"Are you...... Miao Xiaoqi! Bai Zhuo exclaimed. The pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info a magpie-like cry came from the other end of the phone, "It's me, Brother Bai!" Hee-hee...... Did Big Brother Bai miss me? ”

Bai Zhuo asked, "Xiaoqi, do you have a mobile phone?" ”

"No, Grandma doesn't allow us to use our mobile phones. I asked the people who traveled under the mountain to borrow it and beat it secretly, Big Brother Bai, Brother Bai, do you want to be Xiaoqi? Miao Xiaoqi asked expectantly.

Bai Zhuo hesitated and said, "Hmm...... I, I want to Xiaoqi too. "Bai Zhuo is a person who doesn't know how to refuse, especially when facing girls.

Miao Xiaoqi giggled and said happily: "I knew that Big Brother Bai would definitely miss me too!" ”

A girl in love, just a lover's words or even a word or a lie can make her happy. Miao Xiaoqi said: "Brother Bai, today is Xiaoqi's birthday!" Xiaoqi is seventeen years old today! ”

"Huh? It's your birthday! Bai Zhuo said: "Xiaoqi, congratulations!" Happy birthday! Big Brother Bai is not by your side, so you have to have a good birthday! ”

"Hmm!" Miao Xiaoqi responded sweetly and said, "Brother Bai, Xiaoqi...... Xiaoqi, I miss you so much......"

"......" Bai Zhuo just came out of Ouyang Shirui, his heart was in turmoil, and he didn't know how to respond to her at this time, and Miao Xiaoqi's slightly resentful voice came from the other end of the phone: "Brother Bai, actually...... Actually, what Xiao Qi knows is that the person that Big Brother Bai likes is Sister Shirui, but Grandma Tai told Xiao Qi that love is earned by herself, and Grandma Tai and Grandpa Tai are happy because of Grandma Tai's persistence. So Xiaoqi will not give up! ”

"Xiaoqi ......"

Miao Xiaoqi laughed and said, "By the way, Brother Bai, Grandma asked Brother Miao Long to come to you." ”

"Miao Long? Why did Grandma ask him to come over? ”

"That's the case, I heard Grandma Tai say that the cliff climbing tiger is in the name of our Gu clan in the south of the Yangtze River, and has been taking dirty work, so ......"

Bai Zhuo understood and returned, "Okay, I know, I'll treat Ah Long well." ”

"Big Brother Bai."

"Huh? What's wrong Xiaoqi? ”

"No, it's nothing," Miao Xiaoqi paused and said, "Big Brother Bai, when you meet Big Brother Cliff Climbing Tiger, I hope that Big Brother Bai will spare his life, he ...... After all, he is Brother Hu who grew up with Xiaoqi. ”

"Hey," Bai Zhuo sighed and said, "Xiaoqi, you are just too simple and kind...... However, since Xiao Qi said it, Big Brother Bai will definitely agree to you. ”

"Hee-hee! I know that Big Brother Bai is the best! Miao Xiaoqi said happily, "Ah, Brother Bai, don't talk about it, the owner of the mobile phone is leaving." ”

"Xiaoqi!" Bai Zhuo called Miao Xiaoqi. "Huh?"

Bai Zhuo took a deep breath and said, "Xiaoqi, Big Brother Bai misses you too, really!" ”

"......" There was a sudden sobbing on the other end of the phone, and Miao Xiaoqi's voice trembled slightly, "Hmm~"

Hanging up the phone, Bai Zhuo's eyes were blank, and he sat on the stone in a daze. The emotions here are still chaotic, so let it be. There was a mess in his head, and Bai Zhuo couldn't remember how he got back home.

Kagura Aoi came out of the room, saw Bai Zhuo, bowed down, and said, "Shira...... Master, are you back? ”

"Well, I'm back." Kagura Aoi saw that Bai Zhuo had no energy, and she didn't want to disturb him, but when she thought that her brother's whereabouts were unknown, she felt uncomfortable, and she said: "Master, my brother Katsura has disappeared for nearly two months, and Xiao Kui is really uncomfortable in her heart when she doesn't see anyone alive or dead." ”

By the way, there is also a Kagura Aoi. My First Woman...... Maybe she shouldn't have been provoked in the first place. Bai Zhuo thought of this, stared at Kagura Aoi's eyes for a long time, and said with a forced smile: "Xiao Kui, don't worry, I have already figured out the routine of that Director Li, and I plan to go to him tonight." ”

"Well," Kagura Aoi finally smiled and said, "Thank you, master, tomorrow...... Can Aoi sleep with her owner tomorrow? ”

"......Forehead" Bai Zhuo wanted to agree, but after thinking about it, Su Meiniang would come over every night to "knock on the door", and shook his head decisively: "No, no, no, Xiaokui should sleep in her own room." ”

Bai Zhuo refused, joking, according to Su Meiniang's character, if he really dared to be nonsense in front of Su Meiniang, she would have to kill him!

