I'm a little anxious, I have to find a way to get Xiaoping away, otherwise, I'll die. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

As soon as I entered the hospital gate, I said to Xiaoping, "I'm going to make it easier." With that, I ran into the bathroom.

I immediately called Hu Xiaoming: "Hey, brother, where are you?" ”

Hu Xiaoming replied in a low voice: "I'm in a meeting, it's inconvenient to answer the phone, you can call again in an hour." With that, he hung up the phone.

I wanted to ask Hu Xiaoming for help and ask him to take Xiaoping away, but I didn't expect Hu Xiaoming to be in a meeting.

I lost my mind and walked around the bathroom like ants on a hot pan.

"Liang Ling, did you fall into the dung pit?" Xiaoping shouted loudly outside the bathroom.

"I... I'll be out right away. I replied. I thought: There is no one to save the driver, so I can only take one step at a time and act at the opportunity.

As soon as I came out of the bathroom, I saw Xiaoping staring at her, standing outside the bathroom with her waist crossed.

"You... You look like a dominatrix. I joked lightly.

Xiaoping asked angrily, "Liang Ling, are you treating me like a monkey?" ”

"What's wrong with me?" I deliberately pretended to be inexplicable. Actually, I know: Xiaoping has become suspicious of me.

"Liang Ling, you are physiologically fine, right?" Xiaoping asked, looking at my crotch.

I smirked and asked, "Of course I'm sick, am I going to find a fault with myself, or is it such an unsightly problem?" ”

"Since you do have a problem, why do you put on a look of hiding illness and avoiding medical treatment?" Xiaoping asked.

I feigned surprise and asked, "Am I like this?" No way. Frankly: I heard that you found me a famous doctor, and I can't be happy. If my illness is cured, I will be able to regain my manly style. You say, can I be upset? Can it not be treated aggressively? ”

"Humph! God knows what you think? Let's go, it's time to make an appointment. Xiaoping seemed to believe my explanation.

In any case, you can't show the filling. Even if you ask a doctor to check it, you may not be able to detect it. I just need to keep a reaction when the doctor examines me.

However, I can't guarantee that I won't react by then, because I've heard that doctors have many methods, such as asking you to watch pictures of men and women making love.

Xiaoping contacted the doctor, and the doctor said, "I have another patient here, wait a minute." ”

"Liang Ling, sit down for a while, and you'll be fine immediately." Xiaoping pointed to the chair outside the clinic.

I sat down in the chair, thinking that if I showed my stuffing in front of Xiaoping today, it would be completely planted. Not only did Xiaoping get angry with me, but she would immediately force me to sleep with her.

To be honest, I'm still a boy, and I don't want a little girl to take over my first night. Besides, Xiaoping is still the fiancée of my iron buddy, and I must not be angry.

Suddenly, I had a brilliant idea, and that was to go to the bathroom and fix it, and I read a piece of knowledge in a medical book: a man doesn't react within two hours of orgasm.

I was overjoyed and thought, "Mom, I didn't think of this idea."

I hurriedly stood up and said to Xiaoping, "I want to go to the bathroom again." ”

Xiaoping frowned and said, "Liang Ling, are you really a kidney deficit, you just went to the bathroom and are going to go again." ”

"I... I had a little beer at noon. I grinned and ran to the bathroom.

Xiaoping followed me again, and she stood guard at the door of the bathroom and said, "Hurry up!" ”

Xiaoping is treating me as a prisoner, guarding me so tightly, as if I will escape. It seems that Xiaoping is already skeptical about whether I have a physical problem.

I scurried into a cubicle, hurriedly took off my pants, and began to rub my life.

I haven't leaked it for at least a month, so I have a fire in my heart. Before he could rub it a few times, there was a bang, and the sticky thing poured into the toilet.

I thought to myself: such a good thing has been wasted, and I have heard that this thing of man is nutritious.

I wiped my life clean, put on my pants, and walked out of the bathroom with peace of mind. Now, I'm not afraid of anything.

Xiaoping sniffed and asked, "You have a fresh smell on your body, it smells good." As he spoke, he leaned closer to me and sniffed hard.

I was shocked and thought: Mom, is Xiaoping a dog's nose, and she can still smell me?

"I took a bath with osmanthus soap last night, so there is a fresh smell on my body." I say.

Xiaoping sniffed again, and said suspiciously: "You didn't have this smell on your body just now, why did you smell when you went to the bathroom?" ”

"That's weird. Maybe you didn't smell it carefully. I interrupted.

Xiaoping glanced at me and said, "Maybe." ”

Xiaoping looked at me again, and then said, "I remember, when I slept in your bed yesterday, you had this smell in your bed." ”

"Really?" I thought to myself: I haven't washed my sheets for more than a month, and one night last month, I leaked and got a lot of them. This Xiaoping can smell a man, she really has a strange nose.

"Alas! Yesterday, when I was sleeping in your bed, I smelled this smell, and I fell asleep after a while, and I slept soundly. Xiaoping happily recalled.

"Hehe... I'm going to tell you: I haven't washed the sheets in over a month, you won't be disgusted, will you? I laughed.

Xiaoping looked at me ambiguously and said faintly: "Liang Ling, if I have insomnia, I will run to your bed and sleep." You have to be mentally prepared, I'll be here at any time. ”

When I heard this, I was taken aback, and quickly said, "Yes, you are Hu Xiaoming's fiancée, come to sleep with me, and you are not afraid that Hu Xiaoming will settle accounts with you." ”

Xiaoping pursed her lips and said, "Liang Ling, in fact, I don't love Hu Xiaoming, I just love his family's money." And for you it's different, I love you. ”

"Xiaoping, what do you mean? Do you want to be husband and wife with Hu Xiaoming and then be a lover with me? I asked, surprised.

Xiaoping grinned and frankly admitted, "Yes." It seems that your head is not stupid, my plan is to be Hu Xiaoming's wife and your Liang Ling's lover. ”

I turned my face and said, "I'm not doing it." ”

"You're not going to do it?" Xiaoping asked in surprise.

"Yes, I don't. I am a responsible person, and I will find a virtuous wife in the future and live a peaceful life. I'm not interested in finding a lover or playing ambiguous. I refused.

"Liang Ling, open your eyes and look at me." Xiaoping smiled brightly, and a pair of talking eyes stared at me.

"What do you see?" I'm confused.

Xiaoping said softly: "Liang Ling, do you think I'm pretty?" ”

"It's beautiful." I replied.

Xiao Ping proudly showed off: "There shouldn't be many women like me with a devil-like figure and fairy-like appearance in this world, at least they are rare animals." ”