"Of course I stayed, in fact, my father, that is, the messenger of the pure altar and my mother have feelings, but my grandfather is not happy, my mother, that is, Miss Gao, is pretending to cater to it, in fact, I have been secretly like that with my father, my father followed Tang Seng, that is, after my grandfather left, my mother secretly gave birth to me, because I was too young, I was not discovered until I was born. Pen ~ Fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info" Xiao Bu said and paused.

At this moment, Zeng Biao's energy has almost recovered, and he takes a closer look at the little point in front of him, which looks no different from Zhu Bajie, and it is simply a copy of the original Zhu Bajie's pocket type. I couldn't help but laugh.

Xiao Budian seemed to see through his thoughts, and stopped unhappily: "Don't laugh, what's so funny." Laugh again, you're welcome. ”

Zeng Biao, who finally couldn't hold back his laughter, defended himself: "I'm not making fun of you, I'm saying that you and your father are really the same, really." ”

Xiao Budian was obviously happy that his identity was recognized, so he didn't pursue it, stood up, and shook his spirit, "Believe what I said?" ”

As soon as his spirit was strong, his appetite was greatly boosted, Zeng Biao supported his upper body, sat on the ground and started eating, and said while eating: "Believe, absolutely believe." ”

Seeing him start eating, Xiao Budian got up in a hurry, and jumped over in three steps and two steps, "You leave me some." "Grab a crab and swallow it.

Zeng Biao grabbed his hand with chopsticks in his hand and was about to grab the whole piece of pig arch mouth, "You can't eat like this, you must have a eating appearance, be civilized, chew slowly." ”

Xiao Budian opened his chopsticks, "Hehehehe That being said, it has changed a lot, and a half-pound pig arched its mouth into three bites and ate it, and then licked its fingers, "Civilized enough, right?" ”

This is still called civilization, Zeng Biao fainted to death, thinking that he could do such a great progress, he shook his head helplessly, "In this way, you should be very old, not dead, full old goblin." ”

"Therefore, it is already very cheap for you to call you Xiaoye, and it is counted as the same generation as your ancestors. As for the demon, it's not right or wrong. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"This has to start from the time I was born, as soon as I fell out of my mother's womb, I was considered a monster, a hoodoo. The whole village was shouting and killing. Despite my mother's best efforts to hide me, I still couldn't escape my grandfather's gang. Thanks to inheriting all the advantages of his father, not only were they not killed, but they were beaten to the ground. ”

"Wait, you said that you inherited all the advantages of your father, how can you say this, including his thirty-six changes?"

"Of course, it's just that the strength is slightly weaker than him, and the Dao method is also inferior."

"Oh, speaking of which, it's reasonable to be able to live to this day, and when it comes to this, I have to teach you a few words, such a good talent, you should be a good person, why are you mixed with demons and monsters? It's really worth fighting. ”

"Well, that's a long way to say, I really think I don't want to learn well? It's a big mistake, in fact, I also imagined that my father was like that and practiced hard and entered the immortal class. But my grandfather's gang didn't allow it, they didn't kill me, and they swore not to give up. The only way to solve it once and for all is to go on a killing spree. ”

Zeng Biao was startled, and a small piece of lobster slipped into the esophagus, choking on his face and thick neck, and he couldn't breathe for a while. Xiao Budian also stopped the topic and patted his back for him. The first thing he said was: "You killed them all, you murderer, how can you do such a thing that is unconscionable?" ”

"I knew that if you were going to say this, if it was like that, it wouldn't have fallen to the point where it is today, just because I didn't want to hurt them, and I didn't want to fall into their hands, I finally decided to die."

"This is the wisest choice, why didn't you die?"

"It seems that you, like them, really don't like me living in this world," Xiao Bu's tears flowed down like rain, and he cried, "Why is God so unfair to me?" When I was very sad, I didn't forget to eat my food, and grabbed a pigtail and put it in my mouth.

Zeng Biao could only comfort the remnants of the mountain perfunctorily: "If you don't cry, don't cry, it's just that I said the wrong thing." ”

Xiao Budian stopped crying, "Actually, I really wanted to die, and then I jumped off the cliff and jumped off the cliff more than 1,000 meters high." ”

"I don't believe it, it's so high, you have to fall into flesh, it's impossible not to die."

"I think the same way, in fact, it's not dead, it's just a fainting, a tragic thing, was hit by the black and white impermanence of patrolling the mountain, they just drank a lot of wine, drunk, saw that they fell from such a high place, no matter who fell, they decided to die. It's really brainless, the son of the messenger of the pure altar has such a good death? ”

"You mean you're not dead?"

"They all said that they were just stunned, and these two life-urging ghosts indiscriminately put a rope around my neck and pulled me to see the judge. The judge still remembers the incident of Sun Dasheng's havoc in the Heavenly Palace, and took out the life and death book to check, grandma's, I am actually the son of the messenger of the Pure Altar. ”

"You mean that the underworld also practices favoritism?"

"Yes, not entirely. The main reason is that I am worried that my life will be hooked, and I am afraid that my uncle will make trouble in the underworld, and they will not be able to bear it. ”

"This shouldn't be, this judge is really brainless, when is Sun Wukong making trouble in the underworld, and at this time, he is already a battle Buddha, so he shouldn't be fooling around."

"Who said no, but the judge didn't think so, he was afraid that he wouldn't be able to get out of it, so he took me to the palace of Hades. The kings of Hades were also worried about the uncle's troubles in the underworld, and they put me back in the yang world. But since I have already gone to the palace of Hades, I can't make a mark, and I can't say anything, so I will be exiled to this mass grave. ”

"You've been here all these years?"

"What's the way? Cover me with a sigil, and I can't walk if I want to. But it's different now. ”

"What do you mean by that?"

"Thanks to you, the bag of urine you just spilled on the sigil just now, and I have to be liberated." Xiao Budian grabbed a crab and raised it, "This is also the second time to enjoy fireworks in the world for so many years." It felt particularly delicious. It's decided, I'm up to you from now on. ”

"Don't don't, you can eat so much, and I'm a poor bastard, I have no last meal, follow me, both of them have to be hungry, otherwise, I will introduce you to a few people, they are all well-known rich second generations, these dishes are prepared by them today, they know that they can't eat, or super overprepared so much, they don't care about money, follow them to have you to eat."

"Look at your virtue, it seems that you are really a burden, let me tell you, as long as you take me, you will inevitably eat and drink spicy food. I am grateful to repay you, you saved me, I must repay you, so that your life will never be worry-free. ”

Zeng Biao exclaimed excitedly: "Really? ”

"A must."

"By the way, what's your name?"

Xiao Budian scratched his scalp, a little embarrassed, "This is really not there, why don't you take one?" Let me give you a hint, after going to the Hades Palace, although he did not die, he can be regarded as entering the ranks of ghosts. To add, ghosts are also good and bad, I am the good type, follow you, will only do good things, never do bad things. ”

Zeng Biao thought for a while, "You bring me a lot of happiness, combined with your actual situation, how about calling it a happy ghost?" ”

"Cheng, that's what it's called."