Mei Lei had to lie on his bed with his back up, and he was so sleepy that he turned over and continued to sleep.

Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info got a few fox friends with the magazine at night, and poured a stomach full of inferior beer when they thought they were both depressed, watching others vomit and pee excitedly on the street, but Mei Lei couldn't vomit or want to pee, he took those inferior beers home.

After falling into bed, I realized that the beer was not in my stomach at all, it was all in my head.

is making a lot of trouble in his head, which reminds Mei Lei of the monkey Sun who got into the belly of the princess of the iron fan, and it seems that the trouble has an effect only when it is inside.

I will never be so indulgent with them anymore, and it is not the first time that Mei Lei has fallen asleep with such a thought in his heart.

In the middle of the night, Mei Lei's mouth was so dry that it was unbearable and woke up.

Touching the cup next to me, it was dry, thinking about how many days I hadn't spent at home, so not to mention boiling water.

He picked up the cup in the corner of the bed, pulled the flip-flops to the bathroom faucet, took a sip of raw water, and fell heavily on the bed.

The pain in my head was unbearable, and I was still very sleepy but couldn't sleep.

Think about it these days, the assistant editor who just came here is unreliable enough to use limited funds to reward writing topics.

Damn, with all that spare money, why don't you give more money to these hard-working online migrant workers?

What's the bounty?

The assistant told them impassionedly, he thought that the magazine had been half-dead for a long time because no one read what was published.

This seems to have some truth, but why do you think that this group of people who have been with the magazine for many years have no inspiration and can't write good things?

For example, Mei Lei is not just creating a work on his own, ready to re-look at the four famous novels from a subversive perspective.

He was talking to people about it last night when he was drinking.

I don't want to, how can I have time to do this, since the assistant had the idea of lack of oxygen in his head, Mei Lei had a new task, answering the phone.

So all kinds of strange phone calls came, the 100th nation, so many dialects, Mei Lei felt like a fool, and in the end, he couldn't even speak the least Mandarin.

It's hard to say whether the dream words I said when I fell asleep just now were the dialect version.

This is not the most torturous, the torturous ones are those masters who hide in the folk, and the subjects they provide are simply varied and wonderful.

Just yesterday, a man with a very old voice called and said that he was using the phone for the first time.

It's a joke, how many years have the phone been around, and it's possible to use it for the first time at such an age.

The man's next explanation made Mei Lei cry and laugh, and people said that he had just finished transforming.

Damn, does he think he's a Bo faction or a fanatic?

Or maybe he thought that Zi was some kind of demon and monster, and he had just finished cultivating.

Mei Lei set the phone to speakerphone, several colleagues also heard it, everyone covered their mouths and smiled, and some colleagues signaled Mei Lei to communicate with each other, so as to get more words from the other party.

This person didn't speak in dialects, otherwise Mei Lei would have hung up on him a long time ago.

There is one more reason.

The assistant heard the excitement here and stood behind Mei Lei.

With a wicked smile on the corner of Mei Lei's mouth, he saluted the female assistant and began to communicate with the other party.

He asked the other party what it meant to be just transformed.

The other party said that he didn't know that he had just gone to sleep.

When he is dormant, he does not apply to the human life type, and this man says that he is still dormant?

Mei Lei whispered to his colleagues, is it a frog or some amphibian spirit?

Like in Western fairy tales, the prince who can become a frog or the prince who can become a frog?

Obviously, the other party was very serious about the topic he narrated, and he didn't feel that Mei Lei was teasing him at all.

The other party's voice was low and slow, and he told Mei Lei that his life may not be hundreds of years old, but thousands of years according to the human concept of time.

What does it mean to be in accordance with the concept of human beings?

Really not human, huh?

The other party said that the last time he integrated into the world, he turned into a farmer, and after cultivating the land peacefully for decades, it was time for their race to sleep.

Then the mode automatically shifts to sleep.

This time, I changed back into human form, and I found that human society has changed a lot.

Mei Lei said what kind of person have you become this time, or what is your profession?

The other party said that I had become a security guard in a building this time.

Of course, you humans call this job security.

One bite of you, Mei Lei really listened awkward and ridiculous.

Then which building are you the security guard of the building, Mei Lei continued to obtain this person's information.

The other party said it didn't matter.

Some colleagues snatched the phone to look at the number displayed on it, trying to find out where the call came from.

turned out to show that there was no number at all, Mei Lei tried to ask jokingly, the phone you use is very special.

