Chapter Seventy-Eight: The Toad Spirit

Fang Hongwei and I hurriedly lay on the ground motionless, Lei Gong looked at the sky with a face, and said with a reluctant face: "Let's go, let's work again." Pen~Fun~Pavilion www.biquge.info" A huge tornado whistled in the distance, and a van rolled up and down in the wind. When the hurricane reached the clearing, it gradually weakened, and the van landed firmly on the ground.

The first to get out of the van was a middle-aged man with a big belly. "What the is going on?" As the pot-bellied man spoke, his eyes suddenly widened, and his mouth was open and he froze in place. "Ahh A middle-aged woman who followed her had just poked her head out of the car door, and happened to be face to face with the fish scale monster, and suddenly fainted after screaming.

"Women are trouble." Lei Gong complained with a face, and kicked the butt of the big-bellied man hard, "What's the fuss, hurry up and go out, don't get in the way." The pot-bellied man obviously hadn't come back to his senses yet, dragging his legs and walking forward with a blank expression.

The fish scale monster stuck out its tongue and grabbed the woman's hair and dragged it outward, and the woman woke up from the pain, struggling with her limbs and screaming for help. The scale monster protruded its forked tongue and threatened viciously, "Shout again, shout again and I'll eat you!" Follow and go out. The woman suddenly said nothing, trembling and followed the big-bellied man outside.

"How many people are there?" Lei Gong asked as he looked into the car. "Damn, so many people. Hurry up and go down to Lao Tzu. The people in the car jumped down one by one.

"One, two, three...... Fifteen! The scale monster counted and asked, "Who's the driver?" ”

"I'm the driver." A man in a gray Li Ning coat trembled out.

"You kid, this is a serious overload!" Lei Gong's face was a slap in the face, "Thinking about money and going crazy, right?" "Another slap in the face.

The gray coat covered his face, and said with a stomach full of grievances: "You monsters are also concerned about overloading?" ”

The Fish Scale Monster and Lei Gong said in unison: "It is the responsibility of the demon to maintain traffic safety. ”

"All in line." Lei Gong looked at the people in front of him who were either stunned or panicked and shouted impatiently, and the two little girls who didn't look very old were so frightened that they almost sat on the ground again.

"Let's take them over on an errand." The scale monster seemed to be annoyed by the distress around it, and waved at Lei Gong's face again and again, "Don't steal food on the road." ”

Hearing this, the big belly that was still straight seemed to come back to his senses, and he knelt on the ground with weak knees and cried: "Don't eat me, I have high blood pressure, high blood lipids, and uric acid is also excessive." Lei Gong pulled him up in the face, "Hurry up, don't blame me for burning you!" ”

Watching Lei Gong's face gradually move away with more than a dozen people, I touched the back of the fish scale monster again, and slashed down his neck with a palm of my dantian qi. "Oops!" The fish scale monster screamed in pain, and he staggered, but he didn't fall down, turned around and stared at me viciously, and said with a forked tongue: "It turns out that there is a person who has slipped through the net, and he dares to yin your grandfather." Boy, you're at the end of your life today. ”

As soon as he finished speaking, he heard a gust of wind, and the black stick slammed into the head of the fish scale monster, and the creature collapsed to the ground without saying a word. "You really can't do it without me." Fang Hongwei put the stick on his waist and said, "Get this guy to the back of the hill and have a good trial." ”

I found a few ropes from a car, and Fang Hongwei and I tied our hands and feet, and tied the fish scale monster into a zongzi with three strokes and five divisions. "Hurry up and carry it away." Fang Hongwei touched the Han on his head and said. "Don't worry, I don't have any equipment yet." I climbed into the police car and rummaged through the boxes. Not to mention, it really made me find two good things, a stun gun and a small toolbox.

"Hurry up, don't let anyone find out." Fang Hongwei said anxiously. "It's coming, it's coming." I packed up my things, picked up the Ichthyos, and headed back down the hill.

"You're dark enough." I fiddled with it twice, but the scale monster didn't react at all.

"Don't you have a stun gun? You might wake up with a little electricity. Fang Hongwei said indifferently. Don't you watch TV dramas like this, if you are unconscious, you will have to be treated with electric shock. ”

Makes sense, I took the stun gun out of my pocket and tried to press it, and the sound of "crackling" appeared along with the blue arc of electricity. "I'm awake, I'm awake." The scale monster said with its eyes suddenly open.

"This rabbit cub is pretending to be unconscious." I kicked the scaly monster lying on the ground hard.

"No, maybe he's sleepwalking right now." Fang Hongwei said to himself, took the stun gun from my hand, and slammed it on the waist of the fish scale monster, after a crackling sound, I really wanted to smell the faint smell of barbecue.

"Uncle, I'm really awake, really, don't believe you can just come up with a math question to test me?" The Ichmosy wails as it wriths wildly.

"Now that you're awake, let's talk about it, what kind of monster are you?" Fang Hongwei threw the stun gun back to me, squatted beside the fish scale monster and asked.

"It's a small snake demon." The scale monster said honestly.

I was angry, and pressed the stun gun to slam at him, "I let you pretend to be a snake demon, I let you pretend to be a snake demon!" ”

The fish scale monster snorted and cried out miserably: "The little one is really a snake demon, don't believe me, look at my tongue." As he spoke, he stuck out his tongue.

"Fart! Bai Suzhen and Xiaoqing are snake demons, and you dare to call yourself a snake demon even if you are such an ugly monster! "The more I think about it, the more angry I become, the snake demon is the object of my fantasy since I was a child, especially Wang Zuxian and Maggie Cheung's "Green Snake", a man has to have blood gushing, this kid is trying to disgust me to death.

"Uncle, I was wrong, I am what you say I am." The scale monster stuck his tongue back and changed his tongue wisely. "You're a toad." I got up and kicked him.

"Yes, yes, the small one is the toad essence." The scale monster nodded hurriedly.

"You're dark enough." Fang Hongwei returned me. Then he asked, "What about the one who was with you just now?" ”

The "Toad Spirit" looked at me with a wince, and asked in a low voice, "Monkey King is not your idol, is he?" I shook my head.

"That guy is a monkey demon." After saying that, he looked at me cautiously.

"Why are you arresting so many people? What exactly is the intention? Fang Hongwei asked with a frown.

"I don't know." The toad spirit cried and said, "It was our boss who asked us to do it, and he didn't say anything else, so I didn't dare to ask." ”

"This kid doesn't tell the truth, he doesn't clean up." I jumped with my stun gun in hand. Fang Hongwei stretched out his hand to stop me: "I guess what I said is true." Who's your boss? What does it look like? ”