The highest mountain in the wild boar forest is called "Black Mountain Mouth" because it is shaped like an eagle's beak and has a special black bamboo growing on the mountain.

Today is the 600th birthday of the wild boar king, so the nearby demon kings and little demons have come to celebrate their birthdays, and there is a long queue in front of the mountain gate of "Black Mountain Mouth".

"The Black Panther King is here and will give ten pairs of 10,000-year-old Ganoderma lucidum~"

"The green snake fairy arrived, and gave a thousand-year-old snow lotus~"

"The master of Jiming Mountain has arrived, and he will give a treasure tripod~"

...

The two pig demons in front of the mountain gate, one is responsible for receiving invitations and leading guests into the mountain, called "Kiko", and the other is responsible for recording the congratulatory gifts brought by the goblins who come to congratulate the birthday, called "Reiko".

The "Kiko" saw two pig demons in front of him who were not tall and walked staggeringly walking towards this side. The one in front of him was slender, but there was no extra piece of meat, and this was the first time he had seen such a thin pig demon.

"Kiko" looked at the two of them, and with a stomach full of doubts, she asked:

"Are you two here to celebrate my king's birthday?"

The thin man hurriedly stepped forward and bowed, and said with a grin:

"Exactly, please look at the invitation of the two of us..."

"Xizi" took the invitation of the thin pig demon, looked at it carefully, and asked:

"Simon... Blowing blood .... Do you live on a hill not too far from here?"

The thin pig demon nodded hurriedly and replied:

"Yes, yes, my name is Simon, and my brother's name is Blowing Blood. Although the two of us are not big demons, we still have a little filial piety..."

As he spoke, Simon gave Blowing Blood a look, and Blowing Blood immediately understood, and took out a box from his arms.

"What is this?" "Reiko" took the box and looked at it carefully for a long time, "You two are not here to eat and drink, are you?"

"That's a good thing, if you press the mechanism outside, this box will make a beautiful sound...", explained Blowing Blood enthusiastically.

"Reiko" heard the words of blowing blood, and unconsciously pressed the mechanism on the box, only to hear a "poof" sound, and a stench came out from it, this stench with black smoke, like the filth excreted by people outside the body.

"Reiko" was so smoky by the stench that she almost fainted, and she coughed non-stop, and tears kept flowing from her eyes.

"Damn, what kind of 'piano sound' are you, it's clearly a fart! I'm going to throw up..."

"Reiko" couldn't help but run to the back, "Ouou" vomited, "Xizi" covered her nose to drive away the stench, and scolded Simon and Blowing Blood:

"Grandma, it looks like you're here to smash the field!"

Blowing blood quickly pinched his nose and put the box away, and apologized again and again:

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I got it wrong, this is a 'fart box', it's for self-defense..."

Simon patted his forehead, thinking that this idiot couldn't do anything, and said to Blowing Blood:

"Idiot, take out the gift for the king..."

Blowing Blood hurriedly took out another box from his bosom, pressed the mechanism on it, and suddenly a pleasant sound of the piano floated out of it.

"Xizi" looked at it, and thought that this thing was strange enough, what kind of treasure beads, pills or something were given by others, and there was really a lack of rare things like it, and the wild boar king would definitely like it, so his expression eased a little, and said:

"This object is also quite peculiar, forget it, for the sake of your interest in the Boar King, let you go... Reiko, have you vomited enough, come and write a gift list..."

Simon wiped the sweat from his forehead with Blowing Blood, and finally passed the test. This Ximen and Blowing Blood are exactly what Li Chengfeng and Qu Lingge played, and Qu Lingge specially made this organ to make the birthday gift of the Wild Boar King.

Li Chengfeng and Qu Lingge stepped into the mountain gate of Heishanzui, and what caught their eyes was a big cottage, because today is the birthday of the wild boar king, but here is a colorful lantern, so lively.

"Idiot, I almost messed you up again just now, why don't you have such a long memory?" Li Chengfeng complained, he really wanted to pull Qu Lingge and smash his head open to see what was inside.

"Chengfeng, I've never seen such a big scene, and we're surrounded by monsters, you know, I'm most afraid of snakes, the snake spirit in front of me just now spit out a long letter, so scary... I'm nervous, so I'm just..."Qu Lingge explained desperately.