The other party said that this time he reintegrated into human society, and he found that although human beings have made a lot of progress, many technologies are still very backward, such as communication.

He said that he did not contact the magazine by phone at all, but directly connected with his fingers.

Mei Lei was puzzled, then how do you speak?

The other party is a fire that doesn't need to open his mouth at all, but the mind to complete the sound, and the accent is too?

The other party said that the accent was just the kind he wanted Mei Lei to hear.

The other party thinks that he is an old man, at least according to the human concept of time, his voice should be old.

In order to convince Mei Lei that what he said was true, the other party instantly turned his voice into a sweet type, which made people tired of listening to it.

Mei Lei and the others were startled when they suddenly heard the sound of the change, and Mei Lei jumped up from the chair.

It shouldn't be a prank, Mei Lei looked at the assistant, and the assistant didn't advocate it.

After a pause, she ordered Mei Lei to follow this clue, maybe this will create a new literary ** stream, just like the weird genre of tomb robbery back then.

To put it easily, Mei Lei stuck out his tongue with his back to the assistant.

The other party teased Mei Lei, do you want to listen to it.

Mei Lei said of course, but the other party said that he was going to get off work and would talk to Mei Lei another day.

Now it's clear, it's a prank.

As a theme, it does not yet have the elements that it has completely, and it wants to be expanded into a completed creative theme, Mei Lei thinks that he does not have this ability, what should he do?

Waiting like a fool for this guy who can change his voice to call?

Will you become a person who writes about fasting like Pu Songling?

He laughed at himself while drinking with his colleagues at a street stall.

After thinking about this, Mei Lei felt that it was better to lie down.

He lay on his back on the bed, closed his eyes, and recuperated if he couldn't sleep.

In his life, his best friends are a job and a bed.

There was something under my body that was uncomfortable, and I took it out with great effort, and by the way, it was a mobile phone.

The screen is cracked, or the new phone is not as sturdy as the old brick phone.

I haven't paid my salary yet, so let's consider changing to a new one after I do.

When I put the phone on the shelf at the head of the bed, the screen lit up, and nothing was displayed on the screen of the tile blue wall, which seemed to be really crushed.

He barely swiped the answer button, and the familiar old voice appeared inside.

The other party simply and directly told him and continued to provide him with materials.

I can't sleep anyway, so let's just listen to what else this guy has to say.

Mei Lei rubbed his temples and politely asked the other party to start.

The other party said that he was on night duty and was bored, so he wanted to talk to Mei Lei.

Mei Lei said that he couldn't sleep because of a headache, and if it was another night, the person who dared to disturb his dream in the middle of the night would be strange if he didn't scold him.

Mei Lei turned on the speakerphone, went to the bathroom to wash his face, and then listened to this guy's nonsense.

Mei Lei is very strange, the phone number of the magazine is announced, and everyone knows it.

How did the other party know about Mei Lei's phone?

Mei Lei asked tentatively, and the other party said that the way human beings now obtain information is ridiculously backward, and boasted that it was easy for him to see the lace news of foreign heads of state.

As he spoke, he changed his laughter and laughed in a girl's voice as crisp as a bell, and he or she asked Mei Lei if he wanted to hear it.

Mei Lei is a complete virgin, really wild on the inside and conformist on the outside.

The other party's voice made him feel like a girl, and she was still talking to him beautifully.

A man and a woman, talking about lace, it's not appropriate.

He hesitated, and the other party said that after the night shift was over, could they meet and talk.

Mei Lei didn't know why he agreed to the other party's request, and after remembering the place and time, the other party hung up.

The busy sound reminded Mei Lei that the other party was hanging, and Mei Lei didn't know how he felt.

Recently, there have indeed been reports of men who fell into the peach blossom trap and were kidnapped by fraud.

Could it be that Mei Lei was also targeted, Mei Lei pouted at himself in the mirror, how could he be targeted?

But think about how disgusting it would be if the other party turned into a bad old man to meet him.

Mei Lei forced herself to believe that this was indeed a young girl, and that the old voice was false.

As for the reason, there are now all over the street with software that can change the sound, and it is not difficult to change at all.

After explaining enough, Mei Lei was satisfied, and then slept for a long time, got up and packed up to go to the appointment.

The strange thing is that my head doesn't hurt so much, probably because I'm in a good mood.