That night, Bai Zhuo changed into a black coat and walked outside. It happened that Su Meiniang appeared at the door, she stopped Bai Zhuo, as if she had found something funny, and said, "Huh? Landlord, where are you going? ”

Bai Zhuo went out to do "business", and he didn't want to pay attention to Su Meiniang. However, Su Meiniang, no, Su Meiniang, this ghost, has a rebellious girl-like heart, Bai Zhuo doesn't want to pay attention to him, the more interested Su Meiniang is, she entangles Bai Zhuo, stretches out the nine tails on her buttocks, and says: "Bai Zhuo~Where are you going to play~ Take your sister?" If you don't bring your sister, your sister will cry to you. ”

Bai Zhuo frowned and said, "Su Meiniang, don't make trouble, I'm going out to do something." ”

"Huh? Errands? What's the matter? Tell my sister and my sister will help you! Fast! Let's take my sister to play! ”

"......" this Su Meiniang is really "ghostly", she can't fight and fight, she can't escape, if she doesn't agree to her, she will be haunted until dawn. Bai Zhuo's eyes rolled and said, "Okay, I'm going to do something bad, do you want to go together?" ”

"Ahh Doing bad things? Mei Niang likes to do bad things the most! Let's go, let's go! ”

In this way, a man and a woman, a man and a ghost, took advantage of the night to sneakily walk into the alley.

Director Li's home is far away from the city, and there are security guards at the entrance of the community, so it is difficult to enter and exit. However, according to Huang Jiangliu's investigation, although Li Lianrong is in his fifties, he has no wife, and his wife has died a long time ago. Therefore, he had a lot of lovers outside, and he knew that he happened to be in the city tonight to "run errands", and he would go to his lover after finishing his errands.

At one o'clock in the morning, the streets and alleys were cloudy, and the bright moon hung high on his head, it was the time when the lonely soul and wild ghost came out to make trouble, but Bai Zhuo was followed by a thousand-year-old female ghost, Bai Zhuo faintly found that he was thousands of meters away, and he didn't even have a dirty thing!

"If the ghosts of the millennium are like you and An Zhixi, the world will be peaceful." Bai Zhuo sighed.

Su Meiniang was stunned for a moment, suddenly showed a gloomy smile, and said, "Young man, you are still too young." ”

Bai Zhuo said: "Have you ever harmed someone? The little monk Hengyuan has always wanted you to escape into the empty door, and he also said that you didn't harm anyone, isn't that so? ”

"You don't want to think about what I was when I was alive? Do you think that our kind is really as simple and pure as it is on TV? We...... But the demon! ”

"Well, I know, it's just a demon fox."

Su Meiniang's smile was a little terrifying, Bai Zhuo had never seen her smile like this, her blood-red eyes and pointed tiger teeth looked particularly terrifying against the backdrop of the night...... There's also a hint of enchantment. Should I learn more about this Su Meiniang?

Bai Zhuo thought of this, then coughed, and in order to strengthen his courage, he stepped forward and patted Su Meiniang's ass vigorously and said, "Tsk! What kind of ghost do you you don't know yet? What to pretend, walked away. ”

Su Meiniang was stunned for a moment, and it wasn't until Bai Zhuo walked away that she screamed: "The surname is Bai!" What's the matter with you? Why can you touch the old lady? It's not fair! The old lady is the existence of a thousand-year-old demon fox and a thousand-year-old ghost, why can you touch the old lady as you like! I'm so angry with my mother! ”

Bai Zhuo and Su Meiniang were playing around, and finally arrived at the second ring. Bai Zhuo hid in the dim corner, looked up and looked upstairs in the community a few times, the lights were on, and he knew what Director Li was doing when he thought about it with his ass.

"Rouge, please." Bai Zhuo said this, only to see a small bird crawl out from between Bai Zhuo's collar. Probably because of the cold weather, the bird rouge looks fat, like a fiery red hamster.

The little bird Rouge reluctantly crawled out, shook off her feathers, and flew up to the tall building.

When Su Meiniang saw the small bird, she was surprised and said, "Hey! The surname is white! Is that? ”

Bai Zhuo replied, "Oh, that's my little bird, called Rouge, isn't it cute?" ”

There are few things that can surprise Su Meiniang, a thousand-year-old female ghost, but Bird Rouge did it, and Bai Zhuo was very proud.

"That's ...... Sacred Beast Phoenix. Su Meiniang said.

