Chapter 35: The Savage Zhao Duofu
Shen Hong has a headache!
It's not because of the overindulgence last night, and the headache that N Jiro didn't rest all night, but because he was woken up early in the morning when he needed to make up for sleep, and the other party had a headache that he couldn't help but receive. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
As the son of a successful businessman, even Shen Hong, who is known for his romantic manners, has to go out in good clothes to entertain distinguished guests when he needs business entertainment.
Business! After all, it didn't fall from the sky, and even if there were, you have to bend down to get it, right? In view of this, Shen Hong had no choice but to reluctantly get up from the gentle township.
The concubines of the Song Dynasty were not as strict and inviolable as they were in the Tang Dynasty, but the concubines were concubines and still belonged to the lowest level of society. Therefore, although they are already Shen Hong's pillow people, the two sisters Liu Yulian and Liu Yuqing still dare not slack off, endure the pain of breaking the melon, and lightly wear cicada yarn to wash and dress Shen Hong.
Liu Yulian's face was red and her ears were red, and she endured Shen Hong's hairy hands and feet on her body, and while wearing a black-edged Yan Shan for him, she said softly: "Ah Lang has short hair and can't wear a hat, and it will be inconvenient to go to court in the future, why not use a wig?" ”
"What is a wig? Could it be a wig? Ancient times...... Uh, there's a wig at this time? Shen Hong was surprised.
"Of course!" Liu Yulian smiled, "In the Spring and Autumn Period, wigs became popular all over the world, Ah Lang doesn't know?" ”
"I really don't know!" In small details, Shen Hong never hesitates to admit his ignorance, especially in front of women, sometimes he can often win the trust and favor of women, which is one of the skills that Shen Hong has left over the years of pickling girls. In his opinion, although Liu Yulian's two siblings are just concubines with no status, he will not follow the customs of the villagers - he still regards them as beautiful bed mates.
What's more, these bed companions are not like the later generations, and they may also have a lot of spare tires, they are all their own property! This feeling...... What a terrible feudal era!
Liu Yuqing said coquettishly in Shen Hong's ear: "Don't say anything else, Ah Lang must have read all the pictures of the Spring Palace in the world, otherwise he would have ...... last night How can it be so nasty...... Lots of tricks! ”
Shen Hong turned around and hooked Liu Yuqing's round chin, and said with an evil smile: "You don't like it!" ”
Liu Yuqing's eyes were like silk, and she glanced at Shen Hong, and said, "The slave likes it!" The slave also wants to ask Ah Lang to teach others how to taste Xiaoli! ”
Compared with her relatively conservative sister, Liu Yuqing is simply a goblin who eats people and doesn't spit out bones, but I like it!
"Wait until I'll get back!"
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The visitors are very big, and they don't know what it is to disturb people's dreams, she is the most favored twenty daughters of Zhao Ji, Zhao Duofu, nicknamed Huanhuan, and her biological mother is Zhao Ji's most favored princess.
This time Zhao Duofu did not come alone, in addition to the beautiful palace maids who waited with him, there were also a number of palace guards, and what attracted all Shen Hong's attention was of course not the little girl who carved jade, but the box with a rather unique shape she brought - Shen Hong was sure that this wooden box was also a precious antique and could be taken back for auction.
Zhao Duofu, who was accustomed to being arrogant, waved his hand, and a waiter stepped forward to open the box, and in an instant, the golden light flashed, and inside was an ingot hourglass-shaped gold bar. Zhao Duofu leaned up on his slender neck and said proudly: "I know that you Shen Daoyuan don't want copper coins, so this time you brought the gold you love!" ”
Trench! Although it was not high-purity red gold, Shen Hong still asked with a smile, "Emperor Roufu, what do you want?" ”
Zhao Duofu raised his hand, and the maid on the side handed her a transparent glass bottle containing a pink liquid, Zhao Duofu picked it up and said, "Perfume!" Your perfume is much better than rouge, I want many, many of these perfumes, the variety is rich, I want to change it every day! Here are two thousand taels of gold, which is my deposit! ”
The perfume in Zhao Duofu's hand is Shen Hong's purchase from Alibaba, and the reason why he buys from Alibaba instead of Taobao Tmall is because some of Alibaba's goods can be OEM, and the packaging box can be specified with wordless wrapping paper, and the best thing is that there is no brand inscription or explanatory text on the glass bottle, which will not make people doubt his origin.
Shen Hong still has a long run, and when there are more perfume stores in the future, you can customize some high-end perfumes from abroad, focusing on the emperor's relatives and Zaifu, who are not bad for money, and the original cheap goods of Alibaba can sink the brand, focusing on the low-end market - I think it is also very popular with the women and prostitutes of the Northern Song Dynasty!