He called the assistant to the editor-in-chief and reported the meeting, and the assistant agreed to his request for leave.

It's really his grandmother's, an accomplice of the capitalists, if it's not for work, taking a leave of absence is more serious than the life of a leader.

After finally cleaning up, Mei Lei found that he was still a good young man, although he was all three big, he still called himself a young man.

This is an era of pretending to be tender, do you still have to shave your beard well?

Quickly shaved his beard and sprayed the little perfume left in the perfume bottle on his body, Mei Lei went out.

There is no car, 11 is free to travel, see if the time is still early, just 11.

He thought in his head what he should say when he saw the girl, but the damn thought came out again, what if the other party was an old man?

Mei Lei came up with a good way, he decided to take a taxi in advance, observed the terrain when he arrived, and then hid.

Wait until the appointed time to see who will appear in that place.

If it's a pretty girl or just a girl, hehe.

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If it's an old man, I'll go.

After making up his mind, Mei Lei praised himself in his heart for five seconds, and this unnatural expression made the aunt who came over on the other side quietly pouted and said something neurotic, Mei Lei didn't care.

Think about it, in fact, this date is very exciting, whatever he is.

It's always right to add a little excitement to the boring and unchanging life.

Besides, it may be more than just a small thrill.

Mei Lei became excited, and after getting in the car, the voice of talking to the driver was a little different, which made the driver stunned and looked at it several times.

The south side of Sidham Park is a wetland, when the park was built, it was to better protect this wetland, there are many kinds of animals in the wetland, of course, in this sultry weather, mosquitoes are also indispensable.

Mei Lei doesn't like to go to the park, because it's boring to go alone, and no one wants to go with him so far.

It would be nice if today's girl could walk around the park with him.

It's simply the willow tops on the moon, and people are about after dusk, no, it's people about the sun.

It didn't take long to get to the place, Mei Lei hid first according to the plan, and squatted behind a bush, where the view was good, and he could see clearly who was coming in a while.

The time was approaching minute by minute, and Mei Lei imagined several times that the old man or girl on the other side was the person who asked him out, but the result was not.

The squatting feet and necks are numb, and the other party has not yet come.

Mei Lei felt that he was probably being released by someone, so he was so dejected that he got up and flicked the grass on his clothes, walked home, and took advantage of the leave to go back and sleep for a while.

As soon as he took one foot, someone called his name behind him.

In this city, there are very few people who know Mei Lei, at most they are colleagues, but few of them are women, so it won't be the assistant.

No, the assistant's voice is not like this.

Looking back, it's a girl.

At first glance, Mei Lei didn't know how to evaluate her, anyway, she was the type he liked.

The girl said that the time was up, but Mei Lei did not arrive at the agreed place, so she missed the appointment.

Mei Lei is not a stupid person, but unfortunately he feels dry in front of others, and he begins to flush, his heart beats faster, and he speaks incoherently.

After the girl laughed at him, she did not pursue him for breaking the appointment.

It was Mei Lei's turn to ask when the girl would come.

The girl looked at the wetland behind her, smiled and said, I was already here.

Mei Lei can see that this is a girl who likes to laugh, and it seems that the personality is also the type he likes.

The two began to walk along the road of the park, Mei Lei had long forgotten that he had come with a work assignment, and he regarded this date as a complete life.

In order to break the dullness, Mei Lei smiled and said that the girl is so humorous, how can it still be here.

The girl said that he lived in this wetland.

Big joke, how can a good person live in a wetland?

Looking at the girl's half-serious and half-serious answer, Mei Lei then changed the topic and asked the girl what was going on with the old man, and the girl said that it was also her.

The joke, obviously the voice of a young girl, how can it still be an old man?

When he shook his head in disbelief, the girl's voice changed.

The familiar old voice appeared.

Indeed, it came from the girl's mouth.

Mei Lei felt that his jaw was about to fall in shock.

After slapping his face hard, he realized that it was not a dream.

The girl smiled and said to Mei Lei, there are even more amazing, you see.

As she spoke, the girl rolled up the sleeves of her long-sleeved blouse, revealing a white arm.

Mei Leixin said that there was nothing new about this, and when he was about to cast his doubtful eyes on the girl, his arm changed.

The arm, which had been smooth and white, slowly protruded, and its color changed to pale green.

These protrusions slowly turn into thin scales.

Mei Lei's jaw is really going to fall!