Chapter 3, Haruhi Suzumiya and "Death is Coming" (I)

A few days later, another world, Tsukimi Ono Biya, Tsukimi Oki, Nerima District, Tokyo, Japan, Nobita's room

Because Nobita, the owner of the room, had not yet come home from school, there were only five people, Wang Qiu, Ma Tong, Doraemon, Minami Rika, and Shizuka Jukawa, sitting cross-legged on tatami mats in a circle in the messy room, drinking hot Japanese sencha while eating Doraemon's treasured "Wagashi" pastry, and chatting idly about some miscellaneous things - those things that do not fall off the rules and things that are very bad for the rules.

“…… The 18 billion yuan in the future department store was credited before, and it was really in arrears for the past two days. But the money hasn't been made up yet, and Doramei comes to mess with me every day...... In the end, I had to find a loan shark and get another short-term loan to fill the hole temporarily......"

Doraemon muttered wryly as he drank his tea, "...... But that's a 10 percent monthly interest rate, and it's still a rollover."

――In the world of "School Apocalypse" before,Although Doraemon and others have a frenzied raid from the surface to the universe,Not only did they empty a large city with a population of one million,But also pawned the International Space Station in orbit in the universe,Finally, a huge sum of money was raised.,Completely paid off Comrade Doraemon's original debt of 300 billion.,But the problem is, Because of the hydrogen bombs and antimatter bombs thrown everywhere in the closing stage, the mushroom cloud was too happy, and he completely forgot that these destructive weapons also cost money to buy, as a result, the debt collectors of the future bank just left, and the 30 billion shopping bills of the future department store came on the back foot, and Doraemon only had 12 billion yuan in cash left......

There is no way, in order to avoid the sad fate of the machine cat being sent to the dismantling plant, everyone can only continue to work hard to travel through time and space to raise money

Next, in the world of "Daughter of the Nile", although Doraemon and others are already trying their best to dump all kinds of modern commodities in addition to collecting points and relocating refugees, they have held large-scale fairs in ancient Egypt and Crete, taking out steel swords, matches, porcelain and other gadgets, coaxing those dignitaries and wealthy businessmen to donate generously, and even the royal palace gardens in Crete have been dug up (collecting all kinds of rare animals and plants so that they can be stuffed into the [automatic pawn machine] for money), Finally, there is an attempt to extract oil in Libya, which can be described as exhaustive......

In the ancient Western world, where food depended on the sky, the level of social productivity and the accumulated social wealth were really limited, and they were completely incomparable with the modern world after the Industrial Revolution. Until the adventure of crossing the world of "Daughters of the Nile" is completely over, after deducting the cost of purchasing goods and the cost of relocating refugees, they have earned a total of about 3 billion, which is still 15 billion yuan short of the bill of future department stores

So, seeing that the future department store was urging more and more urgently, and the terrible thugs of the space-time debt collection company were coming to the door again, Doraemon who had just "no debt and a light body" had to pinch his nose and jump into the cannibalistic fire pit of loan sharks......

“…… Ahem, don't worry so much, before Doraemon, we even raised 300 billion in debt, what are you worried about in 15 billion, you have to have confidence in yourself, besides, don't you still have good friends like us? Oh, by the way, Doraemon, thank you so much for giving me the vitality potion or you'd probably have to come to me in the hospital by now......"

Wang Qiu coughed lightly, his hands trembled slightly, and he picked up the quaint clay teacup, and at the same time thanked Doraemon from the bottom of his heart.

Right now, his face was unhealthily blue and white, and he had heavy bags under his eyes, and he was weak and listless when he spoke...... And even this dignity is still thanks to the wonderful potion of the machine, otherwise, I am afraid that I will be floating when I walk.

- Although Wang Qiu used to talk to Nan Lika or Jukawa Shizuka a few times from time to time, he was even fortunate enough to take away Shizuka's "virgin ♀ blood" to compensate for Wang Qiu's food and lodging expenses. But he didn't expect that these two women would be able to play so crazy after encountering a complete collapse of their worldview and outlook on life, and since then the whole person has been enlightened and completely happy

Not to mention Nan Rika, a sporty female police officer with a body and a stick, even Shizuka Jukawa, a natural female school doctor who has always been confused, gentle and gentle, seems to have become an insatiable piranha, and when he turns the phoenix upside down again and again, his bone marrow is about to be squeezed out...... It also gave Wang Qiu a more profound new understanding of the old saying "there are only tired cattle, no cultivated land......

――With Wang Qiu's small body, one against one on the bed is probably just the same, and two against one is already unbearable.

Fortunately, these two royal sisters are both lily clans, and they don't need men to use various tools to satisfy each other, which made Wang Qiu not lose face and die of overwork in "Papapa...... But what made Wang Qiu feel even more embarrassed was that these two bold royal sisters who almost broke their waists and lost their kidneys were killed by another girl between the beds, and in the end, they even cowered like mice seeing cats.

