"Old man, why do you want to take one of Cui Yuying's hair?" Out of the school gate of Jiangxi University of Science and Technology, Zhang Hao asked the grasshopper old man this question that had plagued him all the way in his mind. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

"The woman's body is already yin, easy to summon ghosts to possess, and this girl is now coming to menstruation, and the lack of blood and qi in the body is a good time for those ghosts to trouble her, I asked you to ask her for a hair is to prepare for her, protect her these days, boy, the practice is very laborious, if the old man didn't see this woman is your favor, I wouldn't have come to the rescue! Now go and prepare yellow paper, cinnabar, a brush, a rooster, and a soft-shelled turtle for the evening. The old man's voice said lazily in Zhang Hao's mind. Perhaps because of the daytime, the old man's voice seemed a little weak and listless.

"Old man, don't mess with the mandarin duck score, I'm a college student, where can I see me! If Cui Can hears this, he won't have to peel off my skin! Zhang Hao hurriedly said.

"What happened to college students? Aren't you all advocating for equality now? As a person who has come over, I want to enlighten you a few words, everyone should be equal in the face of love, there should be no difference between rich and poor, status, nationality, distance, as long as the two really love each other, these are not things, now men and men can really love each other and get married, not to mention you, whether you like this girl named Cui Yuying or not, only you know, but I can tell you, if you like it, you can rest assured to chase boldly, and if you catch it, you will be good to others for a lifetime, and if you can't catch it, as long as you try your best, you have no shame, Don't like it in your heart but don't dare to show it for some reason, and then regret it when you're old, I tell you that kind of life is the most failure. As a responsible old man, if you like a girl, as long as you are not married and have no object, you should be generous and brave to say it, and then talk about it whether it is successful or not! As long as you chase it, there is a half chance that it will succeed, and if you don't say it, there will be no chance of bullshit success. The old man said.

"But I ....."

"Don't be, a big man is worse than a girl, I hate this kind of person the most! Do you want to say that your family is not good or rich? I'm afraid that even if I catch up, I can't give people a good life and wronged others? You're not going to work hard to make your life better! If you are afraid of wronging others, then don't let people be wronged, if your family is not good, then try to make your family situation better, as long as you have a strong heart, everything can change, don't tell me that the highest state of love is to let go, is to entrust your beloved girl to the hands of other men, this fucking is all heresy, all idle nonsense, all stinky bullshit, how can there be such a truth in the world? The most correct way to like a person is to chase after yourself and give her happiness, rather than handing it over to others and hoping that others will give her happiness," Seeing that Zhang Hao was still hesitant, the old man interrupted him without waiting for Zhang Hao to say anything, and his tone was stern, and he looked like he hated iron but not steel.

"Old man, I didn't mean that, I'm worried about one of my five evils and three shortcomings, and I don't know what I'm going to do in my life! If I don't live long, or because of the heavenly opportunity that I can peep, I will anger my family, then I won't be a trap! Besides, love is about fate, there must always be a step of gradual development, I have only met her twice, although I have a feeling of heartbeat, but I am not sure whether I like her person or just like her beauty, these are to take your time, not in a hurry. Okay, I know you're for my good, but now our top priority is to help her, otherwise, in the end, she is weak but is hooked by the ghost, even if the master likes him again, it's useless! You tell me where to buy cinnabar and yellow paper? I can find the rest. Zhang Hao said with a grin. It's just that the passers-by next to him were startled when they watched this guy walk and suddenly smirked, and thought that Zhang Hao was crazy!

"Cinnabar has to go to pharmacies, pharmacies that sell traditional Chinese medicine are all sold, and yellow paper is generally sold in places where incense candles are sold. Okay, you can figure out your own affairs, I don't care, I'm going to show my might tonight, this is a manual job, it's not okay to rest well, from now on, if it's okay, don't bother me anymore, I need to have a good rest. Also, after buying the rooster and soft-shelled turtle, they will be killed and stewed, and the blood of the chicken and soft-shelled turtle will be kept. Do this at night, and you can call me again. The old man stopped moving.

Zhang Hao returned to the rented dormitory after completing all the things that should be bought according to the old man's instructions, because of the waist stewed chicken and soft-shelled turtle, Zhang Hao bought a series of kitchen utensils such as pots and pans by the way, which cost Zhang Hao more than a thousand oceans, watching his wallet become more and more shriveled, Zhang Hao's heart ached.

After returning home, Zhang Hao was dumbfounded in the face of a big rooster and a soft-shelled turtle, because this guy had never killed fish and chickens at all, and shouted a few times in his mind that the old man came out to help and did not react, Zhang Hao muttered a sentence that it is better to ask for others than to ask for himself, and then began to look for videos of killing chickens and killing soft-shelled turtles on the Internet, and then began to follow the same example of the gourd scoop, about forty minutes later, the soft-shelled turtle has been slaughtered, and the rooster has already opened a hole in the neck by Zhang Hao is bleeding in his hand, after taking a look at his results, Zhang Hao said to himself a little proudly: "I said a long time ago that I am a genius, this trivial matter of killing chickens and fish is just a matter of catching me with my hands!" Just look at it......"

As the saying goes, "Don't pretend to be forced by lightning, pretend to be forced by lightning." "No, Zhang Hao, who was just a little proud in his heart, was retributed, I don't know if it was because of his pride that he grabbed the rooster a little lighter, or the rooster that had always been very docile began to struggle before dying, I saw that the rooster suddenly broke free from Zhang Hao's hand, and then began to shake his head and flutter his wings and began to jump up and down in Zhang Hao's room, but for a moment Zhang Hao's room was like a pot exploded, It felt like a child who didn't understand music, indiscriminately directing a band, and the chaotic mess seemed to be so lively.

Ten minutes later, the big rooster finally squeezed out the last bit of strength it had before it was alive and stopped tossing, and the lively cottage gradually quieted down, at this time the scene in the house changed, pots and pans were scattered all over the ground, making the already small hut look even more incapacitated, the ceiling of the whole house, the walls, the doors and windows, and the bed quilt were full of chicken blood sprinkled with bits and pieces, and Zhang Hao was sitting in the corner of the hut with a tired face, Staring blankly at the big rooster lying motionless on the ground with his head hanging down in another corner of the room, Zhang Hao's face and body were also full of chicken blood at this time, and he really realized what a chicken flying dog jumped on, he no longer had the spirit of being exuberant just now, and looked like a defeated rooster.