Chapter Eighty-Six: A Moment of Silence for You
In the end, this barbecue is really three points by roasting, seven points by the material, this material to the taste is different, just brush this sauce, this taste will come out immediately, under the smoke of the flame this taste that fragrant, the author of the author wants to eat (wipe saliva). Pen, fun, pavilion www. biquge。 info
After a while, with the rich smell of burning, the wolf was roasted, and the night could not wait to cut off a wolf's hind leg with the knife he carried with him, and he almost threw the meat away, and finally endured to wrap it in leaves, at the cost of which his hand could smell a little meat fragrance.
Carefully picked up the roast wolf leg that was much bigger than his face, opened his mouth and took a hard bite, well! ~Fragrant! Sure enough, the barbecue is delicious. Otherwise, what are you talking about in life now? Big gold chain and small watch, three meals a day and a small barbecue, isn't it? Well, a bit off topic again.
In other words, the roasted wolf leg of the Night Dead was eating vigorously, but a strange movement made him have to temporarily put down the movements in his hand. Put your legs down, and a strange little face appeared in front of you, it was the face of a leopard, why do you say strange? Because his image is very two-dimensional, kawaii.
At this time, this cute two-dimensional little leopard is looking at the barbecue on the fire with a coveted face, the index finger of his right hand is placed on the corner of his mouth, looking like a greedy cat, with a drop of fat falling into the fire, making a meaty aroma and sneering sound, the corner of the little leopard's mouth muttered a wisp of saliva, and then he quickly stretched out his short and cute arm to wipe it clean.
Seeing such a little leopard standing on two legs and wearing the same clothes as the animated character, Night Death was also very cute, and when he saw the little leopard gluttony, he asked out loud, "Do you want to eat?" ”
"Hmmm! ~"The legs raised their heads to look at the night dead, and the little leopard nodded heavily, still so cute.
Night Immortal smiled slightly, put his leg on the large leaf on the side, and took out a knife to cut a large piece of meat for the little leopard, and carefully wrapped it in the leaf.
From the time the night died to put down the wolf's leg to cut the meat for him, the little guy's eyes never left, and he chased the knife in a daze. When he took the barbecue, which was very huge for him, he swallowed hard, and then opened his mouth and ate it in a big gulp. Not to mention, this ferocious appearance when eating really looks like a real leopard.
The little leopard is quite edible, equivalent to half of his body's size of barbecue was quickly eaten by him, I heard that the leopard can eat 20 kilograms of raw meat in one meal, it seems that this is true. Anyway, there is barbecue, and if you can't eat it, it's a waste, and the night is not stingy, and he cut a wolf thigh for him.
The two of them were eating happily, and a mature and majestic middle-aged male voice with a little hoarse came into his ears: "You stinky boy, I said I couldn't find you, it turned out that I came here to steal fish." ”
It looks like this is a more mature leopard with a limited height than the little leopard, just like the anime, and you can see at a glance that he is a middle-aged man. At this time, the middle-aged two-dimensional painting style of the little leopard who didn't know when it appeared, looked at the little leopard with a serious face.
"Stinky boy, your mother is already cooking at home and waiting, you kid actually came here to eat barbecue, come home with me!"
The little leopard didn't even bother to look at it, and his subordinates couldn't come out, and they were busy gnawing on the wolf's legs, so they just took the time to say a sentence: "I don't want to eat those unnutritious grasses, I want to eat meat." ”
"What is grass, those are nutritious vegetables, your mother said, eat more vegetables to be healthy." The old leopard was immediately unhappy and reprimanded the little leopard.
Listening to this dialogue, the night of the dead has a sense of confusion, what? When did steamed buns become popular as vegetarian? This is too up-to-date, right?!
The little leopard glanced at him disdainfully, and that look seemed to say, "I despise you for your timid wife." ”
The old leopard was about to get angry, but he looked up at the night on the side, and suddenly bowed slightly politely: "These barbecues are yours, my kid is too naughty, I'm sorry for causing you trouble." ”
Night Dead was also a little confused by such a polite two-dimensional painting style leopard, and coldly agreed: "Oh, no, it's okay, you're welcome." ”
Then another drop of gravy fell on the fire, making a snorting sound and the smell of meat, but the old leopard's black nose unconsciously stirred a few times.
"Well, if you don't have to eat, let's eat together." The Night Dead invited.
"This... That being said, the pair of cat's eyes did stare at the barbecue on the campfire, looking at the small oil bubbles that burst from time to time, and couldn't help but swallow.
