"Babies floating in the air?" I was taken aback. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

Wang Qiming approached me and said mysteriously: "I chatted with the old man Gao this morning, and I heard him say that the obstetrics and gynecology department has been doing something bad recently, and last week, a baby was floating in the corridor in the middle of the night, which paralyzed the doctors and nurses on duty. ”

"Really?" I will ask with suspicion.

Wang Qiming said: "Brother, I didn't believe it at first, so I ran to ask an old nurse, although she didn't confirm that there was such a thing, but I could see from her face that it was true." ”

"Is there a word on the nurse's face?" I asked with a smile.

"Brother, as soon as I asked, the muscles on the old nurse's face twitched, what is it? It's a sign of fear. Wang Qiming said.

I looked at Wang Qiming and asked, "Are you scared?" So, you want me to have a charm to keep your son safe. ”

Wang Qiming sighed and said, "Brother, frankly: Now I am very worried about the safety of my precious son, and I beg you to give me three charms, if not, give me one, and I will put it on my son's body." ”

I smiled and said, "Brother, I said I didn't have a charm, you don't believe it, or you search my pocket." If you find it, it's yours. ”

"Really?" Wang Qiming asked unwillingly.

"If you don't believe it, search it." I replied with a smile.

Wang Qiming said embarrassedly: "Brother, since you said so, then I might as well obey my fate if I am respectful." ”

Wang Qiming said, stood up, walked up to me, and said, "Brother, then I will offend my brother." ”

"Search it." I also stood up and spread my arms.

I think this Wang Qiming is too uninteresting, just think: If I have a charm in my pocket, will I let you search for it?

Wang Qiming carefully searched my jacket and pants pockets, and he said in disappointment: "It's really not wow." ”

"How could I lie to you?" I said with a smile.

Wang Qiming begged: "Brother, you can draw me three charms." Anyway, you can draw, and it doesn't take a hassle. ”

"What do I take? As the saying goes: It's hard for a good woman to cook without rice, I can't paint you in the air, right? I said helplessly.

Wang Qiming scratched his head and said, "Brother, I'll buy you brushes, ink and yellow paper." ”

I smiled and said, "Brother, do you think drawing a charm is the same as writing calligraphy?" I'll tell you: you have to use cinnabar to draw charms, and you have to burn incense and recite incantations. ”

When Wang Qiming heard this, he asked disappointedly: "Then what do you need, open a list, and I will buy it according to the order." ”

"Do you know how to recite mantras?" I asked.

Wang Qiming was embarrassed and said, "Where can I recite a mantra?" ”

"Brother, let me tell you: if you really want a charm, hurry up and find a Taoist priest."

Wang Qiming hurriedly asked, "Where is the Taoist priest?" ”

I shook my head and said, "I don't know." Otherwise, if you go around the streets, you might run into a Taoist priest. ”

Wang Qiming frowned and said, "Brother, I know: you haven't forgiven me yet. If you really forgive me, you'll definitely give me a few charms. ”

Wang Qiming is right, although I don't have a charm on my body, I have a stack of charms in my bag. However, I will never give it to Wang Qiming. Because, it's stupid enough for me to be Mr. Dongguo once, I can't be a second time.

Wang Qiming saw that I insisted on refusing to draw a charm for him, so he immediately turned his face and said to the waiter, "Pack it for me." ”

I looked at Wang Qiming and laughed, and said, "Brother, you are really more quick than turning a book, I haven't eaten yet, you started packing, and Chengxin won't let me eat it, right?" ”

Wang Qiming looked at me hatefully, and said angrily: "Hey, I invited you to dinner, just to ask for a spell, since you don't give it, I will also invite you to eat." ”

I took advantage of the waiter's rush to get the lunch box and took a few more bites.

Wang Qiming looked at me and said dissatisfiedly: "Brother, you are thick-skinned enough, obviously I don't want to invite you to eat, you still want to eat, is it too much." ”

I smiled and said to Wang Qiming: "You invited me to dinner, and you didn't set preconditions." If you tell the people that you are not allowed to eat without giving the charm, then I will not come. ”

I wanted to be angry with Wang Qiming, so I devoured it.

Wang Qiming looked at me angrily, looking like he wanted to snatch my chopsticks. However, he knew that he couldn't beat me, so he could only stare dryly.

The waitress seemed to be deliberately against Wang Qiming, and she didn't bring the lunch box for a long time.

I had eaten and drunk enough, wiped my mouth, looked at the leftovers on the table, and said regretfully: "Brother, there is not much left, is it necessary to pack?" ”

After speaking, I stood up and said to Wang Qiming, "Brother, I'll go first." ”

I know: If I don't leave, Wang Qiming is likely to leave the table angrily, and as soon as he leaves, it will be time for me to pay, so won't I become a big wrongdoer?

I left the hotel, looked back, and smirked.

To be honest, this is the second time I have met someone like Wang Qiming who doesn't know what to do.

The first person who didn't know what to do was Liu Xiong.

When I returned to the ward, Wen Hui smiled and asked, "You have eaten and drunk enough, and you haven't been hit by a sugar-coated cannonball, right?" ”

"Haha... You guessed so right, Wang Qiming invited me to dinner, just because he wanted a charm. As for me, I didn't promise him, so I broke up unhappily. ”

"Ahh 16 beds turned over? Wen Hui asked curiously.

I nodded and said, "I haven't eaten yet, so he asked the waiter to pack it, and he clearly didn't let me eat it." Fortunately, the waiter fell into the pit, so I hurried to fill my stomach. Ha ha... I'm about to knock out 16 beds. ”

"Interesting." Wen Hui looked at me and said, "Brother Liang, you are really good, but you are thick-skinned enough." If it were me, I would have left the table in anger. ”

"Leaving the table? Why don't I eat enough? Since he invited me to dinner, I had to eat enough. I laughed.

"Count you ruthless!" Wen Hui looked at me and said faintly: "Brother Liang, you have already seen that you are not an ordinary person. On the surface, you seem to be very soft, but in your bones you are harder than anyone else, which is called hiding needles in the cotton. ”

"Haha... Wen Huiye, who knows me. I listened to Wen Hui's praise and couldn't help but be happy. Because, Wen Hui complimented me, which means that she has a good impression of me.

Wen Hui looked at me and said, "If you don't get a charm for 16 beds, you won't give up." Perhaps, he will also open a breakthrough from me. ”

"Really?" I don't think somuch of Wen Hui's judgment, I think: Wang Qiming won't be so dead-faced.

"We'll see." Wen Hui smiled.

I stretched and said, "I'm tired from running around today, I need to take a shower and relieve my fatigue." With that, I grabbed my towel and went out the door.

As soon as I walked out of the door of the ward, I saw Wang Qiming wandering in the corridor.