"Then when are you going to teach me these techniques?" Wang Junpeng was instantly attracted by Zhao Haosen's words, and completely forgot why Zhao Haosen was not a hexagram. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Zhao Haosen ignored Wang Junpeng's question, and walked up to Wang Junpeng with a smile: "I still have a surprise to tell you, I'm sure that after you know this surprise, you will definitely be surprised!"

"What surprise?" Wang Junpeng's eyes lit up with golden light, guessing what kind of surprise it was, it wouldn't be that he was going to pass on the gong to us, right? If you pass on the trick on the plane to us, then we can do whatever we want in this chaotic world of beautiful women.

Thinking of this, a slip of liquid suddenly flowed out of his nose, Wang Junpeng touched it unnaturally, and when he looked at it again, his obscene expression instantly froze: "I'll wipe it!" How can it bleed? ”

Zhao Haosen also noticed Wang Junpeng's nosebleed, and said in surprise: "Have you eaten something angry recently?" It's on fire! ”

Nani? He didn't understand? Then since it's your problem, don't blame us for going down the slope: "Yes! I ate a lot of spicy strips yesterday, and I'm almost as spicy as a baby! ”

Wang Junpeng didn't say that it was okay, but as soon as he said it, Zhao Haosen was even more surprised: "You are such a big person, and you still eat spicy strips?"

Even buy ga! How did you get out the "Seventy-Two Changes of Lies" that I used when I was in school? Alas! If you dig a pit yourself, you still have to bury it yourself.

Wang Junpeng pretended to be a good baby, and pretended to be a child's immature voice, saying: "Mom said, I will always be a child who has not grown up!"

Zhao Haosen didn't say anything, but Shi Jiabao walked in from outside the door: "Senior brother, aren't you an orphan?" Where's the mom? ”

When Zhao Haosen heard this, he also asked: "You are an orphan, where did you come from?"

Now Wang Junpeng is stuck, what should I do? What to do? What to do? After thinking about it for a long time, I didn't think of any good way, and suddenly, I had a flash of inspiration and thought of "Seventy-two Changes of Lies" again.

The eleventh change of "Seventy-two Changes of Lies": When the lie is exposed, you should readily admit that you are panicked, and then say a few trivial things that the other party knows, and finally, use a tactful twist to quietly tell the next lie, which is more true than the first one.

"Well, actually, I panicked, I was an orphan and I didn't have a mother since I was a child. The main reason why I lied to you is because I want to...... I want you to think that I have a mother and will not dislike me for being an orphan, and then I will not teach me Taoism. That's why I lied to you, I'm sorry! Wang Junpeng lowered his head, his voice was low, a little sonorous, and he pretended to be sincere, all he said was the psychology of worrying about other people's gossip when he was a child, and now he has reached the point of being faceless and skinless.

After Zhao Haosen listened, he didn't speak, he was silent, and after Shi Jiabao listened, he burst into tears instantly, as if he was also an orphan and could experience this feeling.

What we want is this effect, Wang Junpeng walked up to Shi Jiabao and said gently: "Look at you, tears are coming out, go wash your face!" Otherwise, it will become a cat face! ”

"Oh!" Like a child, Shi Jiabao obediently walked out, there was no water pipe in this small cabin, and it was here that Master Twilight meditated. Therefore, Shi Jiabao has to run a long way, and only when he leaves this forest can he have running water.

Wang Junpeng stood at the door and watched Shi Jiabao walk away, before turning around and walking in front of Zhao Haosen: "Actually, I only got angry because I ate too much fish last night!" This time, Wang Junpeng's voice was a little louder than before.

At this time, Master Twilight hurriedly walked in: "Wang Junpeng, you have eaten fish, did you steal the basket of fish by the river?"

The basket of fish that Master Twilight said was the one that Wang Junpeng was asked to choose only one rod and a basket of fish, and one of the baskets of fish. When Master Twilight leaves, he puts it in a cabin by the river, and then leaves with the fish he caught.

That's what we're waiting for, Wang Junpeng looked innocent, and he was innocent: "Master, don't misunderstand the apprentice, the apprentice just ate the senior brother's fish!"

"Oh! No wonder Shi Jiabao didn't go with me to sell fish, it turned out that he gave you all the fish! Master Twilight walked out on his own.

Wang Junpeng deeply put 32 likes on his IQ in his heart, first naturally fooled the insider, and then quietly provided a witness for his lies, and now if he wants to be an actor, the Oscar winner is also handy.

"Alas! You'll have to pay attention in the future, don't eat as much fish as you did last night! Zhao Haosen smiled and said kindly.

Wang Junpeng is also ready to make a guarantee: "I will pay attention to it in the future, thank you for the reminder!" At this time, an uninvited guest came to the door.

"Uncle Zhao, you should have heard it wrong, Wang Junpeng ate a small fish last night, and he just ate a bite, and he didn't even have bubble gum, how could he get angry because of this matter?" This uninvited guest was none other than the rat of the professional bad soup - Shi Jiabao, obviously, Shi Jiabao only heard Zhao Haosen's words, not what Master Twilight said.

Wang Junpeng saw that something was wrong, and began to think about "Seventy-two Changes of Lies" again, but after thinking about it for a long time, he only thought of this sentence.

"Seventy-two Changes in Lies" Sixty-eighth Change: If the second lie is exposed again, you can only ask for more blessings, because the other party has been deceived twice, and the vigilance has been greatly improved, and the chance of being deceived again is almost zero. (Of course, if the other party's IQ is low and there is no lower limit, there are exceptions, please refer to the sixty-ninth change!) ）

"Seventy-two Changes of Lies" Sixty-ninth Change: When the second lie is exposed again, you must remain calm and find a way to turn big things into small things and small things into nothing (for example: things have nothing to do with you, and you don't know it!). Find a more important topic and try to divert the other person's attention to something else. (Friendly reminder: This trick is not used by everyone, it is only applicable to the elderly, children, IQ defects and other people with low IQ, with a success rate of less than 30%. ）

Looking at the situation in front of you, you can only use this trick, whether you succeed or not is here, you can only gamble.

"I don't know, maybe my physique is not good? By the way, what exactly are you talking about surprise? Wang Junpeng directly pulled the topic to the surprise, besides, this is the topic they originally talked about, if it weren't for Wang Junpeng's nose, it is estimated that he would have known it a long time ago.

Wang Junpeng did not expect much from this move. But who knows, after Zhao Haosen heard this question, he changed his previous sympathy and immediately smiled.