Chapter 722: Money to Buy the Road
A few of us ran halfway up the mountain in one breath before we stopped panting. It's a good thing that the disgusting Bala didn't catch up, maybe they have territory division between each other. Li Hao shook the minced meat on the peachwood sword, retched and asked, "What is that, it's really disgusting!" ”
"Your uncle, shake it off." I dodged left and right to avoid the meat foam thrown out by Li Hao, and yelled at Li Hao angrily.
"It's a hundred times more disgusting than "Human Centipede", no, a thousand times." Nian Chu clutched his chest and said a more similar movie.
"Well, it's definitely better than '120 Days of Sodom'." Li Hao, this guy estimates that he has not watched less of this kind of movie.
"It's so disgusting than that, it's almost time to catch up, "The Mermaid in the Sewers"." It seems that these two are competing to see who has seen the movie more disgusting.
"You two shut up the little master." I roared angrily and finally made these two stop competing, but then the little lady said, "Nima has not seen "A Serbian Movie", so don't say the word disgusting!" "Speaking of what movie is the darkest, most disgusting, and most maddening, the little master says second, who dares to say first!
"In this posteriority, I seem to be peeing my pants." The old man on my back whispered in my ear, "Ah~~~" This Nima is the most disgusting thing!
I quickly put down the old man on my back, and then checked my clothes, and found that this uncle was just scared enough, or he had a disease in his prostate, and he didn't really pee, so he sat down on the ground with confidence.
Li Hao and Nian Chu were probably tired of running, so they immediately sat around me, and the three of us stared at each other for a long time, and no one came up with a good idea.
Li Hao kept tapping the ground with a peachwood sword, and it took a long time before he could hold back a sentence, "Why don't you take out the Zhengyang tooth Jia Shu." Nian Chu didn't look at Li Hao, looked at me again, and lowered his head again, it seems that he should have acquiesced.
"What if the positive yang tooth really explodes?" I raised a question that had to be faced.
"Cold salad!" Nian Chu stuck out his tongue at me, giving me an answer that I often answered, and then the three of us fell silent again.
"I wonder if bribing those strange-shaped creatures will make them let us go?" The old man, who had been silent for a long time, spoke for the first time, and this statement was also peculiar.
"Those things aren't ghosts, can bribing them be useful?" Li Hao frowned and asked the old man, "Yes, I don't know if they have brains." Nian Chu also echoed.
"Li Hao, why don't we go over and try it first, and then run back." I really couldn't think of a better way, so I immediately became a dead horse doctor, ready to compare and compare according to the old man's advice.
"Even if you give money to buy the road, you can't give us the silver that we have worked so hard to come from the sun." Li Hao looked at me tangled and said, "Then what?" I scratched my head a little, I didn't know what Li Hao meant by this.
Seeing that Li Hao didn't answer my question, he took out a pile of cyan paper from his waist bag, hesitated for a moment, then took out one from it and said to me, "Try this first." ”
"When did you hide your fanny pack, why don't I know?" I found that there were really a lot of treasures hidden on this product, so I was about to search Li Hao thoroughly while speaking, but I was blocked by this product with his hand, "Don't make trouble, there is no shape all day long, let's do serious things first, okay?" "Medium!" I just like to see Li Hao eat deflated, anyway, there is still a chance to start later, so I will let him go this time.
Li Hao first put the remaining cyan paper back into his bag, then lit the one in his hand and used his other hand to pick up the falling ashes. When witnessing the miracle, it actually happened, and I saw that after the ashes fell to that hand, they all turned into Grandpa Mao, and they were neatly stacked, what kind of principle is this Nima, it's too weird.
When the green paper burned out, a ten-centimeter-thick Grandpa Mao actually appeared in Li Hao's hand. I and the rest of the two ** stared at Grandpa Mao in Li Hao's hand, and they all showed expressions of disbelief.
"Look at it, I haven't seen it before, it's true!" Li Hao muttered disdainfully at us, "No, you didn't go to the bank, you didn't swipe your card, you burned a piece of paper and withdrew money, this Nima is also wonderful, right?" "Others don't dare to speak, but I dare, asked Li Hao at the moment.
"Okay, okay, the commission is one percent, you and I are willing." Li Hao looked quite heartbroken, "I'm the next Olympics, and I charge a fee for withdrawing money from the underworld, which is darker than the yang world." I said honestly, "It's not like we didn't go to the money bank, and we need to pay a handling fee to withdraw money outside without permission." Fortunately, it is not taken in the yang world, otherwise it will be charged half of the handling fee. Li Hao counted the banknotes in his hand one by one like a miser, and explained it to everyone.
"Then you don't need a fee to go to the money bank to get it." "Hmm." Li Hao didn't raise his head, and continued to count the money in place, "Don't count, let's try this trick first." While talking, I dragged Li Hao down the mountain, "You wait for me to finish counting, don't look back and lose a few more." Li Hao struggled and shouted. I turned to Nian Chu and the old man and instructed, "You two are obediently waiting here for us to come back." After seeing the other party nodding, I pulled Li Hao, who was still counting the money, and walked down the mountain.
As soon as I came to the foot of the mountain, I saw that group of things coming towards us again, Li Hao shuddered, and then told me quite seriously: "Lao Jia, I will send money in a while, you tie up your handprint beside me, as long as you find something wrong, you will beat the other party, remember?" "I know, I know, I think it's like an old girl." I found out that Li Hao is not only timid, but also afraid of death, and this kind of thing is specially explained to me by Ya.
As soon as my voice fell, the first strange thing had rushed to the front of the two of us, Li Hao trembled and took out a Grandpa Mao and handed it over, the thing was like beating chicken blood, and several hands and feet on the torso were all stretched towards the Grandpa Mao, when the money was obtained, this strange thing immediately flashed aside, leaving a channel for the two of us to move on.
"I'm a true spirit!" I yelled at Li Hao with some excitement, "Don't make noise, I'll try again." I have to say that Li Hao is still very cautious, and after sending a few more photos of Grandpa Mao's hands in the hands of a few things later, he found that it really worked. After the other party got the money to buy the road, they all got out of the way one by one and let the two of us move on.
"Let's go, let's go back and pick up Nian Chu and the old man." I pulled Li Hao in front of me and prepared to go back.
How do I know that Li Hao's words actually made me hang and beat her to death, "Jia Shu, do you really plan to go back to find those two souls?" ”