The woman was gone, and the street was deserted. I grabbed Mr. Lu and said, "Don't divert the topic, let's get straight to the point today, you honestly, what's going on with the two of you?" ”

Mr. Lu began to hide again: "Zhao Mang, you have to coax me now." If I get angry and turn around and leave, you're going to die. Do you believe it or not? ”

Mr. Lu's mouth was full of threats, but the evil smile on his face betrayed him.

I knew that if Mr. Lu didn't want to sue me, it would be useless for me to force him, so I also said with a hippie smile: "In the middle of the night, where are you going?" Sleeping on the street? ”

Mr. Lu laughed, then patted me on the shoulder: "Interesting, interesting." ”

Then, he pointed to a large rock on the side of the road and said, "It's a long story, let's sit and talk about it." ”

At this time, the evening is already a little cold. I sat down on the stone and thought, "If I sit in the middle of the night, I'm going to have diarrhea tomorrow." ”

I was thinking about it, and the more I thought about it, the funnier it became, and I couldn't help but smile.

And Mr. Lu's expression became more and more strict. He looked at the street lamp opposite and said, "I do have a friendship with her." If I hadn't become a monk, I'd be married to her by now. ”

I looked at Mr. Lu in surprise: "I didn't expect you to have this romantic history." But why did you suddenly become a monk again? ”

Mr. Lu smiled and said, "When I was very young, about six or seven years old, I lost my parents and became an orphan. I didn't have enough to eat in my hometown, so I wandered with the crowd and begged for food. ”

"At that time, there were a lot of kids like me. Everyone smells like, gangs up, cheats and steals all day long, and does everything they can. And I'm the worst of them all. ”

I couldn't help but nod and said, "It's not so bad that you are not so bad, I guess it was practiced at that time." ”

Mr. Lu smiled, not paying attention to my teasing. He continued: "We are six or seven year olds. Even if they steal your stuff. What can you do? If the adults catch us, we can beat us up at most. Some didn't even fight, and drove us away with a wave of their hands. So we are even more lawless. ”

"Once, I was stealing vegetables in the field with my two children. Suddenly, I saw a group of people, dressed in white clothes and white pants, crying and crying. ”

I asked, "Did you meet the funeral procession?" "The island is coming to row.

Mr. Lu nodded and said, "Yes." I said to my two companions at the time. There must be offerings on the grave, all of them are good wine and good food, do you dare to follow me to steal food? ”

I looked at Mr. Lu in surprise and said, "Go to the grave and steal food." You're not small. ”

Mr. Lu smiled slightly and said, "Once a person is hungry, what is on the grave?" Even if it's in the coffin, I dare to take it. It's just that my two companions are not very bold. The two of them already had radishes in their mouths, so they weren't too keen on wine and meat. I scolded them for two sentences and slipped through alone. ”

I glared and asked, "And then you ate those things?" ”

Mr. Lu nodded: "After the funeral is gone." I ran over. I ate the food from the grave and drank the wine from the grave. The food and wine were hot, and after a while, I was a little drunk. Then he fell asleep on the grave in a daze. Hey, speaking of which, I was kind of an alcoholic when I was a kid. ”

I looked at him in surprise: "Mr. Lu, I didn't expect you to be so bold. Sleep on the grave. You are truly a natural Taoist. ”

Mr. Lu smiled slightly, and then said, "When I wake up again." I found myself lying on a bed with a quilt over my body. ”

When I heard this, I couldn't help but wrap my clothes. I cautiously said, "You can't be the hell, right?" ”

Mr. Lu said: "When I came back to my senses, I thought I had seen a ghost. I climbed out of bed and walked lightly outside. Then, he was grabbed by a hand on the back of his neck. ”

When Mr. Lu said this, he suddenly stretched out his hand, grabbed my collar, and said lightly: "It's like this." ”

I was so frightened that I almost cried out. My voice trembled a little: "In the middle of the night, this street is so gloomy, don't scare me." ”

