The meal lasted for more than an hour to end, although the two kept it again and again, but the banquet was all over the world, and the two had to give up under the repeated refusal of the night, but they still insisted on accompanying him to the airport and waiting for the flight with him. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info

At 1:50, there were still ten minutes before the plane took off, and the radio had already begun to remind that the night was goodbye to the two of them, and before leaving, he wished him an early birth to a noble son, and Li Lingling smiled and turned to leave.

The speed of an ordinary civil airliner is about 800 to 1,000 kilometers per hour, and it is about 1,700 kilometers from Sichuan to Nanjing, but it takes two hours to travel half of China. Standing on the asphalt road in Nanjing, I can't help but sigh at the greatness of science and technology, so that ordinary people can also fly into the sky, and even run all over China in one day.

When I took a taxi to the school, I found that there were many people carrying large bags and small bags, obviously they had just arrived, compared to their hardships, the night was much more comfortable, and his single dormitory didn't have to be cleaned by himself at all, and someone went to clean it regularly. I took a small bag when I went back on vacation, and when I came back, I was empty-handed, so I brought my mobile phone and wallet, which was easy and tight.

I went to the dormitory casually, and was about to go out for a walk, but I found an acquaintance, "Fatty!" What are you doing here? Nightshade was surprised.

The person who came was the fat Taoist priest Wuliang, this time he did not wear the blue Taoist robe bought on Taobao, nor did he wear the brand-name suit at the auction. Instead, he wore ordinary casual clothes, and those who didn't know thought he was also a student here.

The fat man smiled, "What you said, why can't I come, school is about to start, I really think everyone is as late as you." ”

Night was stunned for a moment, "I know school is about to start, but what does this have to do with you?" You're not a student here. ”

"Who said I wasn't, I was a high-achieving student who was admitted with a grade, and I was different from you, a scumbag, and I was admitted by self-study and direct examination. Our professor met me, and he called him a kind one~. The fat Taoist priest spread his hands, sighed, and made a helpless expression.

Night Shadow cast a contemptuous look, obviously not believing his words, and he was admitted in one book? .,It must be a school that spends money to get into.,As for the professor to see him.,It's possible.,See his money.。。。

"You've got it, I don't know what you're doing? What I wonder about is not how you got into the school, but why you bothered to get in. ”

The fat man smiled brightly, "Haha!" You can see it, of course I'm here because of you, isn't this close to you for fear that you will be lonely. Seeing the clenched fist of the night dead, the fat man coughed dryly, "Ahem!" ~ I just feel that I dropped out of school too early and felt a little nostalgic, and I just remembered that you were touched by the scene and came in to study. ”

Ye Yin was speechless and said, "I said, big brother, how old are you and still coming to college, you are really enough." ”

"I'm still young, and I'm young now." The fat man said with a sly face.

"Uncle, can you not be like this, you are also a master, can you not brush emojis so desperately? If you imitate Xiao Yueyue like this, you will definitely be able to confuse the real with the fake! Night Darkness's eyes widened and he was speechless, he found that since he met this thing, the fat man had been refreshing his lower limit.

Before the fat man could speak, another familiar voice appeared: "You can't say that, it's funny, we're serious." ”

"Yay!" The two of them showed two rows of little white teeth together, and they were also stupid and scissorhands together.

Ye Yin weakly slapped his forehead with his hand, he couldn't get any of them, and he came here for Mao, these two people together are simply legends in the comedy world, abusing all comedy stars.

Night Dead didn't bother to say anything, squinted a pair of dead fish eyes, and said lazily, "It seems that you don't need to say anything, you two are here, okay, which department are you from?" ”

Speaking of this, the two of them looked straight: "Since you asked sincerely!" ”

"We'll tell you with great mercy!" Joan followed.

"To prevent the destruction of the school."

"To defend the cute girl."

"We...

"The duo of flower protectors."

"I resolutely joined the Department of Nursing."

"That's it."

Speechless again, Nightshade tilted his head 45 degrees and reached out to cover his eyes. Nima! Completely imitate the lines of the mysterious baby turkey team, and the action is exactly the same, you guys are really 'cute' in your posture! Flower rub! Did you get the permit?!

But even if the night died chose not to act, it couldn't stop them from being funny, the fat man directly hugged his shoulder, and Joan hugged the fat man's shoulder, looking like a good friend. The two of them smirked together, the fat man: "Don't have this expression, we are very hurt~ Anyway, we live next door to you, and you won't be lonely if you live alone in the future, come on, come on!" ~Come and take a look at our room, it will definitely make you eat a pound. ”

Night Dead was pulled into the next room by the fat man involuntarily, and the scene inside was really shocking, completely beyond the limit of what he could think of, and completely subverted his three views. However, he also discovered one of the advantages of the fat man, that is, modesty, he didn't just let himself eat a pound, at least four or five pounds! Fried chicken, skewers, spicy hot, oh my! Are they ready to make a big deal?

