Xiaoping rolled her eyes at me and asked, "Brother Liang, aren't you specialized in killing ghosts?" ”

I nodded and said, "Yes, I just make a living by killing ghosts, and killing ghosts is my job." Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info"

Xiaoping pursed her lips and said disdainfully, "Hmph! I don't think you're good at killing ghosts. ”

"I... Why didn't I do that? I asked, puzzled.

Xiaoping complained: "Brother Liang, if you have a high level of ghost slayer, can we be trapped here by ghosts?" You see, this person who is not in the village in front of me and does not go to the store in the back, should I just sit all night? ”

"Xiaoping, it's not that my level of killing ghosts is not high, but that there are too many ghost tricks, so I can't guard against it. You see, although the ghost trapped the two of us, he didn't dare to confront me directly, what does this mean? It means that the ghost still doesn't dare to mess with me. To be honest, if it weren't for me, the ghost would have taken you a long time ago. I explained.

Xiaoping glared at me and said dissatisfiedly: "Anyway, you haven't killed the ghost now, and you haven't let the ghost be afraid of you, I knew you were so incompetent, so I wouldn't call you here." ”

"I'm sorry." I said whimsically.

I know that no amount of talk is useless, the truth is: not only did I not subdue the ghost, but I was trapped by the ghost. Therefore, Xiaoping's complaints and blames are justified.

"Don't just say you're sorry, take some action." Xiaoping twisted her waist.

I thought for a moment and said, "When I get back to the city, I'll treat you to a big meal." ”

"Not unusual." Xiaoping twisted her waist again and said, "I'm losing weight, I can't eat too many good things." ”

I thought about it again and said, "When I get back to the city, I'll buy you a set of fancy clothes." ”

"It's not uncommon, I have so many clothes that I can't finish them." Xiaoping tapped my forehead with her finger and accused me unhappily: "You, just a papaya head, don't know how to please women at all." ”

"Hee-hee... I really don't have a bad head. I said curtly.

Actually, I already knew that Xiaoping wanted me to hug her, kiss her, and have a warm relationship with her. However, I don't want to be too intimate with Xiaoping. Because, I think: Xiaoping is not my "dish".

Compared with Wen Hui, Xiaoping is more than spicy, but not gentle enough.

Xiaoping said angrily: "Brother Liang, you have no interest in this person. Alas! How could I like someone like you, it seems, my head is in water. ”

"Xiaoping, after talking for a long time, why can't I understand it." I continued to play dumb.

Xiaoping glared at me angrily and said, "No matter how much I tell you, it's in vain, so it's better to get affordable." ”

After Xiaoping finished speaking, she lifted her ass and sat in my arms.

"You... You ......" I'm a little panicked, it seems that Xiaoping is making the overlord bow again.

"What are you, I just want you to hug me, and I apologize." Xiao Pingle said happily.

I said helplessly: "Alas, it's not that I don't want to hug you, it's just ......"

"It's just a fart, let me tell you: you have to hug if you don't want to, I can't help you." Pinny wrapped her arms around my neck and rested her head on my shoulder.

I sighed in my mind: Nima, it's really painful to meet such a spicy woman.

"Brother Liang, you hold my waist, otherwise, I will feel helpless, as if I am going to fall." Xiaoping pleaded.

I reluctantly hugged Xiaoping's small waist.

I have to admit that Xiaoping is an extremely coquettish woman, her small waist is only more than a foot at most.

"Brother Liang, do you feel good holding me?" Xiaoping asked faintly.

I hesitated and replied, "Hmm... Good ......"

"Brother Liang, are you a cold-blooded animal?" Xiaoping raised her head to look at me and said dissatisfied.

"I... What's wrong with me? "I was confused, I didn't know why Xiaoping was mad again.

Xiaoping raised her hand and twisted it vigorously on my arm, and said indignantly: "I have seen in books, movies, and TV that when a man hugs his beloved woman, he will feel extremely happy. It is common to say: I love you to death; I'm so happy or something. You, on the other hand, only said two words lightly: well, good. I'm so angry with my mother. ”

Xiaoping twisted it, and the pain made me frown.

"Xiaoping, I... I'm not good at expressing emotions, and you don't know it. I argued.

Xiaoping sighed and said, "Forget it, maybe, you are a cold-hearted person, count me unlucky, I can't hear sweet words." ”

I let out a big yawn.

Xiaoping twisted my arm again, and said angrily: "Look at you, you still want to sleep when you hold me, and you're not excited at all." I ask you: Do you feel like you're holding me like you're holding a pillow? ”

"Xiaoping, you are a big living person, how can you compare it to a pillow." I say.

Xiaoping jumped off my lap in annoyance, and she said angrily, "I don't want you to hug me." ”

"It's... What's going on here? "I think Xiaoping, this woman is too elusive, and when she says she is crazy, she will be crazy.

"Brother Liang, you said that I am a big living person, it hurts my self-esteem too much." Xiaoping said angrily.

I was puzzled and asked, "You are obviously a big living person, what did I say wrong?" ”

"I'm a big beauty!" Pinkie roared.

I finally understood that Xiaoping was complaining that I didn't treat her as a big beauty, but just as a living person.

"I'm not going to tell you, besides, I'm going to die here tonight." Xiaoping lay down on the big rock and began to sleep.

I also lazily leaned against the big rock.

Anyway, Xiaoping doesn't make out with me anymore, and this is a victory.

Now, Xiaoping thinks I'm uninteresting and emotionless, which is a good thing. Perhaps, she will slowly lose interest in me and fall in love with another man.

I fell asleep in a daze.

Suddenly, I was woken up by the sound of a motor. When I opened my eyes, it was still dark and there was a thick fog all around.

The sound of the motor was getting closer, and I knew: the black delivery truck had brought back the garlic nose.

Suddenly, the sound of the motor disappeared not far from me.

Could it be that the delivery car is parked nearby?

I glanced at Xiaoping, who was sleeping on a big rock, and saw that she was sleeping soundly.

I tried to keep my eyes open and watched around warily.

Suddenly, there was a "clang" sound not far from me, as if it was the sound of the delivery car opening the door.

I put my right hand in my pants pocket, took out a "small bomb", and squeezed it tightly in my hand.

The fog in front of me thinned out, and in the mist, a beautiful girl came up to me.

I nervously asked, "You... Who are you? ”

The girl stopped and replied with a smile, "I'm Ajuan." ”

"You're the beauty that Garlic Nose said you said, right?" I asked coldly.

I know: this girl is a female ghost.

"Yes." Ajuan nodded with a smile.