Chapter 81: Illusion (Part I)
There is a monk who travels to the house of the second prince of the Su Ministry of Jiaohe, he is good at magic and has endless changes. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info claimed to be the same disciple as Daoist Lu. He and the mud were made into pigs, and when he recited incantations, the pigs began to wriggle; And he recited the incantation, and the pig crowed; The incantation was repeated, and the pig jumped. He gave the pig to the cook to be slaughtered for the guests, and the pork did not taste very good. After eating, the guests vomited a lot, and all they vomited was mud. There was a scholar who lived with a monk because of the rain on the way, and he secretly asked the monk: "The Taiping Guangji records that the warlock recites a spell to the tile, gives the tile to others, and uses this tile to draw the wall, and the wall is immediately opened, and he can secretly enter other people's boudoirs. The monk said, "It's not difficult. The monk then picked up a piece of tile, chanted it for a long time, and said, "You can take this tile." But don't speak, and it won't work. The reader tried it with the tiles, and the wall opened. The scholar came to a place and saw the woman whom he had been longing for day and night, undressing and sleeping. He kept in mind the monk's admonition, and without saying a word, he closed the door and went to bed directly, and became close to him, and the woman was also happy and harmonious. The next day, the reader woke up and found himself lying on his wife's bed in the ancient history net. The two were questioning each other, and the monk came to the door to count the scholars and said, "Daoist Lu has been struck by lightning because of a thought, do you still want to affect me?" I'm joking with you, but fortunately it didn't damage your great virtue, and I hope you won't have such evil thoughts in the future. After that, the monk sighed and said, "The evil thoughts you gave birth to this time have been recorded by the underworld magistrate. Although it is not subject to major punishment, it will have an impact on your future career! Later, this scholar really had a rough life, and only in his later years did he get a position of instructor, and he was poor all his life.
I studied under the Red Cloth, and it was she who founded the Red Handkerchief, specializing in promoting all kinds of illusions. I don't have much to say about the deeds of Master Zu, I remember that I followed my master Yan Fei when I was five years old, at that time I didn't know anything about illusion, it was the master who took me in, and he saw that I didn't have parents and was very pitiful, so he took me around, and at first he didn't plan to teach me about the red handkerchief. So I didn't think Master was great, but then there was one thing that made me admire him, and it was precisely because of that incident that I became interested in the Red Gate.
At that time, I don't know exactly where it was, but I remember that it was at the foot of a mountain. It was a hot summer, and the sound of frogs was everywhere on the banks of the stream at the foot of the mountain, and many local villagers were catching frogs. At first, there were relatively few people, but when they found that there were many frogs and became greedy, they went back to the village to call for people, and finally even women and children carried bamboo baskets on their backs and began to hunt frogs in large numbers with nets. I asked the master why they were catching so many frogs, and the frogs looked so pitiful. The master said: "They rely on the mountains to eat the mountains and the water, so they will naturally catch some game and sell it in the market for some money to live." "How young I was at that time, I didn't care whether the villagers were rich or poor, anyway, I saw that the frogs were caught in the bamboo basket and it was pitiful, so I wanted to rescue them.
"Ali, let's not meddle in our business."
"No, don't let them catch frogs, frogs are pests."
"But they also have to live."
"Life can be made by one's own technology, and one can't destroy the life of frogs for the sake of one's own life."
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The master couldn't resist me, so he promised me to help the frogs. I was very happy, but the master did not squeak for a long time, and when I saw that the villagers were returning with frogs loaded with them, and were happily preparing to go to the market to sell, I was a little angry, and said that the master did not mean what he said. At this time, the master smiled slightly and said, "Silly boy, do you think that with my old mouth, I can make them put down the loot they have worked so hard to catch?" Even if they release these frogs today, can you guarantee that they won't catch them in the future? ”
I think what the master said is very reasonable, and I don't know what to do when I stand there. The master touched my head, "Let's go, today I will let you see the ability of our Red Gate." ”
Usually just saw the master perform some street tricks, I just followed the practice of some basic skills, the master's real skills are generally not easy to show, he said that the times are different now, knowing some Jianghu skills is enough for me to eat in the future, really show the Red Gate Peerless everywhere will be widely concerned by the society, and it will also cause a lot of trouble at that time. And today, when the master is willing to show it in front of me, I am even more excited.
The master walked first, and I followed closely behind towards the market at the head of the village. Out of curiosity, I kept asking the master along the way if he wanted me to help prepare some props and the like, and I used some props more or less when performing with the master before, and our line of work is fake like magic. The master waved his hand and motioned for me not to talk too much. At the foot of the hill was their village, which was not very small, and the women and children went straight to their respective homes, and we followed the frog catchers to the village market. When they arrived at the market, they rushed to their respective stalls and quickly took out the basin of water, on which they put down bamboo baskets and let the frogs half-submerge themselves in the water. It seems that they have caught a lot of frogs before, and their movements are very skillful. The chef and I walked into a noodle shop as a foothold, and I sat in this noodle shop just in time to see the stalls selling frog villagers.
"Boss, two bowls of beef noodles without coriander."
"Well, wait a minute."
It didn't take much effort, and the shopkeeper brought two bowls of beef noodles to the table.
"Two, your face. You don't like you like a local, and it's not a scenic spot, so why did you come here? ”
"Oh, I'm here to find this child's father, and I happened to be passing through this village, and when I'm hungry, I should eat a bowl of noodles by the way, and I should rest my feet."
"Yes, yes, people are iron and rice are steel, and our noodles are the most famous in the village, hehe."
Listening to the conversation between the master and him, my heart was already amused.
"By the way, do you have frog meat here, I saw it sold on the side of the road, and I was hungry. Can you help me do that."
"I'm sorry, we're just a noodle restaurant, we don't do stir-frying."
"Oh, you have a kitchen, you have pots and pans, oil, salt, sauce and vinegar, so I'll give you money and you go to the stall over there to buy me a few frogs, I'll do it myself, just use your kitchen pots and pans, and double the money for vegetables and noodles for you!"
"Okay, I'll buy it from you."
As soon as the noodle boss saw that there was such a good business, he immediately ran to the stall to buy frogs.
"Didn't we save the frog, why did you ask him to buy it and cook it?" Until now, I don't know what kind of medicine is sold in the master's gourd.
"Hehe, don't worry, you'll just wait to see a good show later!"