Chapter 40: The Military Parade
Yang was very happy for a while, she said, today, the concubine serves the king. I am happy when I www.biquge.info the pen, I said, it is better to let a beautiful woman come, and it is understandable to come to the Qin Dynasty and enjoy it. Yang said, you are so beautiful, die of this heart, if you dare to touch other beauties, I will kick you under the bed. Hearing her say that made me nervous. If you really let her kick down, wouldn't it be very embarrassing, and let her queen mother kick down the ground, and it would be embarrassing to say it. But at this point, I can only endure it and don't let it happen. It's just that what I didn't expect was that there was a beautiful woman in the palace, and she was still my concubine. The two are like yellow flower girls like flowers. As soon as Yang pushed the door in, his face drooped, and he said, Lao Hu, you are really extravagant, you are really good, Jinwu Zangjiao. I said, no, it's none of my business, it's all done by the next person. Yang gave me a blank look and said, how to deal with it. I said, no, I'm not an insider, but we have to follow the plot. Yang sat down on my dragon bed very unhappily, she beckoned her hand, called the two beauties, and asked, What do you call it? The two beauties were stunned for a moment and said, Hui Niangniang, we are Concubine Zhen and Concubine Huan. Yang smiled and said, the status is not low, it is still two concubines. As soon as these words came out, the two beauties were startled, and they said in a panic, compared with Niangniang, our identity is the Lower Riba people, and Niangniang is Yangchun Baixue. Yang snorted and said, "You have sharp teeth, you can't see it, your two eloquence is quite good." I like it, since you are Ah Zheng's concubines, then we are like sisters.
The two beauties stared at each other for a while, they obviously heard someone call me Ah Zheng for the first time, which is the same as calling a cat and a dog, a dignified emperor, being called a cat and a dog, wouldn't it be a loss of identity. But when the two beauties saw Yang Fei's domineering appearance, they didn't dare to provoke her. I had to stand aside alone. I looked at the pitiful appearance of the two of them, and I felt a kind of pity in my heart. Well, it's also my woman, so it's right to be nice to them. I said, two concubines, come, talk to Helian, and also report to this big sister about your recent developments. The two of them listened to me a little out of tune, but they still endured it, they looked at each other, I looked at you, and for a while they obviously couldn't figure out what I meant. I said, don't be nervous, don't be nervous, in the palace, it's like our home. We are a family, don't see outside, don't see outside, see outside, let's all be awkward together. When everyone is together, then you have to be happy and don't let yourself have troubles. Hearing me say this, the two of them really relaxed, and I saw that their adaptability was quite strong, and I liked it more and more. I said, the queen is not a dull person, she also likes to talk to people. You just talk to her, and maybe, you will have a lot to gain. Today, the three of us slept together. Hearing me say this, the three of them were stunned. Especially Yang, with an angry face, she came over, and screwed my ear, she said, what do you want. I said, I just want the three of us to sleep together, you sleep in the bed, I make a bunk on the floor, and listen to you chat, isn't it? The two concubines sneered for a while, and laughed extremely happily.
I walked around the house, and I said, don't make any noise, let's leave a harmonious family for the ministers, even if you are reluctant, then you have to put on a show, and spread the word, just say that the emperor is very powerful today, and he sleeps with three daughters at night. Yang couldn't tolerate it even more, she said, just now you were acting like an upright emperor, how can you show your stuff in a blink of an eye, now, it seems, you are also a straw bale emperor. You must know that you must have a clean and wise appearance, and if you do this, will you not mess up the atmosphere of the country, and everyone will follow from you, especially those ministers, who are even more presumptuous, and everyone is mainly happy, and the atmosphere of the whole country will deteriorate from then on. As soon as I heard it, I was right, I was a dignified emperor, I couldn't do this, and I had to let the courtiers know that I didn't do this, and I was only close to my own queen, which made me look like an emperor. Although, the system of the Qin Dynasty is like this, I also have to refrain from it, I am the emperor, the king of a country, how can I mess with myself first. Thinking of this, I laughed and said, sure enough, the queen mother has an opinion, since this is the case, I won't sleep with you, you sleep by yourself, I'll go to the fat man, go to the barracks, and share weal and woe with my big-headed soldiers. I want to rejoice with the people. Thinking of this, I had an idea for a while, so let's go to the fat man, perhaps, the fat man is still waiting for me. I said, Queen, I'm going out, it's safe, there is no bodyguard around, wherever I go, my heart is weak and unsteady. I'll have to find a few people who are determined to protect me, and they're there to protect me when you're not there. Yang smiled and said, This is easy to do, I and your other two concubines will dress up in disguise, we will dress up as men and go with you, I also want to see the military camp of the Great Qin Dynasty.