At the same time, there are also men's types of perfumes, and the sullen men who love to arrange flowers on their heads in the Northern Song Dynasty are quite optimistic about the market.
Hearing Zhao Duofu's request, Shen Hong nodded hurriedly: "No problem, is there anything else?" ”
Zhao Duofu was full of arrogance: "In the future, as long as the things you bring are useful to me, you will keep a copy of them!" ”
"Wrap it up on me!" You're rich, you're the boss!
At the last request, Zhao Duofu twisted it, and asked Shen Hong with his big eyes: "That...... Can you take me to your hometown? ”
"Huh? No! Shen Hong suddenly shook his head like a rattle, "Absolutely not!" ”
Zhao Duofu puffed out his cheeks and said angrily: "Why not? You will be a captain in the future, and according to folk customs, you are still my brother-in-law! ”
Word spread so fast? Shen Hong scratched his forehead, and then he had an idea, and said righteously: "First, I'm not a colt yet, those are just gossip and can't be true!" Second, if people know that I took you back to my hometown without permission, it will inevitably affect the reputation of the emperor; Third, Your Majesty will definitely not agree to you going with me! ”
Zhao Duofu crossed his waist with one hand, pointed at Shen Hong with a jade finger and said angrily: "You take me secretly, can't you secretly bring me back?" Who knows? ”
Shen Hong glanced left and right, and the little maids in the hall, the palace maids, chamberlains, and guards brought by the other party were all pursed and smiling. Shen Hong wondered, how many people here are so naked and ignored by you?
Spoiled by Zhao Ji, Zhao Duofu, the delicate emperor who has always been responsive, suddenly quit, she stomped her feet and said loudly: "I don't care, I must go!" ”
Shen Hong only felt that his brain was hurting, as if he had been caught by the door panel, so he had to use the procrastination trick: "That's it!" If one day I can really be Emperor Maude, I will take her back to my hometown, and if Your Majesty agrees, you can go with me!" ”
"Really?" Zhao Duofu's beautiful eyes were like electric lights, and they lit up completely.
Zhao Ji shouldn't agree, right? However, with Zhao Ji's absurd and mediocre character, Shen Hong was really a little uncertain, but the words had already been spoken, so he had to bite the bullet and say: "Yes...... Right? ”
Emperor Zhao Duofu of Roufu was like a general who had won a battle, triumphant, and was about to go home, when he suddenly remembered something, came to Shen Hong with a curious face, and leaned in and said: "Since brother-in-law, you have the ability to teleport thousands of miles, does that mean that you can travel back and forth between the north and south of the Great Song Dynasty for an instant?" ”
"Huh?" Shen Hong was stunned for a moment, then slapped his thigh and said in surprise, "Yes?" How did I not think of that? ”
Since he can travel back and forth between the Song Dynasty and the modern era through space-time landmarks, why can't he use different landmarks in the same time and space to transfer? It's a good try! If it is in modern times, then he doesn't have the ability of the Hollywood movie "Time and Space Hacker"? [Note: The title of the book is "Time and Space Hacker", but the starting point is not allowed, search for it, no one occupies it!] I don't know why! Is it related to the Chinese copyright of "Time and Space Hacker"? Speaking of planes, this book only has the past, present and future, only history and science fiction, and no fantasy and magic. 】
After getting a not very positive answer, Zhao Duofu felt that the trip was worthwhile, so he said without looking back: "Go back to the palace!" ”
It's really a hurry to come and go!
Seeing Zhao Duofu and his party leave, Shen Hong picked up a gold ingot and weighed it, turned his head sideways to the left and right and asked, "Is there a cellar in Daohe Garden?" ”
"Ah Lang, yes!"
"Do you have a key?"
"Yes!"
Shen Hong nodded, and was about to order the little servant to carry the gold in, when suddenly another porter came in to report: "Ah Lang, there are a few shopkeepers outside the door who ask to see him, this is his door!" ”
"Shopkeeper?" Shen Hong took a few so-called door shapes, and the obscure content of classical Chinese came to his face, and the so-called door shapes were similar to a modern text message. He didn't want to dismantle the content, because he knew exactly what the other party was trying to do.
This is also why he is reluctant to promise Liuyunzhai to become his exclusive agent, obviously there is a spacious avenue to go, why bother to look at people's faces? Moreover, Liuyunzhai has a deep background, and it is easy to bully customers, and it is inevitable that it will be coerced by the other party after a long time, which is a kind of business common sense that modern businessmen must try to avoid.
And...... Shen Hong picked up the six copies of the door in his hand, the corners of his lips couldn't help but raise slightly, and he secretly said in his heart: Cultural relics! It's just a little lower!
"Alang, do you want to see them?"
"See! Why not? ”