Chapter 754: Aries Constellation
"What's the matter?" King Equality Yama looked at me puzzled and walked towards him, and when I came to the table, I took out a soul spirit from my jacket pocket and placed it on King Equality Yama's desk.
"I don't know if it's too late, if it's too late, this soul rejuvenation essence will be handed over to Li Hao by your own hands, so that he can return his soul to the Yang Realm." I stared at the soul rejuvenating essence on the table, and said a little lonely.
"Let's pick it up, it's better if you have time, it's better for you to hand over this thing to your friend." King Equality Yama handed back the soul regeneration element, and then said, "When are you going to cut off this soul rope?" ”
"Huh?" I looked up at the other person in surprise. "Otherwise, I'll cut it out for you by myself, and then this soul rope will be placed here for me, and when you come back, I'll pick it up for you." I was wondering whether I should let the king of Equality Yama do it himself, and I found that there was an extra golden rope in the hands of the people, and I looked back at my heels, hey, why did you say that this old brother started so quickly, I didn't agree here, and they cut it off.
Seeing that I was in a daze, King Yama said with a smile: "Hurry up and go to the judge's hall in the back, don't spend it here with me, wait for you to come back." ”
Well, it didn't drop much, and the people ordered the eviction, and the soul rope was also cut off for others, so I can't go back this time. Chong Ping nodded to King Yama, then picked up the old man, followed the remaining four ghost pawns to take Nian Chu, let's leave the hall of the Yama Palace, and walk towards the office behind.
Along the way, these four ghost pawns were not idle. "Big brother, you're really awesome." "Yes, where can I have face, or I will be able to mix with you in the future." "Hey, Brother Jia, you remember to talk to Lord Yama when you came back, and I was given a captain." "If you want to be a guard, you have to go directly to the capital city as a guard, a broken captain is worth mentioning." … Anyway, it's like that, and the nagging is endless, and my head is big when I hear it, little master.
First came to the back medical institution according to the instructions of the equal Yama King, don't you say, the medical skills of others are really not ordinary, so I wiped the old man's body with a rag dipped in the potion, the old man's lame arm and leg were broken, plus a body of scars, all of them are fine, it's like magic, you say how strange this thing must be.
I stood aside and persuaded the old man not to go to hell with me, I was going to work, not traveling, I was such an old person, how good it would be to be reincarnated early, why should I suffer from that sin. But this uncle is really stubborn enough, saying that the rest is okay, just this matter, there is absolutely no need to discuss, you say that you are angry or not, it is estimated that this product is definitely Aries.
The reason why I say Aries is because when I was in college, there was such a little joke in school:
At the graduation banquet, two big men sat together, drinking beer bottle after bottle, and after the thin man killed a bottle of zuihou in the beer box, he said with red eyes: "You shouldn't have said that four years ago." ”
The fat man opened his eyes and carefully recalled the original incident: four years ago, the thin man was watching "Dark War" in the bedroom, and the fat man came in to take a look, and then shook his head very exaggeratedly.
"Why, you've also seen this movie, isn't the crash awesome?" The thin man looked good alone, and took the opportunity of the fat man to come over, planning to have a good chat with the other party.
"The biggest feature of director To Qifeng is the scheduling of actors and the grasp of the plot, I suggest you go and watch "Gunfire", that is the masterpiece." The fat man was very arrogant and flashed when he dropped a sentence, so the thin man watched all of To Qifeng's movies in a very short period of time for the sake of face and self-esteem, and then waited for the fat man to come over again, so he could talk to the other party seriously.
can be regarded as a fat man again, as soon as the thin man opened his mouth, there was a large list of movie names of Galaxy Images, and at the end he added: "If you want to talk about Hong Kong movies, you have to take the lead now." ”
As a result, as soon as the fat man opened his mouth and threw out an Ang Lee, he instantly killed the thin man, "Remember, Hong Kong movies have long passed the golden age, and now when you watch movies, it's either Japan and South Korea, or Hollywood, boy, you're still young." After coldly dropping another sentence, the fat man flashed again.
As a result, within a year, the thin man watched Japanese and Korean movies and Hollywood blockbusters thoroughly, and waited for the fat man to come over and be ashamed.
In this way, the two pinched as soon as they met, and they talked about movies, from the public to the niche, from literary films to horror films, from the history of Asian films to the development of European and American films.
The fat man listened to the thin man, did not speak, looked at each other directly, the thin man was stared at by the fat man a little tangled, so he slammed the wine bottle on the table, and said fiercely: "If I were not an Aries, I wouldn't have competed with you in movies in four years of college, not only have I never had a girlfriend, but I haven't even been to the major tourist attractions in Beijing, you know?" ”
After listening to this, the fat man didn't say a word, he got up and left slowly, until the next day, a message appeared on the thin man's mobile phone, which contained only six words: I am also an Aries!
The old man is so stubborn, I feel that the whole is a typical Aries, as long as I recognize the right thing, I just say that if I break the sky, people will not agree. In desperation, I had to focus my extra energy on Nian Chu's body.
But the problem is that Nian Chu doesn't know what medicine he took wrong, and going to hell should be a very scary thing, but now because of my joining, Nian Chu began to say that I was stupid and persuaded me to give up, you tell me what's wrong today, it's too unreasonable.
When I came out of the infirmary, I found that two acquaintances who had been secretly following us all the way suddenly appeared in front of me: black and white impermanence.
"Hehe, what's the matter, I'm really going to go to the eighteenth layer of hell." "Look, I'll just say they have to go to hell, and you lost this time." "When did I make this bet with you, you can't be crazy about winning." "Why haven't you made a bet, it's obvious that you said it." "Just because I said it doesn't mean I'm going to bet with you, if you say it again, I won't take you to dinner at night." "If you don't eat, you won't eat, and I won't miss your family a meal." …
to be continued