173 Little farce
I looked at the building in front of me and said, "Do you remember the rice paper with the note 30775 on it?" Some time ago, Liu Xuan'er told me that she had found the manufacturer that produced that kind of rice paper, but then the business of the coffee shop was too busy, and the things in the middle school were too chaotic, so I forgot about it for a while, and it happened that it was okay today, and Yuxiang didn't do anything for a while, so I planned to take advantage of the time to see the manufacturer that produced rice paper. Pen Fun Pavilion www.biquge.info"
The fat man looked at the car and said to the building, "Then you can come back tomorrow!" Why does it have to be today? ”
I looked at the date on my phone and said, "Today is Friday, and tomorrow is Saturday and Sunday, and she probably won't come to the company!" ”
"Cut, you just don't want to go home!"
Originally, I was going to go in alone to find Liu Xuan'er, but the fat people didn't want to wait, so they had to follow me in to see what Liu Xuan'er's company was like, so I had no choice but to take everyone out of the car and walk towards the front gate together.
After getting out of the car, I also deliberately observed Xu Lu's movements, I was afraid that she would float up habitually, this belongs to the commercial area, in case it is discovered by the surrounding masses, then we will wait for the front page headline of the Harbin Morning Post tomorrow
Fortunately, Xu Lu is used to the newborn body, and her every move after getting off the bus is very natural, and there is nothing strange wrong.
I was slightly relieved to see Xu Lu's walking posture, and after relieving my heart, I reached out directly to pull the glass door in front of me.
But just as my hand was about to grasp the silver handle on the door, the security guards on both sides reached out at the same time to stop me and said, "I'm sorry sir, you don't seem to be an internal employee!" ”
I was stunned for a moment, then looked curiously at the security guard who was talking to me: "You're new here?" You don't know me? ”
The security guard immediately saluted me and said, "Sorry sir, you need a key card to enter here, and you have to wear an internal employee badge!" ”
The fat man next to me laughed: "Xiaobai, you are a shame today!" ”
I rolled my eyes and said to the security guard, "You'd better go inside and ask who I am before coming back and talking to me!" ”
The security guard was not polite, and directly stretched out his hand to stop in front of the door: "I'm sorry, I can't leave my post now, if you make an appointment with an employee or leader inside, please report the time and name of the person you have made an appointment." ”
"My name is Yuebai, and I'm looking for a girl named Liu Xuan'er, I guess she is your boss, you can call her now!"
The security guard on the other side snorted, "I haven't heard that the person looking for the boss will not even make an appointment!" ”
I squinted at him and said coldly, "Uncle is in a bad mood today, you'd better let me in quickly, otherwise," I said, reaching for the phone in my ass pocket.
My exact words are actually trying to say, "Otherwise, Lao Tzu will call himself!" ”
But the two security guards next to me misunderstood what I was about to take out, and when they saw me touching my trouser pocket, they shouted at the same time: "What are you doing!" Dare to make trouble here, look for death! ”
As he spoke, two security guards pulled out their batons at the same time, and one of the security guards also pinched the walkie-talkie on his shoulder and shouted: "Guardhouse, there are thugs at the door of the building's vestibule!" ”
I was speechless in my heart, Nima, how did you become a villain?
The fat man was afraid that the batons of the two security guards would hurt me, so he pulled me back, quickly blocked me in front of me, lifted his shirt and said, "Do you two know this thing?" ”
The two security guards looked at the fat man's exposed belt and wondered, "What are you letting us see what your belt buckle is for?" ”
"Belt buckle?"
I yelled with the fat man, and then at the same time looked down at the fat man's exposed belt.
Sure enough, what was exposed on the fat man's belt was indeed a belt buckle, and it was an ordinary plastic buckle, which was probably a fake that the fat man bought from the Internet cheaply.
The fat man embarrassedly came to the back of a few of us and whispered: "Eh, the belt has been changed, and I forgot the Wang family badge at home!" ”
I scolded: "Fuck you, this is the Yue family's company, don't show off your family's broken badge." ”
At this time, seven or eight security guards with batons in their hands walked out of the hall, and then said to the two security guards who were confronting us, "What about the villains?" ”
I stretched out my finger and pointed to my head and said, "I didn't see Lao Tzu, this villain!" ”
One of the few security guards who ran out was the captain who had seen me, and when he heard me speak, he looked at me, and then said with a strange expression: "Why are you so familiar?" ”
My face darkened: "I'll go to your second uncle, you don't want to mess around here anymore, right?" ”
The security guard who stopped me shouted at me, "You still dare to curse? You'd better be honest with me! Captain, do you want your brother to take down these gangs of thugs for you! ”
The fat man behind me suddenly became angry: "Roll Nima, you are blind, and the villain still has an old man?" ”
Wu Zun coughed: "Poor Dao is still very young! ”
I said in my heart what is this called, why don't these people in the back have any serious people!
Just when the security guard who scolded me was about to make a move, the security captain suddenly remembered something, and then quickly stopped the security guard who was about to do it and said to me: "You are Young Master Yue!" Oh, what an offense! ”
I squinted at the security captain and said, "You finally remembered who I am?" ”
The security captain blushed, didn't say a word for a long time, and then quickly said to the rest of the security guards: "What are you doing in a daze, and you don't apologize to Young Master Yue!" ”
The security guard with the baton looked at me and asked their captain, "Is he Young Master Yue?" How do you dress like this? ”
I looked down at my clothes, and then said with some embarrassment: "Well, I went to the countryside to prepare for a welfare activity in the countryside, and I just came back from the village before I had time to change my clothes!" ”
The two security guards who stopped me hurriedly said: "Yo, it's really Young Master Yue, I'm sorry, Mr. Liu specially instructed us to only let people with key cards and badges enter here, I'm really sorry!" ”
As the saying goes, adults are not anxious with villains, the prime minister crosses Haihan on his chest, you say that I am a wealthy young master can be angry with this kind of conscientious security guard, besides, people also do things according to the leader's orders, dare to stop me to show that they are a qualified security guard.
I waved my hand: "It's okay, it's okay, don't blame those who don't know!" In the future, don't do it casually, if you touch the porcelain, you must not be killed. ”
A security guard muttered, "It's not like you want to get a weapon first!" ”
Only then did I take out my right hand that had been in my pocket, and then shook the new version of my Nokia mobile phone and said, "Ahem, I actually want to make a call to ask you Mr. Liu to come and pick me up!" ”
After a farce at the door, I successfully led my unscrupulous partners to sit in Liu Xuan'er's manager's office, and everyone couldn't help but laugh while drinking tea and reminiscing about the scene just now.
Liu Xuan'er laughed for a long time before she said to me: "You said that you may not be able to come to the company a few times a year, and you almost got into a fight with other security guards when you finally came once, why are you so idle!" ”
I muttered, "I won't come to you if I'm not idle." ”
Liu Xuan'er didn't seem to hear it, and continued to count me down: "It's not a shame to be such an adult, if your parents know about it, you won't be confined to you!" Besides, aren't you afraid of being hospitalized after the fight? ”
"It's okay, I'm not going to cripple them!"
Liu Xuan'er was speechless: "I'm talking about your hospitalization!" Those security guards are all the masters I found who can sanda, and it is estimated that it will take less than five seconds for you to take a break! ”
I raised my hands above my head and said, "Okay, Sister Liu, can't I pay attention next time?" ”
(To be continued.) )