Chapter 16: Cats Play with People (II)

“…… Oh, ahhhh Help—"

Inside the village of Karn, the air vibrated violently with the roar of humans. Pen @ fun @ pavilion wWw. ｂｉｑUｇE。 ｉｎｆｏ

The original massacre has not yet ended, but a new one has begun.

It's just that the original hunter has become a prey.

The knights, who had been slaughtering the villagers a moment ago, were now the targets of torture and teasing.

And the murderer who ravaged them turned out to be a group of petite cats.

At this time, these terrible cats were walking at a relaxed pace, whispering and approaching them step by step......

“…… Meow~Meow~Meow~"

While these cat meows may seem pleasant, to the ears of these shivering knights in armor, they are tantamount to demonic roars.

“…… God, please save me......"...... God......"

Facing the slowly approaching herd of cats, the knights reflexively stepped out of their trembling legs and stepped back little by little, the armor on their bodies constantly shaking and making a screeching sound, and the tips of the swords held in both hands also shook non-stop...... Although no one has fled yet, everyone's body has been dominated by fear, as evidenced by the rattling sound of their teeth.

Even the commander of this group of heavily armed knights, His Excellency Captain Belius, who had been ordered to slaughter the civilians of the kingdom, did not know how many times he had cursed the god he believed in. In about these dozens of seconds, I have scolded more than a lifetime!

If God really exists, it is time to show up and defeat these evil beings. Why don't you save a believer who is so devout about himself when he sees death?

How did this happen? Belius shifted his gaze slightly, looking at the villagers behind him who had also looked terrified—they were now in the threshing floor in the middle of Karn Village, behind them were sixty or so villagers who had been captured by Lundus, with expressions of fear on their faces.

A small number of villagers hid on a wooden platform with a bronze bell next to the barre, armed with sickles and sticks, in an attempt to resist stubbornly.

Originally, these villagers should have been killed by the heavily armed knights, but now they were disrupted by this group of cats.

- As in the slaughter of the previous kingdom villages, the decoy force led by Belius first blocked the junction in the village of Karn, then rushed into the village to search the houses, and drove the remaining villagers from all sides to the central square, where they massacred and piled up corpses for demonstration. In the end, he deliberately connived at a few villagers to run out in order to spread the news, and with the cooperation of the traitors in the kingdom, he managed to attract the "big fish" he wanted to catch.

However, just as they had searched most of the houses and were about to burn down the village and slaughter the remaining villagers with knives, bad luck suddenly struck.

First of all, at the edge of the barn, a knight who had been pouring fire oil on the house was suddenly hit by something and flew high!

It was a very incredible thing that an adult man in heavy armor was actually knocked into the air like a ball!

What a terrifying force does this have to be? Was it whipped by the dragon's tail?

In short, this guy flew a distance of more than ten meters before landing with a deafening loud bang, and as a matter of course, he could no longer move.

And what happened next made these knights feel even more unbelievable. Because, what appeared in front of them then was not some muscular warrior, nor a huge and ferocious demonic beast, or even some mysterious magician, but a group of petite and cute, completely harmless ...... Kitten?! This contrast is even more unacceptable, okay?

And all the despair began.

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At first, although it felt that something was wrong, the knights met them with their swords, ready to kill or drive away the trouble-stirring cats.

However, the strength of these cats is really great! The long sword that was chopped over was smashed on the spot by the cat's claw! The spear that poked past was snapped off with a claw! Others had their shin guards scratched by a claw, and they fell to the ground wailing with their bleeding calves...... Hey, is this a cat or a dragon?

Or rather, a cat with the strange power of a dragon, referred to as a dragon meow?

Seeing that these cats were so tricky, the knights couldn't help but be cautious, raised their large shields to form a shield wall and tried to confront each other. Unexpectedly, several cats saw this, meowed and discussed with each other, and a big cat grabbed the tail of another kitten, whirring around in the air, and finally took off a cat-meat windmill and threw it into the formation of the knights, and in an instant smashed the shield wall into a large area!

Next, one of the other tabby cats stood up and gestured a few paws, and actually released a bunch of colorful [magic arrows], which made the knights who were still resisting on the opposite side anxious and howling wolves.

At this point, these knights, who had been bullying the weak, finally all frightened - where did these cats come from? Not only is it as strong as a monster, but it even uses magic! If you rush to it, your side will be finished a long time ago, right?

Are they teasing themselves, trying to admire the fragile human being in their dying throes? Damn, it has always been only himself who teases those untouchables, how can he be so rebellious and let a group of cats play the noble knight to death? It's really intolerable!

Under the thick helmet, someone cried like a child. There are also people who have a wet crotch.

Although they have been bullying the weak and indiscriminately killing women and children, they have never realized that they will also fall into such a fate.

“…… Yes...... Team, Captain...... Help, help. I'm hurt...... Yes...... Ah......h

A knight who had just been smashed out by the "cat-meat windmill" was lying on the ground groaning and stretched out his hand to Belius, his breastplate and helmet were deformed, and blood was constantly oozing out, and his legs were twisted to an absolutely abnormal angle, but he had not yet lost his breath.