Mr. Lu pointed to my face and said with a smile: "At that time, my expression was similar to that of you now. ”

Mr. Lu said: "I am usually very bold. But when I met a ghost, I was still scared. I'm just a kid after all. I hugged my head and yelled, I was wrong, spare me, ghost grandpa don't eat me. ”

"At that moment, a slap hit me on the back of the head. I heard a woman say, "This kid looks so clever, why is he talking so stupid?" Have you ever seen a ghost come out in broad daylight? ”

Mr. Lu sharpened his voice and made the woman's scolding vivid. I watched it so funny that I forgot to be scared.

I grinned and said, "No wonder you say this a lot, I learned it from here." ”

Mr. Lu smiled, not ashamed, and said: "No way, I was so scared that I almost peed my pants at that time, I was too impressed." ”

I asked, "What happened later?" ”

Mr. Lu said: "Later, when I looked back, it was a tall woman who was holding my neck. Her face was tanned, her arms and legs were thick, and she looked like she was used to farm work. ”

"She let me go, and then said to me, 'You dare to steal the offerings from the grave? It's not a small amount of courage, you have to pay. ”

"I was scared of ghosts. But for people, they are not afraid. I turned around and tried to run. But she caught me again. As soon as I rolled over and lay on the ground, I began to roll around. ”

I imagined Mr. Lu playing tricks. I can't help but want to laugh.

Mr. Lu said: "Later, this woman pulled me up. She said that it was her husband who was buried in the graveyard yesterday. She wanted a son to support her and asked me if I would like to recognize her as a mother. As soon as I heard that there was a place to take care of food, I naturally agreed. Then she pointed to a little girl. Said it was her daughter. Asked me if I would like to marry her as a daughter-in-law. ”

As soon as I heard this, I was stunned, glared at Mr. Lu and said, "What is this?" The two of you have just been brother and sister for less than a minute, are you going to be husband and wife again? Why do I always feel a little messy? ”

Mr. Lu said: "Although I was only six or seven years old at that time, after all, I had been wandering for a long time, so I was sensible very early. I also felt that something was wrong. But the woman said, "It's called kissing and kissing." Only if I marry her daughter, will I stay with all my heart in the future, and when she is old, I will do my best to support her. ”

"I thought to myself, this woman is so careful. It's easy for someone to take me in, and of course I'll be grateful. Is she so suspicious of me? ”

I interjected, "Mr. Lu, I don't think she's wrong in worrying. After all, you kids do all kinds of bad things. Her behavior is simply a conspiracy with the tiger. Be careful, of course. ”

Mr. Lu smiled and nodded, and then said, "She said the same at the time. It made me blush a little, and then I made a few random vows. But this woman did not believe my oath. She said that I was a wandering doll, and the gods didn't care, and the heavens and the earth didn't bless. God doesn't care about the oath. I must visit the church on the spot. ”

I almost choked on my own saliva, and I couldn't help but say, "She's really anxious." ”

Mr. Lu nodded and said, "I didn't think much about it at the time. After all, many people couldn't eat at that time. The bachelors of the poor family grabbed a handful. I got a daughter-in-law for nothing and solved a lifelong event, what is there not to be satisfied with? So I immediately agreed. ”

The woman took out two red candles from the drawer. I lit it, and then I sat down in a chair and let the two of us worship the church. ”

I was dumbfounded, and for a moment I was speechless.

Mr. Lu said: "I knelt down at that time. First worship heaven and earth, and then worship the high church. ”

I laughed: "It turns out that what is said in the play is true." It's really like worshipping heaven and earth. ”

Mr. Lu waved his hand: "This woman learned from the opera." At that time, I was about to worship each other, and after worshipping, the two of us were considered husband and wife. At this time, an old road outside quickly ran in. Then pulled me away. ”

He pointed at the woman and said, "You have done this kind of unreasonable thing?" ”