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The fat sister-in-law fried six dishes, and she said to Xiaoping, "I'll give two dishes." ”

"Gift?" I couldn't help but feel very strange: the small restaurant in the countryside is cheap. Actually, you can't make a lot of money. If you give it away again, won't you lose money?

The fat sister-in-law said happily: "I'll let my daughter Xiaomei accompany you two to dinner, okay?" ”

As soon as I heard it, I understood, it turned out that the fat sister-in-law wanted Xiaomei to get close to me, so that in case Xiaoping "dumped" me, Xiaomei could naturally "take over".

Xiaoping frowned and reluctantly agreed.

As soon as the fat sister-in-law left, Xiaoping pouted and said, "This fat sister-in-law is really powerful, she actually let her daughter come to insert the pole." ”

I grinned and said, "Who told you not to care about me, let the fat sister-in-law take advantage of the loophole." ”

"Drill it, I don't plan to marry you anyway." Pinky pouted.

Xiaomei walked over generously, she sat down next to me and said, "Sister, brother, my mother asked me to accompany you two." ”

"Come on." Xiaoping said with a smile.

Xiaomei said: "Brother, you just drink beer, how boring it is." Men should drink liquor. ”

I explained, "I don't drink liquor, I get drunk when I drink it. ”

Xiaomei said: "Brother, it's interesting to be drunk, the ancients said: When you get drunk, you can only reach the highest level of drinking." ”

I looked at Mei and smiled.

"Brother, I'll bring you a bottle of liquor, okay?" Xiaomei asked.

At this time, I understood the fat sister-in-law's "sinister intentions", it turned out that she wanted her daughter to persuade her to drink. I knew that if I drank baijiu, the restaurant would make a lot of money.

It seems that the fat sister-in-law is really not an ordinary person, she is here to kill two birds with one stone, not only let her daughter get close to me, but also sell liquor.

I waved my hand and excused myself, "I really don't know how to drink baijiu." ”

Xiaomei saw that I insisted on refusing to drink liquor, so she said disappointedly: "Brother, if you don't drink liquor, you won't be able to get on the stage in the future." ”

Xiaomei sat down next to Xiaoping again and persuaded, "Sister, don't you drink red wine?" Red wine is good for beauty. Women drinking red wine can also prevent aging. ”

Xiaoping frowned and said, "I'm not interested in red wine. ”

"Sister, you can't just rely on interest, you have to think about your body. What is the most important thing for a woman? It's just a face. Red wine can reduce wrinkles, moisturize the skin, and rejuvenate a woman. Xiaomei was like a wine salesman, chattering endlessly.

Xiaoping was a little impatient, she asked, "You said that you have been old for a long time, aren't you tired?" ”

Xiaomei grinned and said, "Accompany my brother and sister to eat, no matter how tired I am, I'm not afraid." ”

I thought to myself: This Xiaomei really doesn't have long eyes and can't speak. With her here, this meal is a waste.

At this time, another wave of guests came. Xiaomei ran to receive new guests, which made Xiaoping and me breathe a sigh of relief.

"What a mother-in-law." Xiaoping said disdainfully.

"Eat quickly, let's leave after eating. Otherwise, when she finishes receiving this group of guests, she will come to bother us again. I said.

Xiaoping smiled and asked, "Brother Liang, do you want to marry such a woman?" ”

"I'd rather be a bachelor for the rest of my life than marry such a woman." I stuck out my tongue.

As soon as we had eaten a few bites of food, the fat sister-in-law came running.

She sat down at our table and gossiped.

"Xiaoping, there are a lot of rumors in the village about your uncle's death." The fat sister-in-law said mysteriously.

Xiaoping asked in surprise, "What are the rumors?" ”

The fat sister-in-law said in a vivid voice: "There is a rumor that your uncle died lying on the belly of the little widow, and it is called a stroke. ”

"Ahh It's nonsense, my uncle hasn't been to the little widow's house for more than ten days. Xiaoping argued.

The fat sister-in-law smiled and said, "Xiaoping, you listened to the little widow, right?" I'll tell you: your uncle died in her belly, and she's afraid to take responsibility, so of course she's going to lie. ”

Xiaoping didn't bother to defend her uncle, anyway, the person was already dead.

"What other rumors?" Xiaoping asked.

The fat sister-in-law approached Xiaoping and said, "There is another saying: Your uncle made a lot of money, so he went outside to gamble, gambled for three days and three nights in a row, and died of exhaustion." ”

Xiaoping said angrily: "Hmph! My uncle offended people during his lifetime, so these people poured dirty water on him after he died, which is really despicable and shameless. ”

The fat sister-in-law continued: "There is a third theory: the little widow's dead husband has become a ghost, saying that your uncle bullied the little widow, so he came to your uncle to settle accounts. ”

Xiaoping said angrily: "Who has enough to eat and has nothing to do, and they spread these rumors to ruin my uncle's reputation." ”

I saw that Xiaoping was angry, and hurriedly persuaded him: "The ancients said: Whoever doesn't talk about people behind his back is not told by others." He said that he would have it if you didn't listen. Besides, nothing can grow on people. ”

Xiaoping said angrily: "No wonder the little widow reminded me that my uncle has offended a lot of people, it seems that the little widow's words are not wrong at all." You see, as soon as my uncle died, rumors flew all over the sky. ”

The fat sister-in-law also said: "Yes, what do the housekeepers say, anyway, the person is dead." ”

"Sister-in-law, you say a fair word: how is my uncle?" Xiaoping asked.

The fat sister-in-law grinned and replied ambiguously: "People, there are always people who say good and people who say bad. ”

Xiaoping asked, "Sister-in-law, I want to hear what you say about my uncle." ”

The fat sister-in-law grinned again and continued to play "Tai Chi": "Some people say that your uncle is a scoundrel, some people say that your uncle is a playboy, and some people say that your uncle has the ability, hee hee ......"

Obviously, the fat sister-in-law does not have a high opinion of Liu Laosan, but she is unwilling to let Xiaoping get off the stage in person.

"Alas! I can't imagine that my uncle's reputation is so bad. Xiaoping sighed.

I comforted: "Xiaoping, no one is perfect. ”

Although I don't know Liu Laosan, but, according to the little widow, Liu Laosan is indeed not a good play. His attitude towards the little widow can be seen in the class. In addition, Liu Laosan still relied on the account called Sister-in-law Tian, which was too lacking in morality.

Now, I think: this Liu Laosan should be damned.

"Hee-hee... It's hard to say what kind of person your uncle is. The fat sister-in-law stood up and said, "Another guest is coming, I have to go stir-fry." ”

Xiaoping looked at the back of the fat sister-in-law, pursed her lips, and said dissatisfiedly: "I hate people who don't speak straightforwardly, if you have something to say, you can let it go." ”

I smiled and said, "Although the fat sister-in-law didn't say it explicitly, she meant to say it out of words, and she didn't have a good impression of your uncle." ”

"I'm not stupid, I can tell." Xiaoping glared at me.

Xiaomei came after receiving the guests and ran over again.

I asked Xiaomei, "Do you often shop online?" ”

Xiaomei nodded.

"Have you ever seen a delivery truck with a black compartment?" I asked again.

Xiaomei nodded again and said, "I don't know which courier company it is, the courier is a mute." ”

"Dumb?" I was taken aback.