Chapter 333: Heavenly Master
When I was in college, I spent a lot of time thinking about the truth about the coffin, but after all kinds of investigations, all the clues ended up in vain.
Moreover, in the end, it was discovered that the authenticity of this matter is to be verified, and there are many contradictions in many statements, because there are many things to be busy, and then this matter will not be resolved.
Now when I encounter this incident, it reminds me of those doubts back then, but now I have long lost the curiosity mentality of my youth, and after pondering for a while, I shook my head and ignored it, I still honestly wait for my wife to come back, and taking care of them is the most important thing.
Just thinking about it, the mobile phone in his trouser pocket suddenly rang, and when he picked up the phone, it turned out to be Chubby.
It was noisy next to Chubby, a group of people were yelling, and I covered one ear and listened for a long time before I could tell what he was doing.
It turned out that before I went downstairs, they had already run to see the excitement, and now, they were watching the battle by the river, I asked them how the battle was going over there, and he only replied that the battle was tragic for me to see, I shook my head and refused, saying that I didn't have time, at this time, the big bull was pulling his neck and shouting: "Boss! You've got to come and have a look! There's an old bull-nosed Taoist who is ruining the reputation of your Maoshan faction! ”
"What do you mean?" As soon as I heard this, I was stunned, but when I asked again, the phone on Xiaopang's side had already hung up.
I hesitated for a moment and went to the scene of the incident with the waiter at the counter. In fact, the place was less than two kilometers away from the small hotel where I was staying, just under a bridge, and there was no one who didn't know about it when I asked passers-by, and I slid down the edge of the bridge, and I ran to the embankment where the incident occurred with my trouser legs, and immediately saw a group of people with broken heads and bleeding people gathered around to see something.
"Boss! Here it is! Here it is! "It's quite far away, the little fat jumped and waved his hands with me, the little red riding hood is still carrying, and the white shirt marked by the tour group has not been taken off, it looks quite festive from a distance, I walked over and asked him what was wrong, he pointed to the crowd and said to me: "Look at it, take a look at the baby, fish out a coffin!" I think it's quite evil, but I can't tell what's wrong. ”
Xiao Fat said, pulling his neck and shouting, everyone heard this, turned their heads in unison, squeezed through a small slit that everyone let go, and saw a thin old man in an old-fashioned Mao suit sitting cross-legged on top of a super large coffin pinching and chanting mantras.
The two hands of this product are all Dow fingers, the cross is crossed on the chest, and I don't know who ordered a little cinnabar on the head door, which is quite joyful, but his high-raised law and the sparse goatee are quite stylish, at first glance, like a Taoist priest, and then look at it, it is a bit nondescript.
"What is this for?" Seeing him sitting on the coffin facing an incense burner lit with sandalwood and muttering there, I was very surprised to ask Chubby.
"In the practice, this stupid - forced to say that he is the Maoshan Heavenly Master, and also said that this coffin is sealed with demons, isn't this, here is the practice of exorcism!" Xiaopang said, shrugged his shoulders and put on a rather speechless look, at this time, Da Niu also squeezed over in the crowd, he pointed to the pretending old man, turned his head and asked me: "Boss!" Is this your fellow disciple? ”
"Pull it down, charlatan." As I spoke, I sneered and motioned for them to follow me out of the river, when the old man who was sitting on the coffin board and was there urging the curse suddenly opened his eyes and yelled in my direction: "What a wicked, how dare you speak disrespectfully!" When I saw this Heavenly Master, I still didn't kneel down and confess my sins! ”
"Who is this?" I turned my head to look around, and at this time, the audience members who were covering their heads and were all wounded turned their heads in my direction, and from their eyes, I could see surprise and panic, it seemed that these mountain people really believed that the old man's nonsense regarded me as a monster
Thinking of this, I couldn't help but be a little funny, I bared my big teeth and smiled very exaggeratedly, and then pulled my eyelids to make a mockery, at this moment, the old man on the coffin couldn't hang up, and waved his hand to the people on the side and said: "Wait for everyone, quickly take down this demon, I want to sacrifice this coffin with the blood of this person!" ”
"Who dare!" When Xiaopang heard this, he rushed over very righteously, I waved my hand to pull Xiaopang aside, looked the charlatan up and down, and immediately pinched his fingers and performed a Maoshan Gate etiquette with the other party and said to Youyou: "In Xia Luli, the thirty-ninth generation disciple of the Maoshan Heavenly Master Daobei faction, the family teacher Jin Jiuling, and the ancestor Jin Daoqing, this time I didn't come to disturb on purpose, and I ask Brother Dao to forgive me if there is anything wrong!" ”
This was meant to be polite, and it was quite tactful, who knows, a stone stirred up a thousand waves, and after hearing my identity, there was an uproar in the crowd, and those people gathered together, discussing on the side, even the face of the old man who pinched the trick and chanted the spell was cloudy, he stood up, took a peachwood sword in the hand of a young man next to him, pointed at me with the tip of the sword and asked: "You said that you are a disciple of Maoshan Mountain!?" Nonsense! Why hasn't the old man heard that the Maoshan faction still has you in the past few decades!? ”
"Oh, the qualifications are still shallow, the fame is not great, the seniors are smiling, but they are indeed Maoshan disciples, even if you go to the Maoshan General Altar to check, you can find the name and surname." As I spoke, I laughed whimsily, seven points for banter, three points for sarcasm.
The other party heard my words, and his confidence was a little insufficient, but the old guy still said to me unrelentingly: "Stinky boy! You don't have to pretend to be a fart here, your grandfather has eaten more rice than you have eaten salty salt! Thinking that you are young, don't pursue it anymore, get out of the way and don't delay your grandfather's practice! ”
The old man said, and sat down angrily, I felt very depressed, so I simply walked back, at this time, the innkeeper came over with a flat pole, the old man pulled my clothes, and whispered, "What's the matter?" You're really a Taoist! ”
"It's like a fake." I said and nodded, and when the old man heard this, he took two steps back and asked again, "Seriously, are you really a Taoist priest?" ”
"What's the matter, it's not like it" Seeing that he was very skeptical, and asked twice, I raised my head and asked.