Chapter 64: The Ghost (24)
When the fat man saw this, his heart was a little empty, no matter what, after all, the person fell under his own inquiry. Pen? Interesting? Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info If people really get held accountable, it's more or less inseparable. Besides, I am in a very delicate period at the moment, if I am caught by my opponent and make a big fuss about it, I am afraid that I will really not be able to eat and walk around, and I will have to remove such a shadow no matter what.
There was no fear, and he was ready to leave his seat to show his concern for the people.
It's just that before I have time to leave my seat, the prank of the happy ghost is here again, and you can't see it anyway, so we just happened to eat unceremoniously, which not only filled my stomach, but also taught you a lesson.
For the convenience of eating and drinking, the happy ghost turned into the body of his father Zhu Bajie, and then sat cross-legged in the center of the round table, so that he could eat all the dishes, and he would not be embarrassed, and you would not be able to see it anyway.
The first thing he dealt with was the whole steamed chicken, and for convenience, he simply brought the entire soup pot in front of him, and then stretched out his hands to twist off the head of the chicken and the whole neck, and put it in his mouth to chew it. Since his body is invisible, and in order to scare people, he deliberately only makes his body invisible, and other parts that have nothing to do with his body are not hidden.
In this way, you are seeing such an incredible scene. The chicken soup pot that was originally rotating with the rotating round table suddenly rose inexplicably, and then floated to the center of the round table and stopped, and the next moment it fell to the center of the round table.
After separation, the entire neck of the chicken's head rises in an evil line, and it moves about half a meter horizontally and upwards before stopping. Immediately after that, the head of the chicken seemed to have been devoured by something, and even the bones did not leave a little bit. The next moment, the part of the neck that was close to the chicken's head was devoured, and even the bones were not left.
In fact, the bones were spit on the table, but the happy ghost deliberately concealed them in order to further scare everyone.
The whole room was stunned by what they saw, and it was the girl who had just fallen to the ground and stood up at this moment and screamed in horror: "Hell! ”
This call immediately exploded in the private room, and everyone left the seats and rushed to the door, where can they still take care of the face and the fat man who fell at the end, and soon the door was blocked due to crowding after six or seven people ran out.
The fat man who arrived at the end did not always show his majestic image as in the past, but shouted majestically with a lofty attitude: "What kind of system is it, it is simply unorganized and undisciplined, all obey my orders, do not squeeze out of the way, let the leader go out first." ”
If this is a normal thing, it would definitely work, but now, everyone is running for their lives, and they don't take his words seriously at all. He was so angry that he shouted: "Don't listen to the greeting, do you?" Okay, okay, don't think that only you will squeeze it, I won't, and jump into the crowd.
Because his body was too large, this pounce threw several people in front of him to the ground.
In the wailing of the fallen man, the happy ghost who had already eliminated a whole chicken and a whole arm tightened his heart, if he really killed someone, it would be a big trouble, quickly shook off a big crab in his hand, and shouted: "It's too exaggerated, right? We're just going to scare you like this when we eat a meal. With a wave of his right hand, a stream of air drifted towards the crowd, scattering them.
As a result, several people blocking the door rushed out, and then panicked and shouted all the way: "Hell, ghost......"
Those who remained in the house were scattered and fell to the ground. Then they got up and fled.
Seeing that there was no danger and watching the scene of this group of people fleeing in embarrassment, the relieved happy ghost couldn't help but be happy while eating.
The fat man was originally at the back, and he was in his fifties, but he looked old, and he acted slowly, looking extremely funny, and the happy ghost was very happy to watch.
It suddenly occurred to me that I should call some blood for the rich and unkind, just like letting Yao Shuisheng bleed, this is the rule set by Zeng Biao. It is estimated that as long as you add some horses to this fat man, and then let Zeng Biao maneuver around it at the right time, it should be a matter of course.
Thinking like this, he picked up the chicken rack on the table and threw it at the back of the fat man who was about to walk out the door.
The fat man was struck by this, and with a snort, a hungry dog snatched half of his body out of the door. Endure the pain and get up and shout, "Who ****** hit me?" ”
"Of course it's me." The happy ghost who continued to be invisible sat at the round table and ate and said.
The fat man looked back and saw where there was someone, and he quickly pulled out his legs and was about to run.
The happy ghost shouted behind him again: "I know that you are a master who can speak, I bother you to bring a message to the boss, you have to speak of conscience, you have to make money to make money, you can't make black money anymore, today is just a small lesson for him, otherwise, let him regret it." ”
The fat man's legs trembled, "It's none of my business, it's none of my business, Grandpa Bodhisattva, please let me go." ”
"I've made it very clear, but I just asked you to bring a word, so why do you tremble so much? Remember that the words must be brought, otherwise you will not be welcome. There you go. ”
"Thank you Grandpa Fairy, thank you Grandpa Fairy." The fat man turned to look into the air and made a few gestures, "I will do it, I will do it." "Then run away.
After seeing the fat man disappear from the door, the happy ghost waved his hand to the door, and the door slammed shut. He doesn't want to be disturbed when he eats, he doesn't want to be invisible anymore, he has to be invisible when he eats, how boring it is, he has to eat it raw. Then he removed the stealth and slowly ate all the wine and food on the table, leaving only a table of leftover soup and bones.
Full of wine and food, the happy ghost who patted his stomach had to continue to look for Xiao Xiao's whereabouts, and strode out of the door again incognito. The scene you see along the way is very different from the scenery when you come in, and when you come, the guests are full of people, so lively. Now it's people going to the empty building, a wolf track, and there is no sound.
That's what the happy ghost wants, and then smiles with satisfaction.
When I walked out of the door of the hotel, I didn't forget to look up at the gilded characters on the wall, Russian Restaurant. If you want to teach a lesson, you don't even know the name of the hotel, so it's a lesson.
It's really ****** nonsense, but it's a good Chinese but he wants to take such a weird name, so he should be beaten.
Remembering the name of the five-star hotel, when I left, I thought that if this plan had really been realized, I would definitely get Zeng Biao's praise. At that time, you must be beautiful in front of him. By the way, what is he doing at the moment?