haosen clicked on the second floor, and watched the elevator door close, Zhao Haosen was a little nervous.