This time it was Bai Zhuo's turn to be surprised, he thought that this bird rouge should be a deviant bird, but he heard the words "Holy Beast Phoenix" from Su Meiniang's mouth. He asked, "Phoenix?" How can it be! ”

Su Meiniang said: "Although it is very weak, I still feel the blood veins in his body, flowing with the power of the Immortal Divine Fire. ”

After listening to Su Meiniang's words, Bai Zhuo couldn't calm down for a long time, this little bird turned out to be really a descendant of the phoenix, it seems that the last trip to Miaojiang received more money than he imagined!

The bird recognized the master, Bai Zhuo and him had the same heart, and sure enough, Director Li was rolling the sheets on the bed with a young and beautiful woman, and Bai Zhuo scolded: "Grass, good cabbage has been arched by pigs." ”

Su Meiniang flew up to take a look, floated down and asked. "Hey, surnamed Bai, you said it to do bad things, wouldn't it be just to spy on this old man?"

"Well, I'm not so bored, it's better to go home and sleep with you by peeping at this old man's sex!"

Su Meiniang smiled when she heard this, and said, "Yo, young man, have you finally recognized the charm of the old lady?" ”

"Okay, okay, you're the most beautiful, do serious things, that old man has the clues I want, you can't get the two of them?"

"It's a matter of minutes, but it's ...... It seems a little boring. ”

Bai Zhuo asked, "Then what do you want?" Su Meiniang laughed strangely and said, "Look at me!" ”

Su Meiniang floated up, and the bird flew back, got into Bai Zhuo's collar and continued to sleep. Bai Zhuo hid in the corner alone in a trembling voice, waiting quietly, and he didn't know what Su Meiniang wanted to do.

Suddenly, there was a heart-rending scream from upstairs. Just for a moment, the screams stopped abruptly, and Su Meiniang hurriedly fell from the upstairs, her face full of mischievous smirks.

"Hey, what did you do to him? Why is it so miserable? Bai Zhuo asked worriedly, "Don't kill him." ”

"Hey, hey, hey...... No, no, you can go up and have a look? The doors are all open for you, and the surveillance is all done, but you'd better cover your face. ”

"I was prepared for a mask or something, Su Meiniang, I didn't find it, it turns out that you also have a reliable time!" Bai Zhuo gave Su Meiniang a sycophant. Sure enough, Su Meiniang was very useful, her nose was raised high, and she was very proud.

Bai Zhuo went all the way unimpeded and came to the door of the room. He pushed the door open, and a thick smell of and urine came to his nose. "Wow! Vomit...... Su Meiniang, what did you do? ”

Su Meiniang shrugged innocently and said, "No, it's just a small illusion, how do you know that he can't help but be scared." ”

"A little illusion?" Bai Zhuo put on the Ultraman mask that had been prepared a long time ago, covered his nose and walked into the door, looking at the naked person who was lying on his stomach. The man who came out with feces and urine couldn't help asking, "You are also a little illusion?" I'm scared and faint and still...... Vomit...... It's disgusting...... No more. ”

Bai Zhuo took a few steps back, laughing and crying, and turned his head to look at the woman hiding in the corner and shivering. This woman is Director Li's lover. She hadn't fainted yet, but it was estimated that she was not much better, Bai Zhuo raised her hand and pointed at the woman, who cried and shouted, "Big ...... Big brother, don't kill me! I...... I'm willing to sleep with you! ”

"Tsk......" After Bai Zhuo had Kagura Aoi, he was not interested in such a woman at all. He said, "Pull him in and wash him, and then you can go." ”

"Multi-...... Thank you, big brother, thank you, big brother! After saying that, the woman was not clothed either. Naked, she dragged her lover to the bathroom, rinsed it with water, and pulled it out again, but it still stinks.

Bai Zhuo asked the woman to put on her clothes and leave her mobile phone, and after a few more threats, he let the woman leave. Bai Zhuo dragged Li Lianrong downstairs in the community, and then tied him to a telephone pole with his clothes.

A man wearing an Ultraman mask, a middle-aged man who is tied to a telephone pole, naked, and a stench on his naked body, is in a very strange situation.

Bai Zhuo slapped him and didn't wake up; Another slap in the face, still not waking up. Bai Zhuo didn't have a good impression of him, remembering that he hurt himself last time, Bai Zhuo guessed that he should be from the Tang family or the Leng family.

Su Meiniang floated behind Bai Zhuo, looked at Bai Zhuo with a smile and said, "Hey, surnamed Bai, I didn't expect you to be worse than me, and you were tied up here directly!" ”

"Am I worse?" Bai Zhuo pointed to an earthworm-shaped strip under Li Lianrong's body and said, "You are scared of impotence, and you still say that I am bad." I think you're so bad at home! ”

In the early morning of winter, it was very cold outside, Li Lianrong finally woke up from freezing, and opened his eyes in a daze...... Altman? (To be continued.) )