"Forget it, idiot, do you remember what I told you before? Li Chengfeng asked.

"I haven't forgotten it, I've already assembled that 'drill gopher', and if something happens, we'll escape from the underground hole..."Qu Lingge replied.

Li Chengfeng nodded, he was still full of confidence in Qu Lingge's skills, although he would sometimes be busy and messy.

The two of them followed the flow of people into a huge hall, the main hall was completely made of wood, the top of the hall was covered with banana leaves, although the sky had not completely darkened at this time, the torches around were lit one by one, which was also a special mood.

Li Chengfeng and Qu Lingge happened to be arranged in the front row, close to the position of the Central Wild Boar King's Throne.

Li Chengfeng secretly felt that the luck of the two was still good, so close to the Wild Boar King, they would definitely be able to hear some secrets.

At the same table, there are a few monsters, but they are all little demons, and Li Chengfeng and the others don't care.

After all the guests who came to pay their respects were seated, "Kiko" walked to the front desk and said:

"It seems that everyone has arrived, please invite the king in~"

After speaking, a fat man with black hair and green fangs walked in, and the fat man was covered in fat and trembled with him.

This fat man must be the boar king, he sat on the throne with his ass, narrowed his little eyes, and looked at the monsters under the seat.

"My King has the honor to invite you to my 600th birthday. In addition, there is an honored guest, who will be arriving soon, and he is my sworn brother, the Blood Bat King..."

As the Wild Boar King was talking, suddenly a black whirlwind hung up from the audience, and this whirlwind carried a strong demonic aura, and it rushed to the side of the Wild Boar King in the blink of an eye.

"Xizi" was taken aback, and was about to step forward to protect the lord, but was signaled by the wild boar king with a smile and waved his hand and retreated.

"Brother Wild Boar, it's too late for my brother..."The black whirlwind disappeared, revealing a tall middle-aged man wearing a black cloak.

This man has slender ears, a pair of fangs protruding from his mouth, a hooked nose, and his eyes are dripping, and he is undoubtedly the Blood Bat King.

"It's not too late, it's not too late, I know that my brother can only be active at night, so I deliberately set this feast in the evening. I'll just sit with my brother, the two of us haven't seen each other for a long time, so it's okay for Lala to be homely..."

"It's okay or good, there's been a lot of things lately, and I've been busy, so it's rare to have a chance to drink your brother's birthday wine..."The Blood Bat King said, and sat down opposite the Boar King.

Li Chengfeng and the others were in good spirits at this time, pricking up their ears to listen to the words of these two people, for fear of missing some important information.

"This time, I came to your mountain in a hurry, and I didn't bring any valuable gifts, and I met a Terran woman on the road, who looked very much in line with my brother's taste, so I captured her for my brother and dedicated her to my brother to enjoy..."The Blood Bat King said, shaking his black cloak, and a puff of smoke blew through, revealing a woman.

The woman was in good shape, and her hair was black and covered her face. She fainted in front of the Boar King at this time, and she must have been cursed by the Blood Bat King.

The Blood Bat King drank a sentence of "Wake up!", the woman slowly woke up, and when the Wild Boar King saw the woman, his eyes suddenly lit up.

"What a peerless beauty, my old pig didn't expect such a glamorous blessing, girl, would you like to be my wife?"

The woman saw the boar king's face clearly, and immediately screamed in fright, but was pointed on the forehead by the blood bat king, and suddenly fell silent.

"Damn, my Blood Bat King is most afraid of this scream, I really can't stand it..."

The boar king looked at the woman, and his saliva actually flowed.

"I don't know what this woman looks like, so that this old pig is so spermy..."Li Chengfeng whispered to Qu Lingge.

"Chengfeng, shouldn't we save this sister?" Qu Lingge said.

"Uh... You're right... Haha..."Li Chengfeng smiled awkwardly, he was obviously not paying attention to this.

The boar king turned the woman around, and announced to the demons:

"This beauty is my Wild Boar King's wife!"

Only then did Li Chengfeng and Qu Lingge see the woman's face clearly, the woman's mouth was very big, her nose was full of spots, and her eyebrows were also thick, especially the long nose hair sticking out of her nostrils, which was very disgusting.

The wine that Li Chengfeng had just drunk squirted out all of a sudden, grandma's, is this the peerless beauty in the eyes of this pig?