“…… Shut up, you useless lowly civilian! ”

Belius, who was the captain of the knights, gave him a disgusted look, and had no intention of going to help. In fact, none of them have the energy to take care of others right now. The only thing I still have in mind to think about is how to deal with the spoilers who suddenly enter the chaos.

However, Captain Belius has never had such tactical literacy and experience in dealing with mutations, and he lacks even the most basic martial arts, he is just a noble son who relied on the power of his family to gild the army, and used this easy mission to seek merit and facilitate promotion.

It was originally just a simple mission to slaughter foreign civilians, and it was unlikely that it would encounter stubborn resistance, even Li. The regular army of the kingdom of Jestijah would also deliberately release water. Because they had arranged a strong internal response within the kingdom in advance, even the attack itself. The nobles of the kingdom of Jestijah themselves participated in the planning of the trap used to eliminate their political enemies, and they were only used as knives by these foreigners.

Therefore, Captain Belius, who had no military experience, was at a loss for a while, which made his subordinates even more disappointed.

Next, when the most courageous knight in the team, the knight of Lundus, took the lead in waving his sword and rushed forward, but was also electrocuted into char by a lightning strike from a certain tabby mage on the opposite side, the remaining dozen knights finally collapsed completely.

“…… Ahh I don't want to be played to death! ”

Hysterical screams rang out in the air, and one of the knights, unable to endure the horror any longer, wailed and dropped his sword before turning and fleeing.

Immediately afterwards, the rest of the knights who could still move also left their wounded companions who were still lying in pools of blood, stumbled around and scattered, so that the cats and villagers in the threshing field were stunned for a moment. And Captain Belius is at the forefront!

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- During the brief confrontation just now, Captain Belius thought he had thought everything through.

Speaking of which, they are just a small army that acts as a decoy, and has no duty to engage a strong enemy. The only task this time is to be inside. Under the guidance of the Kingdom of Jestij, disguised as a knight of the Bahasian Empire, he attacked the southeastern border villages of the kingdom, slaughtered the villagers of the kingdom, and deliberately released a small number of survivors during the massacre, so as to spread the news to the kingdom's court and pave the way for the next conspiracy.

In this way, their attack on Karn Village was actually considered a success, except that there were slightly more survivors left. However, there is no clear rule that only a few people can be left behind - in that case, why should they continue to stay in Karn Village, unnecessarily resisting the attack of the "Monsters"? Now that the task has been completed, it is the right way to accept it when you see it! He thought so to himself.

As for the wounded of his own side who were left behind, whether someone would torture them to find out some important information, and even deduce the truth of this conspiracy, or even lead to the bankruptcy of the entire trap, Captain Belius couldn't care about it at all.

Now he only cared about running towards the outside of the village, while ordering someone to blow the horn and gather the horses and archers who remained at the entrance of the village, fortunately, seeing that his people suddenly turned around and ran away, the cats over there seemed to be a little overwhelmed, and only now began to run towards the entrance of the village to catch up, but it was still quite a distance. As long as you hurry up and step on the war horse, it seems that you should still have time to retreat safely.

But will they really be able to escape?

- Just as these knights threw away their armor and fled out of breath to the open space at the entrance of the village where their horses were tethered, another cute little cute creature instantly appeared in the sky above their heads! It's the full-level goblin player who opened the cheat, Flore is also!

Well, at the same time, she is also an otaku girl who is poisoned by a magical beautiful girl anime.

“…… Ho ho Beautiful and cute righteous invincible beautiful girl, Flore is here! Remember this great name! ”

Originally, according to the game setting of Yggdrasil, the goblins were a race that was very good at stealth and stealth. In the previous hide-and-seek competitions held by the game's official, the goblins have long occupied half of the top ten, and its racial skill "Goblin Stealth" is recognized as the strongest stealth skill in the whole server, which can be activated without any cooldown, not to mention the forced stealth effect, and can also run and fly in a stealth state. The only limitation of this skill is that it cannot perform any offensive actions at all during the invisibility period, including using the skill on the target, as well as locking the target before attacking, even if it is to slap a buff aura on a teammate on the same team.

In this way, as long as the elves hide and avoid all unnecessary conflicts, they will never be detected until the elves' MP and HP values are depleted over time, unless there is a reconnaissance MONOCULUS or a high-level magic chanter among the enemies.

Therefore, the full-level goblin player Flor can wait early at the place where the knights are tied to the horses, and he is not worried about revealing his whereabouts at all.

Sadly, however, despite their superior stealth skills, the elves are not good assassins - as the saying goes, "elves never fight on their own", and the vast majority of elves have pathetic attack power. For example, Flore, who has been added to level 100 by the cheat at the moment, if he really goes head-to-head one-on-one, he is afraid that he will be pressed and beaten by combat players who are only thirty or forty levels...... The goblin's combat power is less than five.

But the problem is that these otherworldly humans in front of her, who are called knights, are actually weak chickens, and they don't even have five combat power!

