Yan Kangcheng was rubbing his buttocks there, and suddenly saw the frog jumping in front of him, staring at him with two eyes, "Go, you're going to laugh at me too?" ”

He picked up a stone and skimmed it, "Quack," the frog laughed, and suddenly sprang away. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

The sky is like a dome, covering the four wildernesses.

Yan Kangcheng was lying on the ground, looking at the starry sky, the night in the Tang Dynasty was so beautiful, and the moon was so round, why was the land under him so warm?

He grabbed a handful of black soil, put it under his nose and smelled it, it was so fragrant, oh my God, the soil of the Tang Dynasty was so perverted? He sat up suddenly, this is simply the smell of meat floss, he stared at it and smelled it, he really couldn't help it, let's take a bite.

Wow!

Can you stop being so perverted? Do you dare to take another bite?

Let's take another bite.

It's so cool, I've never eaten such a good thing in my life, and I'll eat this when I'm hungry in the future! This is all over the mountains, and the territory of the Tang Dynasty is big enough, enough for me to eat, right? There is no need to brush the pot and wash the dishes, and there is no oil smoke at all.

What is it called? Don't eat the fireworks of the world!

He grabbed a handful of grass and put it to his mouth, what grass? Arabesque, so tempting, real green food, I used to be at home when I didn't like to eat vegetables, all of them are pesticides, if it is so verdant, fragrant and charming, even grass I love to eat.

He sniffed hard, the smell was still comfortable, eat it, I have meat floss is enough, no, it should be called chocolate, dark chocolate, he grabbed a handful of chocolate and put it in his mouth, chewed it and swallowed it slowly.

He lay down and dreamed again, what is happiness? Being able to sleep on chocolate is happiness! He rubbed his stomach and burped hard, no longer having to gnaw on books, no need to take the college exam, get a job, earn money,

He fell asleep.

I don't know how long I slept this night, and when he opened his eyes, the sun had already shone through his buttocks, and he was lying there lazily, and he couldn't help but want to laugh.

He had forgotten how long it had been since he had laughed, how long he hadn't had a dream, how long it had been since he had spoken to someone else, even talking to himself, he didn't know if he had autism, and since his mother stopped nagging him to get up, he was completely like a lonely ghost, wandering alone on the way to school and home.

Hey? Could it be tears?

Why didn't you learn to cry happily when you had never laughed, but at this moment you shed tears for no reason?

I have never felt that people who can't laugh are pitiful, but now I know how sad people who have never cried are, and there is so much warmth and happiness dripping from these crystal tears.

But where do I get my happiness? Now he is still alone, lying on this lonely land, just because he returned to the Tang Dynasty?

In my previous life, I was bound with countless chains, and here I can regain my freedom?

I'm a zombie!

He suddenly came to his senses and sat up suddenly!

He bared his teeth, grinned, zombie? Haha, no wonder I wake up laughing when I dream of it, I won such a big lottery, it's a blessing not to go crazy.

He grabbed a handful of dirt and put it in his mouth, it was definitely not a dream, and I would never dream of eating it.

If you dig a pit here and bury yourself, it will be very comfortable, he looked at himself, this clothes seem to be a little dirty, at least he has to change his clothes and dig the pit again. I have suffered so many sins for Yan Li, it should always be okay to get some clothes to wear.

Is he really exactly like himself? Did he kill that Jiang Wei?

Thinking so, he wandered into the village, and the villagers screamed when they saw him, and one by one they hid far away.

I'm bloody, no wonder they're scared, I should smile a little, yes, smile.

He bared his black teeth, and the villagers ran farther away.

On the endless road, he met a blind old lady at the intersection, and he hurriedly asked, "Auntie, do you know Yan Li's family?" ”

"Yan Li? It's in Yanjia Village. ”

"Yanjia Village? Where is Yanjia Village? ”

"There!" The old lady pointed with her left hand, and Yan Kangcheng saw that it was the direction of the grove.

"Where?"

"There!" The old lady turned around, raised her right hand, and Yan Kangcheng looked at it, where is this? Whose thatched house does it look like?

