Chapter 1513: The Old Man Who Loves to Smoke (Asking for a Monthly Pass)
Seeing that Li Guanyi and the old man were about to quarrel, I hurriedly leaned over, took out two ghost nails and charms from my pocket and handed them to the old man: "Uncle, shall we change your watermelon?" ”
The old man was stunned for a moment, and then the old faint eyes glared at the ghost nails and charms in my hands.
The charm is a yellow paper talisman, a simple exorcism charm.
I thought that the old man would choose to take a charm, but what I didn't expect was that the old man was very interested in ghost nails, and the look in his eyes was like that of an old money fan.
"I don't see it, the kid is still a knowledgeable person."
The old man glued the two ghost nails in his hands, and then stuffed them into his sleeve scrambly, and then said, "It's not that I don't give you this watermelon, it's true, this watermelon can't be eaten!" ”
I've go, I've seen a shameless one like Nobita, I've never seen someone thicker than Nobita's skin, and I've seen one today, why can't you put away my ghost nails?
"Uncle, why can't you eat this watermelon?"
I couldn't stop wondering.
The old man looked left and right, and said in a low voice: "That piece of land is where the dead are buried, and the watermelon doesn't know why it grows, and what grows on the head of the dead man, do you think you can eat it?" ”
Bury the dead?
Li Guanyi's hand shook when he heard this, and the watermelon that he had grabbed in his hand fell to the ground with a 'click', and it bounced twice like a ping-pong ball.
This frightened the old man, and he trotted over with a cigarette, stared at the watermelon and looked at it, and finally breathed a sigh of relief: "Fortunately, fortunately, it's okay, otherwise you just wait for trouble, even if you have Taoism." ”
What this old man said was mysterious, but I didn't find a trace of vision in that melon field, could it be that this old guy bombed me again?
"Uncle, this is wrong for you, don't let us eat melons, you also accepted my ghost nails, this is a bit unauthentic!"
I said with some subtlety.
The old man turned his head and grinned, "Why don't you do this?" I see that you are passing by, and I think I want to find a place to sharpen, I will give you two bowls of noodles, eat and hurry away, this place is not for you to stay. ”
The more he said this, the more interested we became, and what Li Guanyi was about to say, I glanced at him, and then nodded: "Okay, then hurry up, we're really hungry." ”
The old man smiled, turned around, and walked into the shack, and when he reached the door, he stretched out his hand and touched the door of the shack for a long time, and found a small table, which was placed in front of the door, and then took out two small chairs and put them there, and said, "Sit down, I have a small place in this nest, so I won't let you in." ”
As he spoke, the old man turned around and walked in, and closed the door with his hand, and remembered the sound of the door being inserted.
Why are you doing such a mystery?
Li Guanyi stretched out his hand and pulled over a chair, sat there with a loud horn, and then pulled another small chair and said to Artuge: "Daughter-in-law come and sit." ”
His uncle, I just found out that the old man got two chairs, I looked left and right, and reluctantly brought a big stone and sat at the table.
"Hey, Ningwa, do you think this old man is weird?"
As soon as I sat down, Li Guanyi winked at me.
"Blame, don't you blame us for wasting a word with him here?"
I didn't care.
Li Guan's eyes turned from side to side: "You say, will he be drugged in this?" I saw the way he looked at the devil's nails, it wasn't ordinary greed! ”
I shook my head with a wry smile: "I'll know when he comes out."
'Smack'
As soon as I finished speaking, the old man had already opened the wood door and walked out with two large bowls.
The bowl of noodles is filled with oil, and although the bowl looks a little dirty, it still arouses my appetite.
It's a little fragrant!
It's just that there are obviously three of us, why did this old man make two bowls of noodles?
"Eat it, it's fragrant."
The old man rubbed his oily hands.
"Uncle, why did you make two bowls of noodles? We're three of us. ”
As I spoke, I pushed the bowl in front of me in front of Artugeg.
"You gave me two ghost nails, so naturally there are only two bowls of noodles."
The old man said angrily.
His uncle, this side is really expensive enough.
I felt out another piece of ghost nails and said, "Then you can bring us another bowl?" ”
The old man didn't say a word, first put away my ghost nails, and then sneered: "This side, women can't eat it." ”
I frowned, how can I eat noodles and divide men and women?
Women can't eat it, what's the matter with your uncle's taking another piece of Lao Tzu's ghost nail?
Artug frowned and waved his hand, "I don't eat this thing, you two can eat it." ”
So saying, she got up and walked to the horse, took out a piece of dried beef and two pieces of dry bread, walked to the table, and ate it to herself.
Li Guan and I coveted each other, not knowing whether this noodles should be eaten or not, the old man's behavior was too strange, and his temper was as strange as his behavior.
The old man seemed to have discovered the thoughts of the two of us, squatted on the threshold, didn't know when he took out a cigarette pouch and pot, and said with a smack: "Eat, eat, it's dawn at night, eat some noodles, have enough confidence, after eating, I'm going back to the town." ”
I always think that this old man is very weird, and he doesn't match the preface and afterword, so he doesn't feel reliable.
I licked my lips, but I still didn't dare to eat the noodles, but walked up to the old man and squatted down and said, "Uncle, I have good cigarettes here, do you want to taste it?" ”
The old man glanced at me, then stretched out a withered palm.
I opened my satchel and found a box of Chinese in it, which Nobita gave me, I don't smoke much, and I didn't finish it for a long time.
He took one out of his mouth and put it in his mouth, and then handed it to the old man.
The old man took the cigarette and glanced at it, then his eyes widened like a yo-yo, and he knocked the cigarette pouch pot twice directly on the threshold, pinned it to his waist, then lit the cigarette, took a deep breath, and took a puff of the cigarette directly.
After taking this puff, the old man breathed a sigh of relief: "Boy, you have just entered the seventh district?" ”
I nodded, "yes." ”
The old man also nodded: "I'll just say, this kind of cigarette can be brought in by those who have just come in outside, and here, it is good to smoke a dry tobacco." Is there any, come to the root again? ”
As soon as I heard what he said, I immediately became more interested, thought about it, and touched a cigarette and handed it to him.
It's not that I'm stingy, I brought such a pack, the old man said that this cigarette is like a baby, I can't help but keep a back hand, maybe this cigarette is worth more than a charm or something?