"After that day, my brother seemed to be a different person, and often did things that didn't make sense, which can be described in one word. Unbelievable, his grandmother's, who said that Lao Tzu is uneducated, don't look at Lao Tzu has not been in school for a few years, and he still has a cultural temperament when he says it! Even the unbelievable can be used..."After Zhang Shuai said the word unbelievable, he slapped his thigh excitedly. Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info

"Ugh! Knowing that your culture is high, what did you do when your brother came back? It makes you use it unbelievable...... "Zhang Haoke knows that Zhang Shuai has been fond of bragging since he was a child, and he must have been a good storyteller in ancient times, not to mention that now he has drunk a few bottles of wine, and when he saw that this guy began to run the train with his mouth full again, he quickly interrupted him and asked. He knew that if he didn't stop Zhang Shuai and let this guy play freely, this guy would be able to divert the topic from the topic.

"After coming back that day, my brother's behavior became more and more eccentric, at first he just talked to himself, and later he used to comb his hair in the mirror with a comb, and he didn't even ask about business. This was absolutely impossible in the past, my brother has been sloppy since he was a child, and he has a good man's uninhibited style, and he usually doesn't like to wash his face......" Zhang Shuai's words were interrupted by Zhang Hao before he finished speaking.

"What's this, what if your brother suddenly loves to be clean....."

"Oh, listen to me! You didn't say that when you saw my brother, you didn't say that after you saw it, because my brother was troublesome to wash his hair, so he has been shaving his head for the past two years, and you said that he is a big man who doesn't even have hair, and it's weird to take a mirror comb and comb his hair there all day long? Zhang Shuai took a puff of cigarette and said.

"This is really weird....." Zhang Hao listened to Zhang Shuai's words and swallowed a mouthful of spit. Zhang Hao made up that picture in his mind, and when he thought of a bald man with five big and three thick years holding a mirror and a comb to comb his hair there all day long, Zhang Hao felt a little ridiculous and funny in his heart, but more importantly, he felt incredible and had a chill in his back. This Nima is too incredible!

"I'm telling you, it's not the weirdest thing, the more my brother behaves the more weird it becomes, and in the end my brother actually sleeps in a coffin. This matter was discovered by a guy in the coffin shop first, it was one morning, this guy went to work, saw that the coffin was not covered with a lid, so he wanted to push it up, who knew that when he came to the front of him, a person suddenly came out of it, and the guy was scared to pee at that time, and since then the guys in the coffin shop have resigned and stopped doing it, and the coffin shop is closed, and then my brother has a lot of strange behaviors, and my sister-in-law is really afraid of my brother's actions, so she divorced my brother. My parents and I took my brother to several hospitals for check-ups, and they all said that they were mentally ill, but they didn't get better after taking a lot of medicine. I didn't think it was mentally ill, so I took my brother to many places to burn incense and worship the Buddha, but it didn't get better. I always think that this matter is related to the business that my brother received, do you say that my brother earns too much money from other people, and Boss Wang's grandmother is unwilling to come to the door? Zhang Shuai suddenly lowered his voice and leaned into Zhang Hao's ear and asked.

Zhang Hao was preoccupied with Zhang Wu's coffin, when he suddenly felt that someone was blowing wind in his ear, and he was so frightened that he subconsciously slapped him and slapped Zhang Shuai in the face.....

", rat, why are you beating me..... " Zhang Shuai was originally drunk in a daze, but after this slap, he woke up half of the wine, covered his face and stared at Zhang Hao with bull's eyes and asked.

"Ugh! I'm sorry, handsome! I really didn't mean to, I was thinking about your brother sleeping in a coffin just now, and I didn't notice that you were talking in my ear, I thought you were a ghost? Why did you suddenly come to my ear while you're talking! The soul is scared away by you, what did you just say? Zhang Hao patted his chest and said.

Zhang Shuai stared at Zhang Hao for a long time, and made sure that this guy really didn't mean it, so he rubbed his face and said: "I said that I suspect that my brother's crazy thing is related to Boss Wang's business, is it because my brother earns too much money, Boss Wang's grandmother came to the door, this thing is a bit evil, of course I want to make a quieter voice, you just started too heavy this time, and my cheeks are especially swollen for me, don't believe it, you have to invite me to eat a good meal to make up, otherwise this matter will not be over.....:

"Okay, in two days, please go to Sanhe Yuan to make up for you, but this is really not bad for me, my subconscious behavior at that time, you are too, if it is really Boss Wang's grandmother looking for trouble with your brother, your voice can be heard even by the villain! I think you're thinking too much, let's not talk about whether there are ghosts in the world, and even if there are ghosts, it shouldn't be, haven't you heard people say it often! The dead are not mixed with the trade of the living, the business is negotiated between the two parties, one is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, your brother has not had any disrespectful behavior towards Boss Wang's grandmother, people should not be looking for trouble for no reason, it should be another reason, it is estimated that it is really a mental problem, is your brother still sleeping in a coffin? Zhang Hao pondered for a while and expressed his opinion.

"The coffin is locked, so he shouldn't be able to sleep in the coffin now, but he has other hobbies, he loves singing now, and he sings all female characters, the voice is sharp and sharp, it doesn't sound like our Henan Henan opera, and most of the time it is sung in the middle of the night, I feel panicked when I listen to it...."Zhang Shuai rubbed his cheeks and said.

"Singing? How do you learn to sing, I'll see what kind of drama I know is not ....." Zhang Hao thought for a while and asked.

"I'm scared when I hear it, and I don't understand it! How to learn! Zhang Shuai said depressedly.

"Then you can hum the tune too! Just hum a few words, let's go to the two of them, I won't laugh at .....you if you don't sing well," Zhang Hao said with a smile.

"Alright! I sang...."

"The concubine is in a bad mood when she breaks her intestines, she knows that it is not easy to separate, it is easy to abandon the woman, and now she regrets Chi Jun, remembers whether the phoenix is more than her wings that day, and remembers whether the butterfly is too kind, and regrets whether the old love has no place to return, and whether there is a mother, no father, and an orphan! Do you know if I owe illness and will die of grief for you soon..."A female voice came out crying and complaining, her voice was sharp and thin, and she sang in Cantonese. Zhang Hao has been in Guangzhou and Shenzhen for two years, and he can barely understand what he sings when he closes his eyes and listens carefully, but he doesn't know the name Zhang Hao.

After a while, the voice stopped, and Zhang Hao patted Zhang Shuai's arm and said, "Okay! Handsome, if you don't make a sound, you're already a blockbuster! He also said that he couldn't sing, this Nima sang very well, and her voice was really like a woman, you said it on purpose! “

"Mouse, this voice is not what I sing! I haven't opened my mouth yet....." Zhang Shuai looked at Zhang Hao and said with a sad face. It's so close to crying like that, and it's as ugly as it gets.