"Come on, auntie, you can rest, I still don't ask." Yan Kangcheng grinned.

"Eldest grandson, take this foreigner to Yanjia Village, go and come back quickly, do you listen?"

The old lady beckoned to the house, and soon a seven or eight-year-old child ran out of the house, looking at Yan Kangcheng with a smile, "You killed the pig?" ”

"Kill pigs?"

"Isn't it pig's blood on you?"

"Oh, yes, pig's blood."

The child ran and finally led Yan Kangcheng to Yanjia Village.

Yan Li's house is not difficult to find, red bricks and green tiles, high-walled compound, it is a big family, Yan Kangcheng stood at the door, looked left and right, and suddenly saw a girl flash out.

Yan Kangcheng carefully measured, although she was not as captivating as Shanzhu, and her dress was ordinary, but she was beautiful and delicate, delicate and moving, like a flower bone that had just been spitted, swaying.

She came out with a basin, as if she was going to wash clothes, and was startled when she saw Yan Kangcheng, "Who are you, who are you looking for?" ”

"Yan Li." Yan Kangcheng stood there and thought about it, it was difficult to distinguish who was and who he was looking for for a while.

The girl boldly looked forward, "Brother? How did you do that? ”

“？”

The girl was Yan Li's sister Yan Leran, she couldn't help but say, and immediately pulled Yan Kangcheng into the courtyard and quietly came to Yan Li's room, "You scared me to death, I heard the official say that you had a lawsuit, and you didn't come back last night, I'm worried about killing me, what's wrong with you?" ”

"It's hard to say, what about Yan Li?" Yan Kangcheng said casually.

"Yan Li?" Yan Le Nana looked at Yan Kangcheng, "What did you say?" Aren't you Yan Li? Oh my God, what are you stimulated by, look at you, people are not like people, ghosts are not like ghosts, and your hair is so short, you don't even know yourself? ”

Yan Leran suddenly burst into tears.

"Okay, don't cry," Yan Kangcheng looked at the room, thinking about Yan Li, maybe he would be back in a while.

"You said you would come back in the evening, and you said that you would discuss the matter of your little sister with Xiao Gongzi, what happened?" Yan Leran cried and cried.

"Xiao Gongzi, which Xiao Gongzi?" Yan Kangcheng asked casually.

"Xiao Yuchen!" Yan Leran wiped her tears and looked at Yan Kangcheng, "Don't say it yet, I'll boil some hot water, and my brother will bathe and change clothes first, you look too scary." ”

After a while, Yan Leran led Yan Kangcheng to the bathing room, which was very simple, only a large round wooden barrel, which was full of bath water, and a few petals on it, and a few clean clothes were placed on the side of the wooden barrel.

"Where's the maid?" Yan Kangcheng looked at the weeping Yan Leran, "Don't I have a maid?" ”

"What do you say? We haven't used a maid for a long time. Yan Leran frowned, "I serve my brother." ”

"You are also serving in the bath?" Yan Kangcheng glared at Yan Leran.

"you, you want to be beautiful!" Yan Leran was so angry that she turned around and exited the door.

Yan Kangcheng washed for a long time, changed into underwear and robes, and returned to the house refreshed, Yan Leran was happy and gave him a petal of orange, Yan Kangcheng picked it up and put it in his mouth, "What does this smell like?" He remembered the black soil again, "It's not as good as that." ”

Yan Leran looked at Yan Kangcheng and pouted: "What kind of torture did my brother suffer, how did he speak upside down?" People are not the same as they used to be. ”

"People are a little different from before, I can't tell you for a while, and can you stop calling me brother?"

"What do you call your brother if you don't call you?" Yan Leran looked at Yan Kangcheng in wonder.

"You can call me by name."

"Name? Why is your name called? ”

"My mom called me by name."

"Who's your mother?"

"My mom is my mom, who else can my mom be?"

"Why is my brother talking so strangely?"

"I told don't call me brother!"

"Why?"

"Brother-in-law, are you back?"

"Brother-in-law?"