“…… Ho ho ho, stupid human! Let's play the game together! [Level 10 Fairy Trick - Trick or Treat If You Don't Play with Me]! ”

Without waiting for the following "stupid humans" to react, Flore, hovering in mid-air, unleashed magic on them, to be exact, a magic-like ability unique to non-human monsters, called "goblin tricks" or "goblin tricks", which belong to the most basic skills that the goblins are born with.

This thing can show different skill effects depending on the class of the elf player. The current Flor is a fifteenth-level fairy priest and a fairy trickster, and the elf tricks of the previous profession can save lives like a human healer; The fairy tricks of the latter class can create all kinds of wonderful prank effects that are purely hilarious, and the specific types of effects displayed are completely random, and anything can happen.

Although this kind of spell dedicated to goblin pranks can't put any sturdy normal person to death, it is also a tenth-level goblin trick anyway, and it is close to the level of the world-destroying forbidden spell in this world, and it is not something that any amulet and props can resist or immune.

As a result, invisible magical energy was released from Flore's hands and applied to the knights and horses present, and for a moment both people and horses felt their stomachs squirm rapidly, and the sound of farts one after another was like thunder - it turned out that they were all unscientifically hit by the [Group Infinite Fart Technique] at the same time!

――Well, it seems that pre-placing a disguised "fart cushion" on a guest's seat is one of the traditional Japanese pranks......

“…… Puff-"...... Puff puff puff - ""...... Poof-cough-cough, it stinks......"

However, despite the sound of farts and the smell of the stench, the knights jumped into the saddle and fled with their horses—and Flore, who had not been able to complete the task of stopping the enemy, was in a hurry...... Huh? How can you still run? Again! [Level 10 Fairy Trick - Trick or Treat If You Don't Play with Me]! ”

The next moment, from Captain Belius to ordinary knights, they all suddenly felt a whirlwind of the sky, nausea and dizziness...... Even if the humans in the saddle could barely grit their teeth and hold on, the horses under their crotches could no longer support them, and they all wailed in unison, and collapsed one after another!

- The effect of this prank forbidden spell is to make all the knights who escaped from Karn Village, even the people and horses fall into the [Group Stun Technique]...... After repeated blows, they finally fell off the saddle one by one or were thrown off by the equally dizzy war horses, and could no longer run.

However, despite being dizzy and weak, they are driven by the desire to survive, and they still stumble and run away while puffing and farting. Some even struggled to pull out healing potions, antidotes, and curse scrolls from their bosoms, trying to save themselves.

Looking back at the little cats who were grinding and hadn't run over yet, the little goblin Flor gritted his teeth and performed today's third [Level 10 Goblin Trick - Trick or Treat If You Don't Play with Me], and then let a clump of green grass grow on the top of these knights' heads in an instant.

At first glance, this forbidden spell-level prank has failed again. But the problem is that the green grass on the top of the knights' heads, whose scientific name is nepeta, always exudes some kind of strong special aroma, and there is a more well-known nickname called "catnip......

As a result, an excited cat meow sounded like thunder, and the eyes of every chasing kitten lit up with excitement and bloodthirsty red light:

“…… Meow - ""...... Meow! Meow!! Meow!!! ”

-- A dozen or so human knights who had been stunned by the stun spell and whose own level was less than level 20 attracted a group of level 100 kitten players with fists comparable to elephants, and who were in a rage and did not know the power of control at all, were overturned by their claws, scratched and scratched, and smashed a few magic spells from time to time...... What will be the result?

Well, anyway, when the Lich King Ainz arrived belatedly with a vote of thugs, the catnip kittens who got out of control were still bouncing and barking, rubbing each other around, with the virtue of an addict. And the dozen or so armored knights whose heads were reduced to flower pots were no longer even human, and had completely turned into piles of unrecognizable rotten flesh and bones, and scrap copper and rotten iron. The smell of blood choked him as a lich and he couldn't stand it......

At this point, with the joint efforts of the kitten people and the goblins, these stupid human knights were finally all played to death...... The special aroma of strong is also known by a more well-known alias, called "catnip......

As a result, an excited cat meow sounded like thunder, and the eyes of every chasing kitten lit up with excitement and bloodthirsty red light:

“…… Meow - ""...... Meow! Meow!! Meow!!! ”

-- A dozen or so human knights who had been stunned by the stun spell and whose own level was less than level 20 attracted a group of level 100 kitten players with fists comparable to elephants, and who were in a rage and did not know the power of control at all, were overturned by their claws, scratched and scratched, and smashed a few magic spells from time to time...... What will be the result?

Well, anyway, when the Lich King Ainz arrived belatedly with a vote of thugs, the catnip kittens who got out of control were still bouncing and barking, rubbing each other around, with the virtue of an addict. And the dozen or so armored knights whose heads were reduced to flower pots were no longer even human, and had completely turned into piles of unrecognizable rotten flesh and bones, and scrap copper and rotten iron. The smell of blood choked him as a lich and he couldn't stand it......

At this point, with the joint efforts of the kitten people and the goblins, these stupid human knights were finally all played to death......