"In my opinion, the main reason why you can't learn the Spiritualist Charm is because your ass can't hold your fart!

I have a solution, I just don't know if it's feasible or not? After all, I've never encountered this either. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 info" Zhao Haosen looked at Wang Junpeng's uncompetitive appearance and said.

"What's the solution?" Wang Junpeng asked anxiously, he had always wanted to learn the Soul Spell, but because of his uncompetitive ass, Zhao Haosen suddenly said that there was a way, and of course Wang Junpeng was in a hurry.

Zhao Haosen looked at Wang Junpeng's face obscenely, and looked at Wang Junpeng's ass obscenely, as if he was going to do something inappropriate for children.

"What do you want to do?" Wang Junpeng was frightened by Zhao Haosen's undisguised eyes, goosebumps rose all over his body, and he always had an ominous premonition.

Zhao Haosen walked up to Wang Junpeng step by step, and said obscenely: "Since your fart can't be held, then I'll help you hold it."

After Zhao Haosen finished speaking, he stood straight, his left hand was naturally relaxed, his right hand was placed on his chest, and two fingers were stretched out and placed in front of his mouth: "Uh-uh-uh-forehead......"

Wang Junpeng sat bored on the ground, listening to Zhao Haosen singing a rhythmless song, and most importantly, he didn't hear a word.

After a few minutes, Zhao Haosen finally finished yelling, his fingers slowly descended, and finally stopped when he pointed to Wang Junpeng's buttocks.

The left hand reached out to the right shoulder, and also stretched out two fingers, moving along the right arm in the direction of the fingers, the speed was very slow, as if it was still a little difficult.

After a few minutes, the left finger finally reached the tip of the right finger, and there was gradually a black dot on the tip of the right finger, Zhao Haosen's left finger did not stop moving forward because of this black dot, but kept moving forward.

The more Zhao Haosen's left hand advanced, the bigger the black dots on the tips of his right fingers, and when Zhao Haosen's left hand really couldn't stretch out, he directly retracted it.

The black dot is still growing, gradually changing from black to red, and from black dot to red figure, but because the figure is too small, it is not clear to see.

With the passage of time, the red figure has stopped getting bigger, and now it is just as big as Wang Junpeng's ass. The pattern of the graph can already be seen.

The pattern is like this: in a red circle, there are thin red strokes, and in the center of the circle, there is a large character, this big character is very obvious, and the strokes are much thicker.

This big word is very strange - spirit!

Zhao Haosen glanced at the pattern on the tip of his right finger, put his right hand on his chest again, and pointed at Wang Junpeng's ass at a super fast speed.

The red pattern on the tip of the right finger began to advance, and after a while, it reached Wang Junpeng's buttocks, and it was still advancing, and finally entered Wang Junpeng's buttocks, and did not come out again.

"Teacher, what did you put in my ass?" Wang Junpeng watched a strange figure disappear in his ass and couldn't help but ask.

Zhao Haosen showed a lewd smile again: "What I just cast is a lowest-level defensive formation, the effect is windproof, and it is an entertainment formation that is not useful at all, but I didn't expect that it just solved the problem that you can't hold back your fart."

This defensive formation has no practical effect, so no one has named it, let alone used it.

However, a fart is gas, which can also be regarded as wind, and this formation is placed on your ass to block your fart.

Do you use the Spiritualist Charm again now and see if you can continue to fart again? Zhao Haosen said and smiled, it was simply a moving emoji.

"Teacher, do you still know how to form?" Wang Junpeng looked at Zhao Haosen with admiration on his face, but he didn't expect that Zhao Haosen, a Taoist priest who didn't even know the basic qualities of a Taoist, could also form formations, and suddenly, Wang Junpeng thought of an important question, "Since you know how to form formations, why didn't you use them earlier?" ”

At this time, Zhao Haosen blushed a little, he couldn't say that he forgot it, didn't expect it? That's a loss of face! In a hurry, he had an idea and said: "It's not because of your stinky fart that I was stunned, and after I woke up, I was confused by your stinky fart." If you weren't smart enough to think about it in time, you wouldn't have learned the Spiritualist Charm in your life. ”

"I'm sorry, teacher. Then why are you looking at me with such obscene eyes? Wang Junpeng now as long as he thinks of Zhao Haosen's obscene eyes, goosebumps fall down all over his body, and there is always a feeling of not being chaste for a minute.

Zhao Haosen smiled mysteriously, and instantly turned into a lewd man again: "Wang Junpeng, where is my handsome smile obscene?" That's called waiting and seeing. As for why I'm laughing so much, you'll find out in a moment. ”

"Hmph, don't say it!" Wang Junpeng no longer paid attention to Zhao Haosen, stood up straight, inhaled, gathered the qi in the dantian, pressed down, and the qi began to flow down from the lower abdomen, and after a while, it reached the buttocks again.

After the qi reached the buttocks, it did not continue to flow down, but it did not come out of the buttocks, Wang Junpeng's face turned pale, and he did not have any strength in his whole body, and finally understood the feeling of holding his fart.

Zhao Haosen saw Wang Junpeng's face, and knew in a moment that Wang Junpeng had not breathed for too long and had no strength, as his teacher, even if he couldn't help him, he had to cheer for him:

"Wang Junpeng, hold on, don't gasp, exert yourself! Use your strength to breastfeed, and work hard! ”

This sounds a bit inappropriate, how do you feel like you're there? I don't want to think about it, I can't stand this fart feeling for a moment, and I work hard and hard.

Finally, the hard work paid off, the qi finally came down, reached the legs, and now, finally felt much better, and without pressure here, the qi reached the soles of the feet smoothly.

"Okay, good job, now you imagine the qi as a circle, let the qi reach the ground from the soles of your feet, and try to imagine the circle as big as possible!" Zhao Haosen saw that Wang Junpeng had almost done it, and quickly issued the next order.

Wang Junpeng nodded, he can't speak now, otherwise, he will have to start again, and the pain of holding his fart will have to be borne again. I haven't been breathing for a long time, and after a while, I really can't hold on.

Strive to imagine qi as round, round, round, round, round,...... It's so big and round...... Thinking about it, Wang Junpeng lost patience, and suddenly thought crookedly, thinking of a scene that was inappropriate for children.

In this way, a yellow circle appeared under Wang Junpeng's feet, and there were countless messy yellow thin strokes in the circle, and in the center of the circle, there was a large character, which was very obvious, and the strokes were a lot thicker.

The meaning of this big word is simple and easy to understand, and the meaning to be expressed is very obvious.