The four of us put on the military uniforms for a while, and we didn't have to worry about looking for them, so we asked Liu Yan to get them, and we got them back quickly. Liu Yan looked at me as a fat man, but looking at her, she was more like my personal secretary. Where I am, she is. So we became five, and soon we found the fat man in the palace, and I said to him that I wanted to go and walk around the barracks. The fat man laughed, he punched me, and he said, "The hero sees something the same, and I have the same intention." I said, let Zhang Jingwen send four or five people, and they will wait in the palace. The fat man said, Cheng, let's ride a horse, or drive our chariot. I said, look, what kind of transportation is there. Liu Yan quickly found the county Cheng and said that the emperor was going to the military camp for a private visit, it was best not to alarm others, you can get a few fast horses. The efficiency of the county's work was really fast, and it didn't take long for ten war horses to be brought in. One of us rode out of the city toward the barracks. The barracks are actually very easy to walk, and when I came to the palace from Xihu Village, I saw it on the chariot. As soon as the horses arrived at the camp gate, there were guards standing guard to stop them, and I asked Liu Yan to take the token for them to see. As soon as I entered the barracks, I heard a burst of snoring and drinking. I listened carefully, it was gambling, and it paid off, the military discipline was so bad. I was angry for a moment, I motioned for a few people to go quietly, and walked outside the camp, only to see that inside the camp, there were really more than a dozen soldiers gathering to gamble. I roared, Wang triumphant. The fat man shouted, in. I said, execute, pull them out and behead them. The fat man shouted, "Your ministers obey." The fat man and the four brothers acted really neatly. Immediately pulled a dozen of them out, took a gun and shot them away.
As soon as the gunshots rang out, the officers and soldiers of the entire camp were alarmed, and the chief officer quickly ran over, and when he saw that it was me, he shouted, Your Majesty, the ministers are late, please forgive me. I said, gather all the soldiers. General Li did not dare to slack off, and quickly gathered the whole battalion of soldiers, he stood on the platform with a black face, and said, Now, the emperor has come to inspect the camp. Please give the emperor a lecture. I stepped onto the stage and said, soldiers, as a soldier, we are soldiers to fight and defend the country, but you see, these ten soldiers, in broad daylight, do not practice well, but dare to gather people to gamble, such a violation of military discipline, I hate it the most. The current Qin State is an external and internal trouble. They actually have such leisure and gather people here to gamble, and in the future, if they have such behavior, they will be punished by military discipline. My words were immediately warmly applauded by the soldiers in the barracks. It seems that they don't like this kind of behavior either. I said, General Lee, now, how many soldiers are in the ranks. General Li said that when he returned to the emperor, there were 5,000 soldiers. I smiled and said, "Okay, good, 5,000 troops, that's a lot." Now that the parade begins, you prepare. When General Li heard this, he said, "Minister, obey the order." General Lee, who is also a man with a very quick style, immediately prepared for my military parade. When the matter was dealt with, he said, Your Majesty, this time the military discipline is not in order, and the ministers bear a certain responsibility, please ask the emperor to deal with it. As soon as I heard it, this is also a cheerful person, which suits my personality. So I said, "Then you will be fined fifty quintals of rice." General Lee turned his worries to joy for a moment, he probably didn't expect me to be punished in such a way. Actually, I'm also confused, I don't understand the Qin system, it's just a lie.
It seems that I have to study hard and grasp the situation of the Qin Dynasty as soon as possible, otherwise, I will definitely make a lot of jokes in the future. The military parade began, and a team of people and horses passed under the stage, which was really bright armor and waving flags. At first glance, it is a brave army. When the troops stood in front of the school military field, I walked off the point platform, and the fat man and others followed closely behind me, when I came to a square team, I pointed the team leader with you, and you got off the field, and then, walked to the front of the other team leader, and with a finger in my hand, you also got off the field. The two of them suddenly looked very nervous, and couldn't figure out what I was going to do. When the two of them all walked into the middle of the field, I said, you fight against each other, the winner will be rewarded, and there will be a horse for a thousand miles. When the two of them heard this, they immediately became energetic, and under the heavy reward, there must be a brave man. The two really fought very hard, and they didn't see the winner in dozens of moves, and they made dozens of moves. After a hundred and ten moves, one of the lap horses turned back, and with one move back to the carbine, the opponent was picked off the horse. When I saw the wonderful fight, I immediately clapped my hands, and the soldiers on the field immediately applauded. I walked to the other phalanx, pointed to the leader, and asked him to come out, and then, when I came to another phalanx, I also pointed out the other leader. Another war horse as a reward. And those who were defeated, on the spot, removed from their posts, and the two teams merged. Such a contest immediately aroused the enthusiasm of all the generals, and they fought more and more fiercely, and the fight became even more intense. And I led the fat man and a few people, standing on the field very leisurely to watch. I'm just going to let them see, I'm watching how they play.