Chapter 128: Do You Know Lolita's Law, Schrödinger's Fat Theory?

The chest was pressed against a pair of big European pies, Jian Yi felt itchy in his heart, after all, didn't they all say that the children who had just eaten meat were greedy? Jian Yi also just grew up from a boy two days ago, so let's say! Hey, you know......

But no matter what, can't you have a so-called "air flight" now? That's too, isn't it, so Jian Yi began to think about anything else that could distract him. Pen & Fun & Pavilion www.biquge.info

It's just that he looked around for a long time, and because of the panic that Kujo Nana in his chest was really excited about the European faction, Jian Yi's thoughts suddenly focused on the European faction again.

"I'll ...... It's so uncomfortable to go on like this! ”

Jian Yi subconsciously said it.

"Huh? Is Yijun uncomfortable? Do you want to take a break? ”

Kujou Nana also focused almost part of her energy on Jian Yi, and when she heard him say that it was uncomfortable, she thought it was because of the wind caused by flying that made him feel uncomfortable.

"Uh...... It's okay, it's okay, don't worry about me. ”

Jian Yi, who realized that he had leaked his mouth, was instantly embarrassed, he couldn't say that he was uncomfortable panicking because of that, right? So I had no choice but to pretend to be stupid and vague.

"Is that so? But if Yijun really feels uncomfortable, he must say it. ”

Maybe flying still requires some concentration after all, so Kujou Nana's face at this time is not as red as it was at the beginning, although I don't know if it's because I'm used to it or what.

Speaking of O-pie, Jian Yi suddenly thought of the O-pie who seemed to have never paid close attention to Amaterasu's little Lori, so Jian Yi looked at Amaterasu's little Lori and wanted to find out.

Hawkers,As for the result,Jian Yi only saw the back of Amaterasu's little Lori,This made Jian Yi feel a little regretful.。

Because he was really bored and had nothing to do, Jian Yi could only think about it, and just remembered the European question about Little Lori, so a law of death that was popular in the gentleman's world came up in Jian Yi's mind.

And this law is the law of Lolita, the so-called law of Lolita, is a new law of death produced by combining the law of Lopita in high numbers with the theory of Lolita in the second dimension, as one of the laws of death in the high dozens, the law of Lolita has always been praised by gentlemen, of course, it is also despised by scumbags.

And this Lolita law describes it like this: the flat-chested little Lori, when the two European pies are infinitesimally small, it is impossible to find which European pie is smaller through a simple ratio. In this case, if the numerator and denominator are derived at the same time (i.e., rubbing the meaning of the European pie), an accurate result can be obtained.

This was published in 1696 by a 17th-century French gentleman, Lobida, in his book "An Infansimal Analysis of Lolioces", which was named after his favorite Lolita.

But Jian Yi remembers that it was widely believed in the gentleman's world that this law was first discovered by John Bernoulli with great respect for Lolita, through repeated experiments with his own daughter.

Hawkers,Because it involves the Lori Protection Association,So this law is generally few gentlemen dare to use it in the three-dimensional world.。

Moreover, the law of Lolita has been one of the most deadly aspects of high mathematics since ancient times, although mastering this method is of great significance to becoming a qualified gentleman.

However, when using the Lolita rule to find the ratio when the two European pies tend to zero, you need to pay attention to the following points:

First, before seeking derivation (rubbing), it is necessary to ensure that the two European factions are infinitesimally small. Rubbing scum often attracts sanctions called hanging courses. If eligible, the Lolita rule can be used continuously. Until you can knead it to a size.

Second, the infinitesimal of Lolita's law is an effective tool for comparing the size of the European pie, but sometimes the process is often very complicated when it is used alone, which will cause Lori's dissatisfaction. Therefore, when using it, we should also pay attention to the combination with other gentlemen's techniques to ensure that Lori is satisfied.

Finally, and most importantly, you can't blatantly use the Lolita Law to determine the size of the Lolio pie, first of all, you need to avoid the eyes of the Lolita Protection Society, otherwise, if it is not the end of the world, then the next day's news headlines will definitely be you.

Really,Why haven't you paid close attention to Amaterasu's Oupai before? Jian Yi felt very regretful, so much so that now the size of Amaterasu's little Lori is a "Schrödinger's fat time" state for Jian Yi.

It makes people anxious because they want to know but don't know.

Regarding "Schrödinger's fat time", it can be said that every friend in the gentleman's world knows this, after all, he is too famous.

"Schrödinger's Fatness" is a theory of women's mechanics born by combining Schrödinger's cat theory in quantum mechanics with the two-dimensional girl theory.

That is to say, a girl who wears a skirt cannot be sure whether she has worn fat times before the skirt is lifted.

The action of lifting the skirt will affect her fat state, before lifting, she has both "wearing fat times and not wearing fat times at the same time", and the two situations exist at the same time with a probability of one-half at the same time.

(The drunkard actually wants to say, shouldn't it be a 99% chance of wearing it?) Don't lie to the drunken if you read less books! )

Only when the skirt is lifted up, the superposition of fat times will collapse to one of the fat times with or without fat times.

Why is this theory very famous, haha laughed, Jian Yi said, if you haven't heard Schrödinger's fat theory, then you are really not a qualified gentleman.

At the end of the 20th century, before Jian Yi crossed over, there was a great gentleman named Schrödinger, who tried to uncover the mystery of women's skirts.

So he published a fantastic experimental hypothesis, in which a loli in a skirt was locked for an hour in a secret room with a demonic heating device controlled by a radioactive nucleus.

And this radioactive nucleus has a 50% chance of decaying within an hour. If it decays, it will emit a particle, which will trigger the demonic heating device, and Lori will take off the fat when it is overheated.

An hour later, the secret room opened,Let Lori come out.,Because the skirt is blocked.,So you can't directly determine whether Lori is wearing fat in the skirt.。

As a matter of common sense, it is generally accepted that there are only two states: either wearing or taking off.

The great gentleman Schrödinger believes that as long as the quantum wave function that determines whether to put on and take off the skirt is not disturbed by uncovering the skirt, then before Lori's skirt is lifted to determine the content, there are two states of "wearing and not wearing" in the skirt at the same time.

Before the skirt is lifted, the fat times exist in a superimposed state, and the moment the skirt is lifted, it collapses into the fat times that are worn or the fat times that are not worn.

Well, later Jian Yi remembered that it seemed that another gentleman, Hawking, who was in poor health, was tired of being tortured by this theory. (As for why, well, you think, what a bad thing for this gentleman that people can't experiment with this theory because of their physical reasons.) )

once released a bold saying: "Whoever mentions Schrödinger's fat time again, I will go to that Lori!" ”

Hawkers, however, the other gentlemen laughed and said nothing about this sentence (what are you doing fooling around with a frosty person?). )

So, in the same way, now before the European pie of the little Lori Amaterasu appeared in Jian Yi's eyes, the European pie of the little Lori of Amaterasu also existed "Airport, micro milk, poor milk, general, huge such as, Hao Ru." "Wait for a few states.

But Juru and Haoru shouldn't have it, otherwise no matter how you say it, no matter how you don't pay attention to Jian Yi, you will still have an impression.

Therefore, Amaterasu's little Lori's European pie size state was in a plural state before it appeared in Jian Yi's eyes.

The specific result can only wait for Jian Yi to find out......