Chapter 639, the Indian who is happy and sad again
Chapter 39: The Indians Who Are Happy and Sad Again
So, after learning that this super treasure trove that seems to be able to walk, and that the alien monster Godzilla, who can live a fat year as long as it is slaughtered, is actually likely to be a mobile nuclear reactor, the Indian military, which was just about to muster up the courage to fight, suddenly sat on the wax gorgeously again. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
In order to prevent the most densely populated region of Bihar in all of India from becoming the next Fukushima or Chernobyl after the monster explosion, and creating hundreds of millions of radiation refugees in one fell swoop, the central government of New Delhi and the authorities of Bihar are all at loggerheads. In the end, the Indian military had to deal with the above troubles with the most prudent and conservative attitude, simply put, to respond to all changes with the same and see the situation first. And the battle against monsters that took place in Bodh Gaya, under all kinds of rat throwers, had to become a long and suffocating marathon.
ββLooking at this posture, the Indians are really ready to take out the posture of the sit-in demonstration and begging Britain to grant independence, and wait patiently for the cosmic monster Godzilla to slowly starve to death...... If this nuclear-powered cosmic monster Gozilla is as hungry and long-lived as a tortoise, it might even replace the ruined Great Bodhi Temple and become the most famous tourist attraction in the area......
Of course, the global netizens and viewers who were holding their breath and their eyes shining, looking forward to a wonderful battle, were even more disappointed: I even took off my pants, so you let me watch this? Bad review! Be sure to give a bad review β so, in order to vent the anger of netizens around the world, for a long time to come, the recognized international caricature image of Indians changed from a white elephant that was already sluggish in itself, to an even more sluggish sloth......
And then there's the endless wait...... Endless waiting, as if there is no end in sight.
The wait was so long that the fickle media and viewers became impatient, and the alien monster was squeezed off the headlines. Next, the "Indian flu", which once swept all continents of the world and terrified people of all colors, has basically come to an end, at least people in major cities have taken off their masks one after another, and classrooms and office buildings no longer smell of pungent acetate acid.
As a result, the word India, which originally appeared in the global media with a ridiculously high rate, quickly faded out of everyone's field of vision.
Fortunately, as the saying goes, there is no such thing as a feast. On the other hand, there are probably no monsters in this world that can't be defeated.
In short, the battle against monsters that took place in Bodh Gaya did not drag on until the end of the earth as the most pessimistic assumptions.
After nearly three months of tossing and turning, the cosmic monster of Bodh Gaya, Gojra, finally died - because the Indian military finally ordered a total martial law before this, dispersed journalists from various countries, and cordoned off the scene, so the cosmic monster starved to death? Blown up? Killed by the water of the Ganges? Or are you annoyed by all kinds of idlers watching all day long? Or did he commit suicide in humiliation? It's completely unknown. The only thing that can be confirmed is that before the Indian military announced the killing of the monster, the thing was completely below the ground due to its own weight...... In other words, the final stage of this alien monster Godzilla's siege and annihilation operation has actually turned into a game of whack-a-mole.
By the way, after the Indian military declared victory in the war, many priests and monks made false claims on local Indian television programs, insisting that this cosmic monster "sent by the devil" was cursed to death by the boundless divine power released by himself......
Of course, some things are confidential to ordinary people in the outside world, but as an insider in some aspects, Wang Qiu can still get some inside information through the intelligence system...... Then he was shocked by the truth of the matter:
In a sense, this unlucky alien monster Godzilla was really cursed to death by the Indians by chanting scriptures!
- After the golden monster Gozilla sank into the ground because of its own weight, the Indian military pulled barbed wire, encircled the scene, and then heavily guarded and closely monitored. However, even if Godzilla was stuck in the ground and could not move, he was still dishonest, and from time to time he struggled a few times or roared a few times, causing the ground to shake and the whole army to be dizzy and tinnitus. The partial Indians threw a rat bogey, and did not dare to fall into the well, so they threw high-explosive bombs or incendiary bombs directly into the pit, and blew up the big monster suspected of being a mobile nuclear reactor into popcorn...... In the end, a Sikh-turned-frontline commander slapped his head and decided to fight poison with poison, noise for noise, setting up tweeters around the craters formed by the monster's sinking, and repeatedly playing all kinds of heavy metal hell rock, American hip-hop, Buddhist scriptures, Hindu mantras, and the most hypnotic and lengthy government work report.
After a month of scrolling like this, the movement of the cosmic monster Godzilla became weaker and weaker, and finally died - it is true that the mentally ill have a wide mind, the mentally handicapped child has a lot of fun, the magical land nourished by the Ganges River gives birth to a magical people, and there are even more magical battles......
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In any case, in this battle of the Bodh Gaya's monsters, although the Indians lost a lot of face in the international image because they fought too funny, they gained a lot of benefits from the corpses of the Godzilla monsters covered in treasures, which can be described as "Godzilla fell, and the Tianzhu elephant was full".
According to later information, the precious metals they obtained from the carcass of the Godzilla monster alone amounted to 4,000 tons of gold, 2,000 tons of platinum, plus nearly 1,000 tons of rare heavy metals such as rhodium, ruthenium, palladium, iridium, and osmium, which were more precious than platinum, in addition to an astonishing number of high-quality diamonds and precious stones, the largest of which was said to weigh more than 100,000 carats and was in excellent condition...... It can be called priceless without water!