Fully automatic smokeless barbecue grill, spicy shabu-shabu, refrigerator, and even a sheep!

"Bah! ～”

The fat man stretched out his hand and pointed, "Look! ~It's saying hello to you. ”

The night is no longer able to complain, to be precise, there is no time to complain, rather than arguing with them, it is better to eat more.

"Hey~ Why did you tie a wooden leg to the sheep?" As soon as he jumped out of his speechlessness, he noticed that the lamb's left front leg was missing, and a wooden leg was tied underneath.

At this time, Qiao An spoke: "Master, you asked this question well, I will give you 101 likes first, I am not afraid of your pride." ”

"He talks to people!" Nightshade glared at him.

"I won't even appreciate the most popular Internet slang at the moment, master, you're out~" Qiao An cast a contemptuous look and continued: "Speaking of this little lamb, I really have a fate, I didn't have anything to go to the flea market to see if there are any good goods to pick up a leak." As a result, the baby didn't see it, but met this little guy. Saying that, Joan also touched the lamb's head, looking pampered.

"It was tied to a stake and looked at me with a wistful expression, and I immediately stood still, and my gut told me that I had to bring it back, so I bought it for two thousand dollars. Its owner also told me that the sheep had saved his baby from the fire, and that he would not have been willing to sell it if it had not been for the real difficulties. ”

Hearing this, Night Dead also nodded appreciatively, "So this wooden leg was injured by the child of that family?" ”

Joan shook her head, with a serious look on her face, "No! I ate this leg. ”

"What?!"

"You think, how can I be willing to eat such a special sheep at one time." Jo Ann looked right.

Beast! More beasts than beasts!

Made! I was quite moved just now, and I sighed that Qiao Anxin was kind, by the way! This is too cruel, and now when you look at the sheep's expression, it is not intimacy, but frightened and miserable! ~It's miserable! ~ What a poor little fellow. Cast a good family in the next life...

Night Shadow sighed faintly, "Don't you think it's too much for you to do this?" Joann. ”

Qiao An was very uncomfortable by this look, and felt uncomfortable, and the fat man hurriedly accosted, "That's it, you did it too much, I said that you just need to kill with a hammer, you are reluctant, really." ”

After listening to the fat man's words, even Qiao An wanted to scold her mother, damn! Are you helping me?! You just pit me to death...

Night Darkness couldn't listen anymore, and flicked his chopsticks, "Enough!" ”

This shouting startled both of them, and they didn't dare to spank each other.

Ye Ying looked at the two angrily: "I said that being a man does not have to be a good person, but you must have a conscience. That's how you treat a poor lamb?! Do you still have humanity? Your conscience is enough for a dog to eat?! ”

Nightshade stood up angrily, "I'm ashamed to be with you. With that, Nightshade slammed the door and left.

Qiao An and the fat man were stunned by their big eyes, and then the fat man blamed Qiao An: "You talk about you, there is no bottom line for joking, this will make people anxious." ”

Joan glanced back at him with disdain, "Are you embarrassed to talk about me?" Didn't you kid add oil and vinegar? ”

The fat man waved his hand, "Okay, okay, don't talk about that, go and explain it clearly to your master, don't get excited and expel you from the master again, you will laugh." ”

Qiao An stood up reluctantly and walked to the room of the Night, and the other party glanced at him coldly, not wanting to say a word to him. Seeing this, Joan was a little scared, but the fat man's bad friend pushed him in. Joan glared back at the fat man, but the other party gave him an encouraging look.

Gritting his teeth, Qiao An hurriedly explained, it turned out that the story of the roast leg of mutton was true, but he didn't do it, but when he was playing in the countryside, he saw a family with a wooden leg tied to it, and he also asked the owner of the house curiously, and then the story was similar to what Qiao An told. The sheep saved his child, and he still had to eat the sheep, but he still used such a cruel method, he immediately became angry, and when he grabbed the man, he beat him severely, and finally lost 2,000 yuan and took the sheep away.

"What you said is true?" Nightshade is skeptical.

Joan immediately raised four fingers, "It's true, I can swear to God!" If there is half a lie, the sky will thunder and you will not be able to die! ”

Seeing that the other party had sworn a poisonous oath, he also believed a little, and thought about it rationally, thinking about it, although Qiao An is not usually in shape, he is also a kind-hearted person, and he really can't do that kind of inhumane thing.

(To be continued.) )