I thought to myself: Oh my god! Wen Xian misunderstood me greatly, yesterday, when she came to visit me in the hospital, I was recalling the scene of making out with Bai Ping in the coffin, and I couldn't help but have a physiological reaction. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wen Xian saw the embarrassment on my face, and said proudly: "Liang Ling, when you saw me coming, you immediately thought crookedly about me, and said that you didn't tempt me, hum!" I've never seen a man like you. ”

I didn't know what to say for a while, so I had to squeak, "I... I did have a crooked mind at that time...... "I want to say: I am not moving your crooked mind, but my yin wife Bai Ping."

"Just admit it." Wen Xian sat on my lap again, she stroked my face, and asked faintly, "Liang Ling, when you first saw me, you had feelings for me, right?" ”

I thought to myself: Cut! My first impression of you is just four words: "crazy sister". However, I can't say it directly, now, Wen Xian is my boss, if I offend her, I will die. If you don't die under her skirt, you will die at the hands of female ghosts.

I nodded against my will, and exaggerated flattery: "The first time I saw you, I only felt a burst of flowers in front of me, and I thought I had met a fairy." ”

"Am I really that pretty?" Wen Xian was a little complacent.

"Hmm." I took a closer look at Wen Xian and found that this little lady was very watchful, and the more she looked at it, the more beautiful she felt. Suddenly, I was a little bit of a puzzle.

My yin wife, Bai Ping, said that I was allowed to find another wife in the yang world. If Wen Xian is willing, "Then I can also laugh."

"What are you laughing at?" Wen Xian asked.

"I'm wondering what your future husband will look like." I have something to say.

"Hehe... Did you come up with it? Wen Xian asked with a grin.

"I think: I must be similar to what I look like." I said tentatively.

"Humph! I don't like the way you look like a scumbag. Wen Xian pouted.

I was not convinced and said, "Isn't my appearance handsome?" ”

Wen Xian didn't answer my question, she suddenly changed the topic and asked, "Liang Ling, last night, you saved Ding Xiong, right?" ”

When I heard this, I hurriedly pleaded: "No... No... It was Ding Xiong who saved me. ”

I have promised Ding Xiong to tell this lie to the end, so I have to redeem this cash.

"Fart!" Wen Xian's face sank, and she reprimanded unhappily: "You dare to lie in front of the old lady and look for death!" ”

"Mr. Wen, did Ding Xiong admit that I saved him?" I thought to myself: With Ding Xiong's virtue, he won't slap himself in the face, so how can Wen Xian know the truth?

"Haha......" Wen Xian raised her head and laughed, laughed enough, squinted at me and said, "Liang Ling, you kid is still too tender, as soon as I cheat, I will cheat the truth." Last night, Ding Xiong was wounded, you were unharmed, just think: how can an injured person save an uninjured person? Besides, I know Ding Xiong's personality, he is not a person who acts bravely. It's really a critical juncture, don't talk about you, even me, he will abandon it. ”

I grinned and confessed helplessly: "Ding Xiong said that I, a rookie employee, saved him and made him very shameless, so let me tell this lie upside down." ”

"Sure enough, I guessed it." Wen Xian smiled and said to me: "Liang Ling, you are not only a female ghost bait, but also a woman bait, but you are not allowed to hook up with other women while you are an employee in my company." ”

"I... I want to hook up with a woman, but there are no other women in the company besides you, so who else can I hook up with? I said ambiguously.

"You're a bad seed!" Wen Xian poked my forehead hard.

I took Wen Xian's hand and pinched her waist. I thought to myself: You can do something to me, I'm not a vegetarian.

Wen Xian jumped off my lap suddenly, only to hear a crisp "Bang!" My face suddenly hurt hotly.

I was shocked and thought: this woman's face has changed in a second.

Wen Xian said menacingly: "Liang Ling, you remember to my mother: I am your boss, not your plaything." ”

I covered my slap-sapped left side of my face and thought: Grass! This is too bloody, it seems that you have to keep a certain distance from her.

"Mr. Wen, I'm not a plaything." After I finished speaking, I raised my legs and left.

"You stop for the old lady!" Wen Xian said viciously.

"You... What else do you want to do, do you still want to slap me on the right cheek? I asked angrily.

"Originally, I wanted to comfort you for this meal tonight, but you me off, so you can pay for it yourself." After speaking, Wen Xian picked up her bag, raised her legs and left, and when she left, she said to the waiter: "That guy pays the bill, be careful not to let him run away." ”

I shouted in panic: "Wen Xian, you... You ......"

Wen Xian slipped away and left me alone in the private seat. The waitress stopped me and said, "Sir, please pay the bill." ”

I only have more than 100 yuan, and I haven't brought it with me. Now, there is not a penny in my pocket. As soon as Wen Xian left, this meal cost more than 300 yuan, and even if she sold me, she couldn't afford it.

I sat down with my head down, cursing in my heart, "Fuck! This stinky is so badly beaten, grandma's, she actually released my pigeons. ”

Scolding and scolding, but you can't afford not to pay for the meal.

I thought about it, called Ding Xiong, and begged, "Hey, buddy, can you lend me five hundred yuan." ”

"Liang Ling, let me ask you: What are you most afraid of among friends?" Before I could answer, he asked himself again: "What I am most afraid of is borrowing money." Besides, you and I are not friends, so it is not suitable to mention money at all. ”

After Ding Xiong finished speaking, he hung up the phone unceremoniously.

I was so angry that I thought to myself: Lao Tzu just saved you, isn't your life worth 500 yuan?

Liu Xiong is unwilling to lend me money, who should I go to?

Let's be honest: I don't have any close friends, because I am an orphan and no one looks down on me.

Suddenly, I thought of a solution.

I asked the waiter, "Excuse me: Is your hotel haunted?" ”

"Ahh When the waiter heard me mention the word "ghost", he was terrified. She replied tremblingly: "There was a waitress who committed suicide in the dormitory last week, and now, every night she runs out to sing, so scared that we can't sleep well every night, and we all want to quit." To be honest, I'm ready to leave after the month. ”

"Really?" I asked excitedly.

"Of course, who would joke about ghosts." The waiter said in horror.

"Why did that waiter kill himself?" I asked. I thought to myself: If the waiter hadn't died unjustly, then I would have been able to subdue him.

"She had pimples all over her face, and she felt that she had no face to see people, so she committed suicide by taking sleeping pills." The waiter said.

"Oh." I know in my heart that dealing with such a good ghost is just a piece of cake.

I said to the waiter, "Go and call the boss." ”

The waiter made a call to the boss, and after a while, the boss came.