Night Shadow smiled: "You're welcome, there are a lot of them anyway, and I can't eat them." ”
Ten minutes later, Night Immortal looked at the old leopard in front of him with a dull expression, who had already eliminated most of the roast wolves. "Nima! What about the new generation of good monsters who are polite and polite? You're welcome, isn't it? You haven't finished eating this leg yet?! ”
After a few minutes, there was only a bare skeleton left, and the empty eye sockets seemed to be complaining, this old bastard also ate too cleanly, it was really not a waste at all! ~
"Hiccup! ~"I had a full burp, and I didn't know where to take out a toothpick that was much thicker than normal and shaved my teeth.
"Thank you for your hospitality." Finally, the old leopard did not forget to bow and express his gratitude.
"Oh, you're welcome." Nightshade replied dumbfoundedly.
In fact, it's not that I'm surprised that the old leopard can eat it, but the main thing is that the contrast between the front and back is too great, and people can't turn around.
At this moment, the tea boiled on the bonfire, made from the leaves of a plant, was ready, and I folded a few cups with the leaves, and handed them a cup for two people, no, two leopards and one leopard.
"Thank you." x2
Erbao thanked him, took the tea, blew the tea and took a sip of it.
"Ahh ~" x3 exhaled comfortably, with a sense of satisfaction.
Drinking tea, the old leopard glanced at the little leopard on the side: "Boy, what's the matter with the injury on your face?" Got into a fight again? ”
"Humph! They are all rhinoceros boys, bullying me with their physique. The little leopard looked unhappy.
Hiss! ~
The old leopard was very calm when he arrived, took a sip of tea, and his voice was lazy and indifferent: "Boy, didn't you say not to fight with others easily?" It's not very faceless to lose. ”
The little leopard turned his head and snorted coldly, "Humph!" I made a bet with Rhino Horn that he would apologize to me within three days, or I would kill him. ”
Night Shadow secretly said a ruthless boy, and couldn't help but glance at him more.
The old leopard was very calm, and looked at the little leopard seriously, "Boy, I didn't say you, how old are you, how can you gamble." ”
I pour! ~
Oh my God! The focus of the co-authorship is here.,It's really full of routines.,The author really wants to complain loudly.,Please, this isn't the point at all, okay?! Don't care about the killing?!
The time after the meal was very leisurely, anyway, there was nothing to do while drinking tea and chatting, but the good times didn't last long, and it didn't take long to hear a loud woman's roar: "Leopard, tiger leopard, you two guys don't eat and hide here for fun?!" ”
The two leopards suddenly sat up straight, cold sweat dripping down, and the old leopard tried to make a smile that was more ugly than crying, and looked back at the female spotted leopard who was similar to them, wearing an apron and holding a shovel.
"Hey, hey, hey! ~ Wife, you're out, I'm still planning to go back. ”
The female leopard was unmoved, and roared angrily with big eyes: "What?!" Planning to go back? Do you know how long I've been waiting for you, old ghost? You don't come back when the food is pasted, let you come out to find your son, you're good, your son is found, you actually accompanied him to hang out outside, do you know that you will take your son so bad?! Bala Bala Bala ・・・・・・"
To say that this woman's nagging is really endless, such a little thing The female leopard was still very energetic after scolding for a quarter of an hour, and it was not the same. Don't think it's an exaggeration, I've seen an old couple before, the old man was scolded by the old lady for more than an hour because he didn't cover the pot after the meal, you know? The old man has been gone for a long time, and she is still chattering! What the? How do I know, you ask? I watched it for more than an hour! ・・・・・・
Finally, under the intercession of the little leopard, the mother leopard took back the power of the wilderness, and then the old leopard did not have time to breathe a sigh of relief, and was grabbed by the mother leopard by the ear, and when he left, the mother leopard also turned back and glared sharply at the night dead: "Stinky boy!" It's you who brought the two imps of my family. ”
"Imp's words? Isn't it too much? Hehe? ~" The corners of the old leopard's mouth twitched, and he smiled far-fetchedly.
"Shut up! Old thing, go back and kneel for me! With the mother leopard roaring, the old leopard did not dare to speak.
In the end, the female leopard glanced at the night gravely: "It's better not to let me see you take my husband and son again, otherwise the old lady wants you to look good, remember the boy!" ”
In the end, the old leopard who was rescued by the mother leopard had to cast an apologetic look, and the little leopard was also embarrassed to fold his hands and bow cutely.
Seeing that the popularity of this family gradually moved away from his sight, the corners of Ye Ying's mouth twitched, and he couldn't help but smile bitterly. Who are these people, where did they come from, it's so weird, isn't it?! But I really sympathize with that old leopard, who was bullied so badly by his wife.
Looking at what happened to the old leopard, and then thinking about the old man who was scolded by his wife for more than an hour for not covering the pot, I can't help but feel that being single is really a good decision, ahem! ~ The main thing is that no one wants it, which of you wants to take it? Well, digression again.
Please all join us in the poor old leopard and the abuse of his wife like him, oh no! ~ It is the silent mourning of the men who are "happy"! ~Amen! ~