As the only trust in the global diamond industry, since a hundred years ago, Delbyss has firmly controlled more than 70% of the world's diamond market share, manipulated the supply and sales of the international diamond market, and is even known as the "Delbys Diamond Dynasty". It is difficult for the vast majority of people to bypass them to buy and sell diamonds, because without the appraisal certificate produced by Delbys, diamonds cannot be considered diamonds: the Soviets guarded the world's largest diamond pit at that time, but they could not sell it in the international market at all, and they could not make much money with it, because Delbyss Company resisted with all its might, and fooled customers around the world, did not recognize that Soviet diamonds were diamonds, and with the help of the special background of the Cold War era, they actually let Delbys Company succeed.
After failing to try to buy these diamonds at a low price from the Indian government (there are too many diamonds, no one can afford them according to the market price), the angry Delbis company began to spread rumors everywhere, saying that only diamonds on the earth are diamonds, and want to set off a wave of boycott of "cosmic diamonds" in the global market
However, it is no longer the Cold War era, and India is not the Soviet Union, the company has no power to borrow in the global market, and the "gem from the stars" is itself an excellent romantic stunt, allowing the "brick families" who have collected money to wear out their mouths, and it has not dispeld people's enthusiasm for these shiny little things. Besides, India is also a big country no matter what, and it is still one of the most populous countries in the world, and the diamond dynasty of Delbis seems scary, but in the face of the power of a big country, it is just a scary paper tiger.
As a result, the Indian government was able to break through the blockade of Delbis and successfully sell a large number of diamonds.
Then, in addition to the direct income from these precious metals and gemstones, the research value of the cosmic metal monster Godzilla itself has also attracted countries around the world, and they will not hesitate to pay a lot of money to seek the cooperation of Indians.
- As the first extraterrestrial life captured by humans so far, or a metal life form that is completely different from the Earth's carbon-based biosphere, the research value of Godzilla's corpse is immeasurably valuable. If it falls into the hands of ordinary weak and small countries, the five permanent members of the UN Security Council may have to take it by force, regardless of their appearance. However, with the size of the "quasi-five constants" like India, it is not so easy to handle, and it cannot be regarded as a weak chicken. Coupled with the mutual containment between countries, everyone can only accompany the smiling faces, discuss with the Indians in a low voice, and make a lot of concessions in politics, trade, etc., in exchange for the analysis and research data of this monster, and it is best to have some tissue samples......
Next, although the precious metals and gems of the monster itself can be sold for up to seven or eight trillion dollars in the international market according to the market price. However, the Indians, who are known as "100 million human beings and one billion livestock," are not very clever in learning from Soviet and Russian Maozi to play big industry, but if they learn from their British masters to engage in speculative financial futures, there are still quite a few clever and good players...... Under some hype, a full 20 trillion US dollars came in the front and back circles, so that the current Indian prime minister from Sikh was so happy that he couldn't find the north for a while, and then felt that if he had money, he should be willful, so he announced that he would pick up the martial style of his ancestors again, and called "we Indians also want to play big construction", and were ready to get another aircraft carrier battle group to show off their might, but unfortunately with India's poor industry, it really couldn't make such a high-tech thing, so it had to continue to buy and place a large amount of arms orders with the European Union and Russia.
In addition to showing off their military might, various large-scale national projects that burn money have also been launched quickly, such as the construction of 100 million toilets across the country, the construction of 30 kilometers of roads every day, and the "Clean Ganges Action" to make the Ganges River clear again, the "Made in India" that attracts international companies, and the "Digital India" that connects Indian villages to the Internet...... The ambitious Prime Minister of India has re-launched it all in one go, trying to make India, a developing country, the world's top country - anyway, there is money to burn now, and it will be wasted if it is not finished.
On the other hand, the local authorities of Bihar also benefited a lot, in addition to a part of the precious metals and gems allocated according to the agreement, they also built a temple with the titanium alloy skull left over from the "meating" of the cosmic monster Godzilla, and poured a life-size monster colossus with cement at the site of the incident, and quickly built a memorial hall to attract global tourists, develop tourism and increase income
At this point, the whole thing seems to be over, everything seems to be very good, although the countries of the world are jealous of the "good luck" of the Indians, but the powerful have to be faced, and the shameless have no strength, so they can only salivate silently, and there is no obvious overreaction - however, it didn't take long for India, which was basically non-existent for Chinese, to scare the whole world again......
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It was a day of high winds and rough weather, and because the violent typhoon seriously disrupted communications, Wang Qiu's base on Xisha Island and reef fell into isolation for a short time, leaving only intermittent radio contact with the mainland, so he was unable to learn some news in the first place.
A full week later, as the typhoon and torrential rains dissipated and the damaged equipment was repaired, the Paracel Islands' internet signal was restored once again...... However, when Wang Qiu sat down at the computer desk again and opened the news page, he was very surprised to see that only a few days later, the magical land of India had once again topped the list of major news websites, which made him gasp.
ββ¦β¦ A serious nuclear leak in Kolkata? More than 200,000 residents affected? The culprit or the alien monster? How should people evaluate this? β¦β¦ has reached this point, and the Godzilla has been dismantled, and the Indians can still play it? β