For example, at this moment, our lovely Jin ** natural stay female school doctor Shizuka Jukawa is kneading her breasts with Ma Tong's relish, while struggling unwillingly in Ma Tong's arms, that cute and clumsy action looks really interesting.

“…… Ah, it's really soft to the touch, and I haven't seen it for a day, and my boobs seem to have gotten bigger again, which is really touching."

“…… Hey, don't mess around outside, Tongtong sauce, people are going to be angry."

“…… Bang, bang, well, the feel of the butt is also good, this elasticity is still lovely."

“…… Ahh......h Don't let go, don't let go."

“…… It's funny that when you're stimulated, you actually shout, 'Well, Sister Shizuka, your voice is still so cute."

“…… Don't ...... Let go of me, they're not your inflatable dolls."

Senior Sister Ma Tong, who was wearing a fiery red sportswear as usual, was hugging Shizuka Jukawa from behind, gently puffing on her soft neck, and gently touching it from time to time, while reaching into Teacher Shizuka's arms and unceremoniously kneading her breasts - this kind of small game that only the closest girlfriends would do, but Senior Sister Ma Tong, who had no discipline, launched a full welfare broadcast when she was a guest at someone else's house.

-- This is the fragrance of the lily, which is constantly spreading, and the beautiful existence of the lily is read by Ji You

Well, as a genuine Ji friend who exchanged vows with Shizuka Jukawa, Nan Lixiang sat on the side with a wry smile helplessly, but had no intention of reaching out to help - it seems that she was also played with a psychological shadow by Ma Tong's level rotten girl before, so "Dead Ji Friend is not dead Ben Ji".

Therefore, although there was only one man present, Wang Qiu (Doraemon was not a person), Shizuka Jukawa still felt a rare trace of shame.

Fortunately, as half of the landlord of this house, Doraemon finally stood up and stopped Ma Tong's further harassment of Shizuka.

“…… I'm sorry, but I'm completely unbiased about sexual orientation or anything, but it's best for you to be a little more modest...... After all, this is Nobita's room, and he's just an elementary school student, so I don't want to expose him to something too exciting......"

-- For Doraemon from the more open-minded 22nd century, a cat-type man who has ever been in love with a male cat, homosexuality does not constitute psychological pressure at all -- as long as you don't show affection in front of Nobita and teach the children in charge of him.

“…… Moreover, although Nobita hasn't come back yet, Nobi's father and Nobi's mother are both downstairs, and the sound insulation of this old house is not very good, so please don't make any strange noises, in case it disturbs people, it won't be good......"

“…… Huh? Nobi's mother is a full-time wife, why is Nobi's father at home at this time? I don't think it's a day off."

After listening to Doraemon's words, Wang Qiu couldn't help but look out the window at the still bright sky, and then asked with some curiosity.

“…… Because Nobi's father is going to Nagasaki on Kyushu Island tomorrow on a business trip, so I came back from work early today to pack my luggage and book a plane ticket......"

Doraemon blinked and explained to Wang Qiu. But before his words fell, he heard the screaming voice of Yebi's mother from downstairs:

“…… Dear Ha Na replied) It's terrible, the TV said that Hyogo Prefecture dropped the plane again today, and it happened to be a flight to Nagasaki, and it seems that several planes are going to fall every day, and I don't know what went wrong, so you should take the train tomorrow to go on a business trip."

“…… Belch? Wife, Hyogo Prefecture dropped the plane again today? It seems that there are planes crashing every day this week, and there are at least a dozen of them, and it's only Friday...... It's really unlucky, but the problem is, it's not very safe to take the train, I don't know if you've heard, the recent Shinyu line on the Kansai side is also a lot of accidents, and several buses have derailed and turned into the ditch, and the accident location is also in Hyogo Prefecture."

Yebi's father's deep voice also came immediately, "...... I don't know what kind of evil I have been hit in the past few days, and I haven't had so many traffic accidents in a year......"

“…… Oh my God, it's not even safe for trains? What can I do? It's too slow to take a boat, or ...... I had to ask Doraemon to help and borrow his [random door] to use it anyway, it is your safety that is the most important thing...... Oops, come and see, come and see, it's on TV that another magnitude 8 earthquake broke out in Kansai, and the epicenter is still in Hyogo Prefecture" Nobi's mother screamed again.

And Wang Qiu and the others who were sitting upstairs heard such sensational news, and they looked at each other for a while, dumbfounded.

“…… Uh, Doraemon, it seems that in the last few days, your Hyogo Prefecture has really been in trouble......"

After half a ring, Wang Qiu put down the teacup, touched his chin and said, then his face suddenly changed, "...... Wait, Doraemon, I seem to remember, Haruhi Suzumiya and Yuki Nagato, the two of them, live in Nishinomiya City, Hyogo Prefecture."

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